Ah me postie bike (ebay link)

[dmwill]

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=400036198823#description


The bike has a top speed of maybe 70kph. 70kph is 19.44 metres per second, so if you are sitting on absolutely flat-out awesome fast, you would do a lap of Phillip Island racetrack in 3 minutes 48 seconds, which is way cooler than Rossi doing it in 1 minute 29. This would mean you'd get three times as much television exposure per lap than Rossi would. Rossi's got nothing.

[Thodd]

quite similar to this.

http://www.hucktoflat.com/htf/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=1199.0;attach=1003 ;image

[Smoked]

LOL. that guys a champion

[PSI 304]

The rack on the back has been rated to accomodate at least 3 slabs of full-strength beer, or 4 slabs of light beer. You could possibly stack maybe 12 casks of Kaiser Stuhl on it, if you are keen. I heard that Matt Edwards, Australian Tetris champion has actually stacked a grand total of 142 boxes of Kleenex tissues onto this rack, and still had room for a pack of Winnie Blues and a bottle of 100 Pipers scotch.

HAHAHA! that just about had me in tears at work!

[Mad_Aussie]

This bike is no longer allowed to deliver letters, as it used to deliver letters so fast that the mail would get to the recipient before it had actually been posted by the sender, causing all sorts of strife at Christmas time.

this is oh so win

[ho57ile]

The bike has a heavy-duty crash bar mounted just in front of the rider's legs, to prevent knee injuries to the rider when riding through your neighbour's veggie garden. Many a knee has been saved from a zucchini-based ACL injury thanks to these crash bars.




I love these ebay auctions that come up from time to time. So much win.