jr
09-06-2009, 10:04 PM
One of my friends posted this massive rant on facebook today, thought some of you guys might enjoy it.
I dont date because id rather stay home and read a book
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Today at 22:04
I have a no dating policy
It's pretty straightforward
Why?
Because i apply one simple question to any contact with the opposite sex
Would i rather be doing something else than conducting an interview over dinner trying to bash out my list of impressive qualities mixed in with some witty jokes just so i can go and masturbate in a vagina?
And the answer is 99% of the time a resounding yes
Women do not impress me
Why?
Because woman are fundamentally boring
Sure they have a few hobbies but most women are just plain old BORING!
Men are more interesting.
Why?
Because men have to be interesting to get laid, woman just need to bring an orifice.
Worst of all are the men i know in relationships. Generally cowards who are so desperate to safeguard their pussy on tap and thus pander to insane whims of alpha females in order to keep the peace, hardly inspiring role models to the rest of us to getting ready to sign up to a faustian pact. Eventually they become some photocopied version of a perfect hollywood boyfriend and no other single man respects them
This will no doubt come across as a mysoginistic rant, but bear with me peeps 'theres dick jokes coming up'. I am far from bitter, more like numb from conquest and war. This is not some rant by a guy who cant get laid, this is actually from the opposite end, meaning the more i hook up with girls the more i realise they are about as useful as an asshole on my elbow. Sure i can fake being cool, charming sincere, but finding it that easy to lay the wool over 99% of womens eyes just fills me with contempt and I dont even finish the evening from sheer mind numbing boredom.
And before the women get all up in arms about me not understanding woman not only do i have unquestionable references i have an extensive resume of listening to women bitch and moan about their neglect, abuse and general relationship failures which most of the time make me actually think they deserve it. I know i am a much better lover than johnny fotball hero but i do not feel like i should have to prove myself time and time ago in this ridiculous orchestrated scenarios because
ive realised with age that once you cross 25 the power shifts dramatically to the side of men, we are in no rush , we dont care, our libido is somewhat controllable and really we can do as we please on our own timeline and we can have ANY woman we want.
So it becomes a question of do I want to date her, not can i get her
I would also like to establish the following universal truths
-Every rich man on this planet cheats or lies
-Prostitution is economically far more sensible than dating
These simple truths ultimately mean that women are on their backfoot over a long enough time span, if the man is not poor and has options. Which in todays modern western world we do, ipso facto if you want a man to love you find a poor one, i for one coming from a poor working class background never ever want to be poor so that seems to seal my fate with women
the irony of it is when you start off in your early 20s it ss the woman who always have the upper hand
they accuse young men of being inexperienced sexually -true
they accuse young men of being immature - true
they accuse young men of just not understanding woman - true
so instead of teaching us they freeze out and punish the young men, engage in cocktease warfare and generally act like a total pingpingpingping towards young men, occasionally after a few one night stands with older men when their self esteem hits an all time low they begrudgingly accept a young boyfriend who they treat like shit, alienate and destroy their trust, usually by cheating or simply being a selfish demanding bitch or in my case...both. Boys heart breaks, boy dumps girl, boy becames a manwhore, dead to the world incapable of ever feeling anything ever again, destined to break girls hearts time and time again
Whichever way you look at it, western woman for all the social progression jsut want a man to replace their father in looking after them, yeah sure they make a go of their careers but at 28-30 it all gets to hard, all their friends are getting married and having babies, they feel left out, alone and get real desperate, ready to sign up with any guy with 2 front teeth and a steady job.
Lets go back in time, how did they end up there
When they are young all girls want to do is drink, dance and have fun, (whatever the fuck it is that woman equate with 'fun' because i still to this day do not get what 'fun' is to girls, when girls talk of fun most men pick up a playstation console or go smoke something). When women finally wake up at 28 panic and grow up when their age shows in the mirror the suddenly become all about finding that perfect guy.
but here is the kicker
NEWSFLASH the perfect guy just does not exist.
All men are the same. I have yet to meet a man who impresses me, by that logic, if my view of men is that im about as good as it gets (as awesome as i am), i dont think that bodes well for women searching for more because i have NOTHING more to give than any other guy i know which apparently doesnt seem to be enough. To date every woman i know who is in a long term relationship is generally unhappy or in some major fucking denial, or knows they have settled but have accepted their lot in life. This merely eventually props up the divorce rate in this country
But women you have to ask yourselves, you spend your early 20s destroying men like us and generally being uninteresting and then you get old. Your face is haggard from spending your youth in clubs taking drugs and drinking, wearing whorish makeup that dries up your skin, your gym membership you started this year along with pole dancing and whatever ridiculous health fad your into this month will not save you from a decade of neglect of physical exercise. Your feet are
ruined from a decade of dancing in uncomfortable shoes, your still boring, you have no grace, no femininity, no life skills, you have done NOTHING with your life, AND NO ONE WANTS YOU... except of the chumps who want to settle down. If i had a dollar for every over the hill bag who managed to snag some dot com nerd with his honda and his house in the suburbs i wouldnt be writing this blog id blowing my millions at the brothels,
to rip off maddox
CONGRATULATIONS YOUR MEDIOCRE
And then you smug couples have the fucking audacity to accuse me of being unhappy and miserable... please dont make me fucking laugh, I fucked her whilst you were overseas...douche
This is really fucking depressing shit but that this is how the western world plays out the best years of our lives with these fucking games that no one really wants but everyone seems to play
Everyone likes to be naked and famous and have the satisfaction of picking up, but i can assure you from my personal experience whether its the 1st 2nd or tenth time you still wake up hating yourself as much as the time before, weeping in your soul for how hollow you have become and how sterile everything tastes
Jeff Buckley wrote it the best
'im moving with grace the men despise and women have learned to lose'
I think the western world needs a big wake up call with regards to male female interactions or maybe this is just civilisations decline into androgeny, where its about fucking and fleeting moments of soul crushing denial, either way I refuse to play the game
Men are wankers but YOU ARE THE ONES WHO MADE US THIS WAY, you have no one to blame but yourselves
Having said all of this. Im a reasonable man, if anyone can show me one single relationship that i can possibly respect i will write a retraction, the criteria are very simple because then maybe I will have something to live for.
2 independant people, who are still 'in love', want each other but dont need each other, who never fight...ever! and make each others lives more rewarding on a daily basis, and who want to spend time with each other more than doing other things and havent just copped out after a lifetime of being a shitty person, ie born again virgins, you cant wash those shitstains off your soul so easily
I am yet to meet them and so feel smug in my singleness
I dont date because id rather stay home and read a book
Share
Today at 22:04
I have a no dating policy
It's pretty straightforward
Why?
Because i apply one simple question to any contact with the opposite sex
Would i rather be doing something else than conducting an interview over dinner trying to bash out my list of impressive qualities mixed in with some witty jokes just so i can go and masturbate in a vagina?
And the answer is 99% of the time a resounding yes
Women do not impress me
Why?
Because woman are fundamentally boring
Sure they have a few hobbies but most women are just plain old BORING!
Men are more interesting.
Why?
Because men have to be interesting to get laid, woman just need to bring an orifice.
Worst of all are the men i know in relationships. Generally cowards who are so desperate to safeguard their pussy on tap and thus pander to insane whims of alpha females in order to keep the peace, hardly inspiring role models to the rest of us to getting ready to sign up to a faustian pact. Eventually they become some photocopied version of a perfect hollywood boyfriend and no other single man respects them
This will no doubt come across as a mysoginistic rant, but bear with me peeps 'theres dick jokes coming up'. I am far from bitter, more like numb from conquest and war. This is not some rant by a guy who cant get laid, this is actually from the opposite end, meaning the more i hook up with girls the more i realise they are about as useful as an asshole on my elbow. Sure i can fake being cool, charming sincere, but finding it that easy to lay the wool over 99% of womens eyes just fills me with contempt and I dont even finish the evening from sheer mind numbing boredom.
And before the women get all up in arms about me not understanding woman not only do i have unquestionable references i have an extensive resume of listening to women bitch and moan about their neglect, abuse and general relationship failures which most of the time make me actually think they deserve it. I know i am a much better lover than johnny fotball hero but i do not feel like i should have to prove myself time and time ago in this ridiculous orchestrated scenarios because
ive realised with age that once you cross 25 the power shifts dramatically to the side of men, we are in no rush , we dont care, our libido is somewhat controllable and really we can do as we please on our own timeline and we can have ANY woman we want.
So it becomes a question of do I want to date her, not can i get her
I would also like to establish the following universal truths
-Every rich man on this planet cheats or lies
-Prostitution is economically far more sensible than dating
These simple truths ultimately mean that women are on their backfoot over a long enough time span, if the man is not poor and has options. Which in todays modern western world we do, ipso facto if you want a man to love you find a poor one, i for one coming from a poor working class background never ever want to be poor so that seems to seal my fate with women
the irony of it is when you start off in your early 20s it ss the woman who always have the upper hand
they accuse young men of being inexperienced sexually -true
they accuse young men of being immature - true
they accuse young men of just not understanding woman - true
so instead of teaching us they freeze out and punish the young men, engage in cocktease warfare and generally act like a total pingpingpingping towards young men, occasionally after a few one night stands with older men when their self esteem hits an all time low they begrudgingly accept a young boyfriend who they treat like shit, alienate and destroy their trust, usually by cheating or simply being a selfish demanding bitch or in my case...both. Boys heart breaks, boy dumps girl, boy becames a manwhore, dead to the world incapable of ever feeling anything ever again, destined to break girls hearts time and time again
Whichever way you look at it, western woman for all the social progression jsut want a man to replace their father in looking after them, yeah sure they make a go of their careers but at 28-30 it all gets to hard, all their friends are getting married and having babies, they feel left out, alone and get real desperate, ready to sign up with any guy with 2 front teeth and a steady job.
Lets go back in time, how did they end up there
When they are young all girls want to do is drink, dance and have fun, (whatever the fuck it is that woman equate with 'fun' because i still to this day do not get what 'fun' is to girls, when girls talk of fun most men pick up a playstation console or go smoke something). When women finally wake up at 28 panic and grow up when their age shows in the mirror the suddenly become all about finding that perfect guy.
but here is the kicker
NEWSFLASH the perfect guy just does not exist.
All men are the same. I have yet to meet a man who impresses me, by that logic, if my view of men is that im about as good as it gets (as awesome as i am), i dont think that bodes well for women searching for more because i have NOTHING more to give than any other guy i know which apparently doesnt seem to be enough. To date every woman i know who is in a long term relationship is generally unhappy or in some major fucking denial, or knows they have settled but have accepted their lot in life. This merely eventually props up the divorce rate in this country
But women you have to ask yourselves, you spend your early 20s destroying men like us and generally being uninteresting and then you get old. Your face is haggard from spending your youth in clubs taking drugs and drinking, wearing whorish makeup that dries up your skin, your gym membership you started this year along with pole dancing and whatever ridiculous health fad your into this month will not save you from a decade of neglect of physical exercise. Your feet are
ruined from a decade of dancing in uncomfortable shoes, your still boring, you have no grace, no femininity, no life skills, you have done NOTHING with your life, AND NO ONE WANTS YOU... except of the chumps who want to settle down. If i had a dollar for every over the hill bag who managed to snag some dot com nerd with his honda and his house in the suburbs i wouldnt be writing this blog id blowing my millions at the brothels,
to rip off maddox
CONGRATULATIONS YOUR MEDIOCRE
And then you smug couples have the fucking audacity to accuse me of being unhappy and miserable... please dont make me fucking laugh, I fucked her whilst you were overseas...douche
This is really fucking depressing shit but that this is how the western world plays out the best years of our lives with these fucking games that no one really wants but everyone seems to play
Everyone likes to be naked and famous and have the satisfaction of picking up, but i can assure you from my personal experience whether its the 1st 2nd or tenth time you still wake up hating yourself as much as the time before, weeping in your soul for how hollow you have become and how sterile everything tastes
Jeff Buckley wrote it the best
'im moving with grace the men despise and women have learned to lose'
I think the western world needs a big wake up call with regards to male female interactions or maybe this is just civilisations decline into androgeny, where its about fucking and fleeting moments of soul crushing denial, either way I refuse to play the game
Men are wankers but YOU ARE THE ONES WHO MADE US THIS WAY, you have no one to blame but yourselves
Having said all of this. Im a reasonable man, if anyone can show me one single relationship that i can possibly respect i will write a retraction, the criteria are very simple because then maybe I will have something to live for.
2 independant people, who are still 'in love', want each other but dont need each other, who never fight...ever! and make each others lives more rewarding on a daily basis, and who want to spend time with each other more than doing other things and havent just copped out after a lifetime of being a shitty person, ie born again virgins, you cant wash those shitstains off your soul so easily
I am yet to meet them and so feel smug in my singleness