Antiperspirant Q

[Brett_J]

About as off topic as you can get, but fuck me if I'm not going to start shaving my armpits soon!
Seriously I cant find an antiperspirant that doesn't turn my armpits into a sticky smelly fucking dreadlock.
I've tried trusty old Rexona essentials for men, various useless Lynx products and a few roll ons, all fucking useless.
I know there is some hairy smelly fuckers here that have managed to snag a girlfriend, so unless you stinky bastards has friends/girlfriends without the sense of smell, I'm assuming you've managed to tame this stinky beast.

What the fuck do you use/recommend?

[RGVFAST]

vomited a little in my mouth reading about your armpit dreadlock

[locote]

A shower and a wash everyday goes a long way.....

[Brett_J]

I will set fire to then next pingpingpingping with a smart ass comment

[AGIT8D]

http://quirkysmirk.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/crw_2648-gorilla-picking-his-nose.jpg

Just block your nose bro! :) Awaiting my flamage..

[Skitzo]

I use speed stick. Best anti perspirent i have used. From day to day use keeps me dry as. Keeps mass sweating when smashing the dance foor to mild sweating. If only i could use it over my whole body.

As for the dreadlock thing, depends how much you put on.

[Ryan1080]

LOL!

Shave your armpits man! I opposed it for years, till I saw the light. Makes a HUGE difference, trust me!

[Skrappy]

Have you tried the dry stick types? Old spice have one you can find pretty much everywhere.

[Scaf]

Lol at this thread. Rexona sport goes alright.

[Brett_J]

I use speed stick. Best anti perspirent i have used. From day to day use keeps me dry as. Keeps mass sweating when smashing the dance foor to mild sweating. If only i could use it over my whole body.

As for the dreadlock thing, depends how much you put on.

This message was bought to you by our sponsor Speedstick!

Oh and Agit8d, I need not bother, your a bogan living in madurah, you know of your failure :)

[yeahlow34]

I just use the lynx body spray.

I don't sweat much, so don't find the need to use anti-perspirant.

Put it on in the morning, and can still smell it at the end of the day.

[Tocchi]

Hugo boss dark blue stick works a treat
not too "deo" smelling too .. quite mild

[SLY346]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:eIegsge9yzQVvM:http://www.onlinepharmacynz.com/images/products/586-354-Mitchum_Anti_perspirant_Deodorant.jpg

this stuff works alright for me

[Sully]

try not putting on half a can of the shit. that might be a start.

on the other hand, some chicks dig dreadies

[Scaf]

LOL!

Shave your armpits man! I opposed it for years, till I saw the light. Makes a HUGE difference, trust me!

Haha does it make u aerodynamic so you can fight faster?

[locote]

^^^ Good stuff....

I find myself using my GFs deorant sometimes, no complaints of BO, just wierd looks when ppl get close to ya and relised you smell like a woman..

[AGIT8D]

Oh and Agit8d, I need not bother, your a bogan living in madurah, you know of your failure :)

Was that it? Fuck I should hang shit on you more often.. Better slip back in my flanno and crack my 'man in a can' Emu Export now...

[Kye]

^^^ Good stuff....

I find myself using my GFs deorant sometimes, no complaints of BO, just wierd looks when ppl get close to ya and relised you smell like a woman..

Thats real gay

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/16/gold_dancer.gif

[Ryan1080]

Haha does it make u aerodynamic so you can fight faster?

Fight, swim, run, anything haha.

It makes sense though. Any moisture evaporates easier when there's no hair there, as it is not trapped. Also roll ons tend to be more effective with no hair. No point using one if you got hair, you just roll it on top of it, but not actual skin. Useless.

[Silencio]

you dont have to shave your armpits, just give it a 'trim'

[Ryan1080]

Easier just to shave, meh...

[Brett_J]

Was that it? Fuck I should hang shit on you more often.. Better slip back in my flanno and crack my 'man in a can' Emu Export now...

Emo armpit times make me have somewhat lackadaisical rebuttals.

[AGIT8D]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b299/AGIT8D/armpit1.jpg

Same?

[locote]

Thats real gay

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/16/gold_dancer.gif

Smell Gay or like a homeless bum, either way its a fucked situation to be in

[Brett_J]

Same?


Neg, sticky and stinky, not lengthy :)

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

Go see your GP.

[duste]

Cornrows!

[AGIT8D]

Smell Gay or like a homeless bum, either way its a fucked situation to be in

BYO deodorant...... :werd:

[Joe]

Shave it, its the only way.

[XF Falcon]

The best way to get your girlfriend to go down on your armpits is if you shave it.
truuuust me ;)

[yeahlow34]

Are people joking about shaving armpits. If not. wow.

[AGIT8D]

Are people joking about shaving armpits. If not. wow.

+1

[Scaf]

^^ yeah thats what i was thinking... kinda gay if you ask me.

[Brett_J]

Regardless Im not shaving them, I regard my armpit hair as a manly trait, be it a stinky knotted trait :)

[Pete]

i just use the lynx stuff, but don't spray so close.. Being a wog you'll understand i definitely do not lack in the no hair growing from anywhere thing.

Also a good soap like Dove helps too. I found the rexona anti-perspirant made dreads too. I sometimes get the nivea anti-perspirant, doesn't smell as good, but works a bit.

[Cake]

http://www.nair.com.au/nair_for_men

ben351 approved.

[ho57ile]

I use rexona sport, I do take a can with me though at work.

Oh and +2 for wtf at blokes shaving the armpits, i did it for a dare in highschool and that is uncomfortable as fuck.

[AGIT8D]

Haha, many leaked closet secrets here today...

[locote]

this thread makes me LOL....
Ring mens help line see if they can be of any assistance with this problem..
Sure they can help you with sweaty arm pit problem all the way to safely removing crusty bits under your foreskin problem.

[Scaf]

I find with rexona sport u have to hold it right, and shake it well. Also don't bomb it on, that's scaf's handy hints.

[AGIT8D]

Spray deodorants are bad for the environment and your lungs hmmkay

[Scaf]

Na I plant a tree everytime I spray it so it's cool.

[Ryan1080]

Fark you pingpingpingpings! I love the clean shaved look, so does the missus! :naughty:

[waxdass]

hey mate,

goto your chemist - and buy a roll-on called DRYSOL.

apply it before going to bed for 3-5 days. I gaurantee you will not break a sweat out of your armpit for at least 2-3 weeks.

I wouldnt shave armpits - thats mega gay - instead trim them No.1 stylez... lol

DRYSOL - dont even have to use anti-persperant after...just normal deodarant.

[XF Falcon]

does it like soak into your skin overnight and kill your sweat glands or something? :P

[waxdass]

Not really... it does sting for a little bit.

its just a concentrate of any normal anti-persperant. normal anti-persperant off the shelf contain 10% aluminiumhydroxide? this shit contains 20-25%.

[AGIT8D]

Fark you pingpingpingpings! I love the clean shaved look, so does the missus! :naughty:

Bullshit dude!!! Your mrs wants to fuck you MORE cause you shave your underarms? She's just being supportive.. I'd believe you if you said you fixed up your shit downstairs but I don't think any chick would go fuck yeah this guy shaves his underarms wouldn't mind tonguein' them for a while before I head downstairs!!

The only time a chick will approve of a dude shavin his shit is when it's his legs for footy etc cause girls dig jocks, and even then I'm a bit sus on the whole idea, although a few mates do it.

How long will it be til you're delivering the waygu in heels bro? :shake:

[Skitzo]

fuck shaving arm pits, shit grows back worse and its hell itchy. i just get mine waxed.

[coFF33]

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

[Skitzo]

The only time a chick will approve of a dude shavin his shit is when it's his legs for footy etc cause girls dig jocks, and even then I'm a bit sus on the whole idea, although a few mates do it.


WTF!? How is there any reason to shave your legs for football? So you can run faster? The only time its OK to shave your legs is if you have a vagina.

^ Thats American Psycho yeah?

[Joe]

No I'm not fuckin joking about shaving armpits..

I'm hairier than all you cvnts put together. If I didn't do it, I end up stinking after a couple of hours at work.

The fact is, hair under your arms traps sweat and creates a lot of bacteria, thus causing the odour. No hair = no odour.

Don't care how fuckin gay you think it is, my mrs likes it and so do I... and I smell like a bunch of fucking roses.

[coFF33]

post pre shaven armpit pics all you fags shaving them!

i bet ill beat your jungle any day !

and i smell awesome all day

motherfuckers

[AGIT8D]

Cherry blossom red roses?

[Kye]

Don't care how fuckin gay you think it is, my mrs likes it and so do I... and I smell like a bunch of fucking roses.

Quoted for the LOLS

[AGIT8D]

WTF!? How is there any reason to shave your legs for football? So you can run faster? The only time its OK to shave your legs is if you have a vagina.

^ Thats American Psycho yeah?

You lost me, but apparently it's cause when they get the massages n shit it pulls on the leg hair and makes them sad.. Also for strapping the knees etc.. Bodybuilders do it too, so they can rub their tan lotion on nicely ahaha :)

[Skitzo]

No I'm not fuckin joking about shaving armpits..

I'm hairier than all you cvnts put together. If I didn't do it, I end up stinking after a couple of hours at work.

The fact is, hair under your arms traps sweat and creates a lot of bacteria, thus causing the odour. No hair = no odour.

Don't care how fuckin gay you think it is, my mrs likes it and so do I... and I smell like a bunch of fucking roses.

Your lucky this thread was made this week and not last week. I feel there would of been some good natured friendly abuse thrown your way on the weekend haha.

[Evilteddy]

Don't care how fuckin gay you think it is, my mrs likes it and so do I... and I smell like a bunch of fucking roses.

What do roses and vaginas have in common?

When they're both wet they stink like shit.

[Ryan1080]

Not really... it does sting for a little bit.

its just a concentrate of any normal anti-persperant. normal anti-persperant off the shelf contain 10% aluminiumhydroxide? this shit contains 20-25%.

I've heard or read somewhere that aluminiumhydroxide may cause cancer over long term use. Hence why you won't find too many top shelf deodorants with it... I could be wrong though...


fuck shaving arm pits, shit grows back worse and its hell itchy. i just get mine waxed.

It's been two years, and see no difference. That will probably vary between different people though... First few times it was uncomfortable afterwards for a day or two. Now, it's nothing. I only do it once a fortnight too. A lot easier than 'trimming', what a pain int he ass that was!


Bullshit dude!!! Your mrs wants to fuck you MORE cause you shave your underarms? She's just being supportive.. I'd believe you if you said you fixed up your shit downstairs but I don't think any chick would go fuck yeah this guy shaves his underarms wouldn't mind tonguein' them for a while before I head downstairs!!

The only time a chick will approve of a dude shavin his shit is when it's his legs for footy etc cause girls dig jocks, and even then I'm a bit sus on the whole idea, although a few mates do it.

How long will it be til you're delivering the waygu in heels bro? :shake:

I meant to say, she loves it, that there is no smell anymore. Geez, it's not like she fucks my armpit haha. Just that it's a lot better after after a whole day, you still feel more fresh than with hair there. I've been on both sides of the fence, ain't going back. As far as 'down there' is concerned, she definately loves that!

And yeah, you've yet to meet me delivering wagyu, maybe I do wear heels, haha! j/k

EDIT: That "pain in the ass" bit was metaphorically speaking. Ain't touching that, in case someone misunderstood haha!

[coFF33]

scissor action on your armpits bro ?
you woman and her fetishes hey ?

[Ryan1080]

I tried trimming with scissors, but I'm too unco, and keep stabbing myself haha. Shaivng's safer haha!

[Alt_F4]

Cherry blossom red roses?
:lol:


I've heard or read somewhere that aluminiumhydroxide may cause cancer over long term use. Hence why you won't find too many top shelf deodorants with it... I could be wrong though...
Your thinking of alzheimers.

[Miami]

Footy - shave legs for strapping/physio rub-downs. Strapping tape doesnt stick properly if you're too hairy, and the oil the phyisos use gets hair all knotted etc.

LOL at Patrick Bateman...need to go see American Psycho again!

Drysol could be a winner....or botox injections can be used to kill sweat glands in extreme circumstances - not sure bout underarms, but certainly for feet.

[Cake]

Don't care how fuckin gay you think it is, my mrs likes it and so do I... and I smell like a bunch of fucking roses.
Quoted for re-giggle.

[coFF33]

I tried trimming with scissors, but I'm too unco, and keep stabbing myself haha. Shaivng's safer haha!



haha, you read that the wrong way bro ,

goto google images , search "scissor action"

see what appears

[stumps.]

This is retarded. Do you guys use your girlfiends shavers to do it

[AGIT8D]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Bet the girls had to give them a shaving 'pits 101 before they tried. Am I right boys? FUCK! How long do you spend washing your FUCKING VAGINAS in the showe?

[waxdass]

I've heard or read somewhere that aluminiumhydroxide may cause cancer over long term use. Hence why you won't find too many top shelf deodorants with it... I could be wrong though...



I used to sweat heavily - iv been using DRYSOL for prob 1 week straight every 2-3 months - its limited application and its all i need. I find my sweat is reduced if i dont use it after anyway. But i get farkall sweat for a fortnight at least after a solid 3 days application.
works for me i guess.

im pretty sure Lynx Anti-persperant/rexona all have aluminiumhydroxide as their main ingredient anyway... dont think there is another formula for it?

[Fozzy]

We all know wrx drivers are not that manly.. So I thought we would get abit of a survey going on over there..

Check http://www.perth-wrx.com/vb/showthread.php?t=27317 for the results

[Ryan1080]

Ahh, THAT scissor action! LOL!

Geez, nothing gay about shaving your armpits, crikey! And it's not like plucking your eyebrows, now that is gay!

[AGIT8D]

Hahahaha, it would be as gay as plucking your eyebrows if you did it for aesthetics.. Which I'm not fully convinced that you don't!!!

[Macca]

Don't care how fuckin gay you think it is, my mrs likes it and so do I... and I smell like a bunch of fucking roses.

Dude the roses smell is your wife's impulse deo that you put on afterwards

[TJ]

Waxing? Shaving?

WTF

Everything knows that burning it off with a flaming alcoholic shot is where its at!

[1JZNOSHIT]

time to throw burning absinthe on our under arm hairs :)

[brynj]

Nivea for men roll on.. its for men, like swan draught has WA in it.
I've never heard of guys shaving armpits before.. wow

[Fryman]

interesting discussion / slander session

being a person of a larger frame and perspiration heavy, have tried many deoderants to find what works and whate doesnt

lynx smells nice, but is a rubbish base, the stuff goes all pearshaped 10 minutes after you smell, plus you will smell like a year 10 puberty kid.

Rexonas stuff is better with the antiperpirant qualities, its the aluminium chlorohydrate they use as a base that makes your armpit hairs do the tango.

Niveas stuff lasts longer and smells more neutral but again the hairs dont agree

finding what works with your perspiration is a hit and miss exercise, everybody s smell is different, but when you find the right smell and anti perspirant combination you will know about it. For a person that sweats alot (myself and tj for more then one reason :P) this is important


Trying right now the nivea silver protect deoderant, german made and lasts ages and doesnt make the hairs collide plus smells quite the class. silver ion marketing seems to be working a treat

Too much spray doesnt help.. also spray the deoderant from the top of your armpit down to your side dont focus on the armpit, the sweat glands are not only down in your armpits but down your side. then you will smell farm fresh.

Shake the can well as well, the stuff in the can seperates until mixed with the accelerant

ps shaving/waxing has its place for some people but for the majority it doesnt.

daffodil pickers

[Joe]

I guess you guys won't actually know until you've actually done it.

Come to think of it, with most of you being a bunch of convict descendants, you wouldn't be that hairy anyway (although I bet you have really fuckin crooked teeth).

If you're European on the other hand, you'll probably be a lot hairier.

[Brett_J]

I guess you guys won't actually know until you've actually done it.

Come to think of it, with most of you being a bunch of convict descendants, you wouldn't be that hairy anyway (although I bet you have really fuckin crooked teeth).

If you're European on the other hand, you'll probably be a lot hairier.

I think you have more eyebrow hair than head hair Joe, I can only imagine the bouffant you had cranking under your arm pits!

I got some drysol or whatever its called, will give it a whirl tonight.

[Ryan1080]

Hahahaha, it would be as gay as plucking your eyebrows if you did it for aesthetics.. Which I'm not fully convinced that you don't!!!

Haha, 99.999% for the no-sweat function. 0.001% for looks. So there :p

Try it! Your BO problems will be fixed. Guaranteed!

[AGIT8D]

But I don't have BO problems dude... Nor do I have armpit hair aesthetical issues haha. I'll leave it for the sweat freaks and hairy canarys..

[RICEY]

No I'm not fuckin joking about shaving armpits..

I'm hairier than all you cvnts put together. If I didn't do it, I end up stinking after a couple of hours at work.

The fact is, hair under your arms traps sweat and creates a lot of bacteria, thus causing the odour. No hair = no odour.

Don't care how fuckin gay you think it is, my mrs likes it and so do I... and I smell like a bunch of fucking roses.

Shaving your armpits I can understand, but why stick all that hair above your eyes?

[RICEY]

I guess you guys won't actually know until you've actually done it.

Come to think of it, with most of you being a bunch of convict descendants, you wouldn't be that hairy anyway (although I bet you have really fuckin crooked teeth).

If you're European on the other hand, you'll probably be a lot hairier.

Thats like saying you wont know if you enjoy getting fucked in the ass by a man till youve done it. Im happy not knowing !!

Seriously though Speedstick ftw works very well and doesnt go sticky or anything you dont even feel it there...

:D

[SimonR32]

I guess you guys won't actually know until you've actually done it.

Come to think of it, with most of you being a bunch of convict descendants, you wouldn't be that hairy anyway (although I bet you have really fuckin crooked teeth).

If you're European on the other hand, you'll probably be a lot hairier.

England is in Europe, convicts came from England... hense European as well!!!

Italy does not equal Europe Joe and lots of Italian's are actually not hairy, greesy, one eyebrowed stink bugs... It's only the dodgy wogs from the south that are, the Northern Italians are actually quiet Aryan in appearance :)

[ben351]

i seen pingpingpingpings on Dr 90210 get botox in there armpit for stop sweat stains n shit ...

other than that i sweat like a pedophile on a bouncey castle on a cold day my body temp is all fucked up ... i use rexonas but find that good old BRUT doesnt knot

or if i can find a pic of Chris Rogers on facebook i cover the bottom half and pretend its Rhianna and rub one out ... nothing to do with sweating ... its just how i roll

[Steppo_GT]

i use adidas roll on deo works good.

[Token]

some avon stuff is what i use..

that with a bit of calvin klein euphoria that the missus chose

[Mad_Aussie]

My little bro has alapetia, all his hair fell out when he was a kid.
Chicks love it.

But I dont see the need to shave your pits. I mean shave your balls, dick looks bigger. Shave your pits, your arm looks bigger? Might work for some.

[DRKWRX]

I use nothing underarms lol didnt even think about it till now they dont smell :lol:

[Biante12]

Spray deodorants are bad for the environment and your lungs hmmkay


So do farts in the morning - same same

[ADZR8]

I use nothing underarms lol didnt even think about it till now they dont smell :lol:


you must be asian.

[DRKWRX]

haha no Asian here.

[evil1]

speed stick

[31-EVO]

you must be asian.

ROR

If only you'd met the guy, he's the antichrist of asian ( as in fucking tall and white )

I use Lynx mainly, but yer as said, it smells like ass after about 5 minutes into a decent sweat, being a mechanic doesn't help. The most decent stuff I've used which was my G/F's fathers was called ' Playboy' I felt like a fag using it, but yeah it was good all day

[RICEY]

I use nothing underarms lol didnt even think about it till now they dont smell :lol:

or you have no sense of smell

[RICEY]

ROR

If only you'd met the guy, he's the antichrist of asian ( as in fucking tall and white )

I use Lynx mainly, but yer as said, it smells like ass after about 5 minutes into a decent sweat, being a mechanic doesn't help. The most decent stuff I've used which was my G/F's fathers was called ' Playboy' I felt like a fag using it, but yeah it was good all day

Seriously try speedstick 24hr i can sweat my ring off and still smell sweeter than uhhhhh something really sweet.

[evil1]

I use nothing underarms lol didnt even think about it till now they dont smell :lol:

or your not a man

[Smoked]

haha. but ive unwillingly smelled plenty of dirty bitches that need a decent spray out and about so. male or female doesnt necessarily mean smell and no smell..

also partly cancels out the shaven not shaven smell issue

i usually use some kind of rexona on first then my cologne or that following. or brut.

i found that the brut 'long lasting' deoderant works well, and the can of it lasts a long time not just the smell once u spray it.
i think the ones with the anti perspirant run out much quicker.

i reckon ill try the drysol, but im not that bad, i can think of someone who gets shocker pitstains tho hahah i hope he reads this GET SOME DRYSOL! see if it works u poor bastard

[gav_wah]

try using mitchum roll on (green bottle) find it in most chemists and shit for about 4-5 dorra works great IMO and im a big hariy kent.