magic1
30-01-2005, 02:27 PM
1. Blaming your farts on me....not funny......not very funny at all!
2. Yelling at me for barking....I'M A F**KING DOG YOU IDIOT!
3.Taking me for a walk then NOT letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose F**CKING WALK IS IT ANYWAY?
4. Any trick that involves balancing stuff on my nose.....F**K OFF!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throws. So you fooled a dog! what a proud f**king moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big sbip" then acting all surprised when I freak out every time we go back.
8. Getting upset when i sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry but i haven't quite mastered a f**king handshake yet, stupid!
9. How you act digusted when I lick myself, look we both know the truth, you are just jealous if you could you would.
10. Dog sweaters. Get a grip. Have you noticed the f**king fur?
That is all.
The Dog
2. Yelling at me for barking....I'M A F**KING DOG YOU IDIOT!
3.Taking me for a walk then NOT letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose F**CKING WALK IS IT ANYWAY?
4. Any trick that involves balancing stuff on my nose.....F**K OFF!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throws. So you fooled a dog! what a proud f**king moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big sbip" then acting all surprised when I freak out every time we go back.
8. Getting upset when i sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry but i haven't quite mastered a f**king handshake yet, stupid!
9. How you act digusted when I lick myself, look we both know the truth, you are just jealous if you could you would.
10. Dog sweaters. Get a grip. Have you noticed the f**king fur?
That is all.
The Dog