What the FUCK is wrong with cvnts

[Joe]

Just a quick message to anyone who might be studying at the Perth Institute of Hospitality and Tourism at 207 Murray St, or anyone who knows someone who is. If thats the case, please pass the following information on. Print it if need be and hand it to them.

FUCK YOU.

STOP PISSING ON THE FUCKING TOILET SEATS AND ON THE FLOOR OF THE FUCKING OFFICE TOWER BATHROOMS.

Seriously, every time I go to the toilet, I find that some cvnt has pissed all over the toilet seat. Not a few drops, but an entire bladder load of piss..

Also I'm really tired of the fucking footprints left on the toilet seats too. There are signs telling you not to do this, so obviously you can't fucking read. If you can't read, how are you going to serve me food at whatever restaurant or hotel it is you're trying to study to get a job at?

I'm not pointing out any particular nationalities here, but I've seen a few people actually walk out of the stall and I've walked straight in, and the toilet seat has been showered in urine.... so let me tell you, if you did this in your own country, this is probably what would happen to you.

http://www.bet.com/Assets/BET/Published/image/jpeg/2afda890-baa8-f294-59cc-b009a15eab53-news_fb_IndianPoliceOfficer_Fuel.jpg

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200711/r206029_784899.jpg

Thank you for listening and if you don't stop doing it, I'm going to kick you down the fucking stairs.

[Steppo_GT]

lol need to chuck a shit issit?

At least you have toilets to shit in every day unlike some tradies..

[JBAE]

geeez first JEWS now pakkis issit? :P adolfsac

[Skitzo]

hahahahah. I know what you mean though. Went to an overseas country where majority of the population squat and stuff. But if none of the squatting toilets were available, they would use a conventional western world style the same way. Fairly frustrating, and kind of rank.

[iluv2moan]

lol need to chuck a shit issit?

At least you have toilets to shit in every day unlike some tradies..

site im on atm has a sweat box without a roof hahhaha

gets cleaned every 10 min in this weather

[Biante12]

Shit - SIT, Stand - GLAND IN HAND

[easytiger]

Footprints on the seat?
wtf what strange customs these folk have

http://www.bay-graphics.com/p7dejavu/img/splash2.jpg

[Brockas]

I'm not pointing out any particular nationalities here, but I've seen a few people actually walk out of the stall and I've walked straight in, and the toilet seat has been showered in urine.... so let me tell you, if you did this in your own country, this is probably what would happen to you.
http://img.moronail.net/img/9/2/292.jpg

[Darklove]

youd probably pass out if you had to use the shitter at our work.

cvunts spraypaint the bowl hard then don't flush. Beautiful

[brynj]

Vaseline/oil on the seat, then whilst 'standing' on it they slip off perhaps. Don't really want to think about the application process though..

[Brockas]

Then you'll get rants from people bitching about the pingpingpingpings that put vaseline on the seat, and now they have a pre-lubed ass ready for a pounding.

[Xran]

In the words of Bart:

"I didn't do it!!"

[_S9_]

Standing on toilet seats - EPIC

[Joe]

The worst part is there is a sign in there telling people not to squat on the toilet seats, and they fuckin do it anyway.

[Kye]

ciao bella

[Milhouse]

first photo joe posted, the guy holding the video camera looks like lukian.

[Slip_]

fuck that shit niggah... straight unacceptable...

i think these cvnts want to roll... those are 'we want to roll actions'...

provide me with a authority to act, Subi massif will come roll deep on those 3rd world motherfuckers...

[yeahlow34]

I'm sorry, but why the fuck would you stand and squat on a shitter, as opposed to sitting on the seat? Fuckn religion issit?

[viet_boi]

The worst part is there is a sign in there telling people not to squat on the toilet seats, and they fuckin do it anyway.
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p23/viet_boi_01/Pedestal-squat-toilet.jpg

[yeahlow34]

fuck that shit niggah... straight unacceptable...

i think these cvnts want to roll... those are 'we want to roll actions'...

provide me with a authority to act, Subi massif will come roll deep on those 3rd world motherfuckers...

Fucking LOL!

Perth CBD massif reprezent.

[Skitzo]

The worst part is there is a sign in there telling people not to squat on the toilet seats, and they fuckin do it anyway.

Thats because they cant read engrish.

[cplagz]

ahhh Joe, you never fail to entertain! :)

I do agree - that's fucking gross. But hey - if they want to stand on the seats, lay a shit on the seat, then at least they have to step in your shit to take a piss.

[TJ]

ciao bella

lol


first photo joe posted, the guy holding the video camera looks like lukian.

LOL


fuck that shit niggah... straight unacceptable...

i think these cvnts want to roll... those are 'we want to roll actions'...

provide me with a authority to act, Subi massif will come roll deep on those 3rd world motherfuckers...

Fucking LOL. Mugabe would be upset with you rolling on felling niggas but

[nang3]

ahhh Joe, you never fail to entertain! :)

I do agree - that's fucking gross. But hey - if they want to stand on the seats, lay a shit on the seat, then at least they have to step in your shit to take a piss.

lolz if you have time apply the trifecta of bodily functions around the seat!

[NIPPY]

man i dont no how they use and feel comfortable on those squatters. i felt violated using one in thailand and japan. its like ur just laying one on the floor. NO GOOD

[Roobiks]

fuck some cvnts are weird.

[kurbn]

hate goin for a piss in clubs, piss all over the floor and over the handles n shit.. then u touch the door handle on the way out and its wet....

why do people have to be so grotty!

[[2_FLY]]

or the people that have made it into the night club toilet by 10pm and kicked fuck out of the toilet and the roll holder, then pissed on the new paper roll. I wonder what goes through these cvnts heads

[cplagz]

man i dont no how they use and feel comfortable on those squatters. i felt violated using one in thailand and japan. its like ur just laying one on the floor. NO GOOD

Actually, squatting when taking a dump is the best for you as it's the angle that allows your colon to extend the straightest without putting pressure on your bowels.

Random fact of the day for you :)

[1JZVL]

....wonder how angry you get when you go out clubbing etc



YUK! I HATE the state of toilets at clubs ffs it's a shame! much better wizzing in public ;)

[bulkos]

yep lagz I've heard that .. think it was in a human biol lecture at uni .... doesnt mean its right though, sub contracting out to telstra and laying cable everywhere ....

What got me was when you use a squatter in asia and there is a fkn rank bin next to the hole full of toilet paper coz they dont flush it down the dunny they chuck it in the bin!
.... or even worse when you have to buy paper off some guy out the front coz there isnt any in the cubicle ... only the hose! .. and bali belly is kicked in

[PAGZ]

least ur not shittin in a porta potty thats out in the sun and gets emptied once a week.

[bulkos]

least ur not shittin in a porta potty thats out in the sun and gets emptied once a week.

true .....

how bout perth cup dunnys at 5pm or skyshow portables that dont have lights at night

[MikeS14]

haha i wondered why there are always footprints on public toilets. the dirty bastards don't even keep their shoes on.

[Slip_]

Fucking LOL!

Perth CBD massif reprezent.

aahaaha

corporate blue's on's... semi deep


Fucking LOL. Mugabe would be upset with you rolling on felling niggas but

Mugabe has no empathy... the most diabolical political hater since adolf himself... he'd sell his m&m covered pugs for political gain!

Still laughing Joe

[Xran]

least ur not shittin in a porta potty thats out in the sun and gets emptied once a week.

yeah, fucking building sites ftl... sucks the balls :(

dad and I used to carry bog roll in the truck and go dig a hole in the bush rather than use those fucken things.... rank. Oh, we had a 100L water tank and plenty of handwash to use too haha

[confuzion]

LOL at squatting on the seats.. thats gold.. and really strange
go get em joe!

[DISTRBD]

Actually, squatting when taking a dump is the best for you as it's the angle that allows your colon to extend the straightest without putting pressure on your bowels


OK to do that if its solids
:shake:

[AGIT8D]

Fuck imagine the back splash from squatting.. It's probably filthy bowl water more than piss on that seat.. Regardless I wouldn't wanna be sitting in it!!

[dmwill]

;467843']or the people that have made it into the night club toilet by 10pm and kicked fuck out of the toilet and the roll holder, then pissed on the new paper roll. I wonder what goes through these cvnts heads

Was about to mention that...

I try to avoid nightclub toilets for that very reason...Walking though piss knowing you have to step into your hose with them and pull them off with your hands is not appealing.

[Fryman]

first photo joe posted, the guy holding the video camera looks like lukian.

i will square punch you in the mangina

[evil1]

reverse kanga ftw

[///M]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p23/viet_boi_01/Pedestal-squat-toilet.jpg

:lol: hahahahaha

[Bomber]

Joesac, can't you property manage up a set of keys to one toilet in particular? Then no cvnt can get in and play Mr Whippy on your favourite potty. :lol:

[Drift_R32]

as been mentioned...you havnt seen shit till youve worked on countless biulding sites, your lucky you just have piss on the seat and not an entire pile of whipped shit.

nothing like been in a small plastic room thats 50degrees, sweating, trying to take a piss while your looking square at a skanky pile of half baked/dried shit and your piss is slowly remoisturing it with the smell of 1000 tradies before you's shit in the holding tank below stinging your nose.

[AGIT8D]

as been mentioned...you havnt seen shit till youve worked on countless biulding sites, your lucky you just have piss on the seat and not an entire pile of whipped shit.

nothing like been in a small plastic room thats 50degrees, sweating, trying to take a piss while your looking square at a skanky pile of half baked/dried shit and your piss is slowly remoisturing it with the smell of 1000 tradies before you's shit in the holding tank below stinging your nose.

Fuck yeah, time for breakfast! Good read! :werd:

[BlueSIV]

+1 vote for putting vasoline or the like on the seat. That would be gold to see the bastard doing it, walk back to work with a big shit smear down his back haha

[Drift_R32]

Fuck yeah, time for breakfast! Good read! :werd:

i just ate..memories.

[Sandy]

When I was flying through Dubai, opened the toilet door for a quick piss and quickly decided I should hold it in, some random pingpingping was washing his feet at a sink.... was so random I didn't want to see inside a cubicle.

[EVLO]

When I was flying through Dubai, opened the toilet door for a quick piss and quickly decided I should hold it in, some random pingpingping was washing his feet at a sink.... was so random I didn't want to see inside a cubicle.

We wash our hands after pissing/shitting, he was just doing the same :P