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spookware
18-02-2009, 06:29 AM
Good friend of mine just handed this letter to this employees, thought I would share.

"
To All My Valued Employees,

There have been some rumblings around the office about the future of
this company, and more specifically, your job. As you know, the economy
has changed for the worse and presents many challenges. However, the
good news is this: The economy doesn’t pose a threat to your job. What
does threaten your job; however, is the changing political landscape in
this country.

However, let me tell you some little tidbits of fact which might help
you decide what is in your best interests.

First, while it is easy to spew rhetoric that casts employers against
employees, you have to understand that for every business owner there is
a back story. This back story is often neglected and overshadowed by
what you see and hear. Sure, you see me park my Subaru Outback outside.
You’ve seen my big home at last year’s Christmas party. I’m sure all
these flashy icons of luxury conjure up some idealised thoughts about my
life.

However, what you don’t see is the back story.

I started this company 28 years ago. At that time, I lived in a 2
bedroom flat for 3 years. My entire living area was converted into an
office so I could put forth 100% effort into building a company, which
by the way, would eventually employ you.

My diet consisted of baked beans, stew and soup because every dollar I
spent went back into this company. I drove a rusty Toyota Corolla with a
wonky transmission. I didn’t have time to go out with women. Often
times, I stayed home on weekends, while my friends went out drinking and
partying. In fact, I was married to my business—hard work,
discipline, and sacrifice.

Meanwhile, my friends got jobs. They worked 40 hours a week and made a
modest $50,000 a year and spent every dime they earned. They drove
flashy cars and lived in expensive homes and wore fancy designer
clothes. Instead of hitting the David Jones for the latest hot fashion
item, I was trolling through the discount store extracting any clothing
item that didn’t look like it was birthed in the 70’s. My friends
refinanced their mortgages and lived a life of luxury. I, however, did
not. I put my time, my money, and my life into a business with a vision
that eventually, some day, I too, will be able to afford these luxuries
my friends supposedly had.

So, while you physically arrive at the office at 9am, mentally check in
at about noon, and then leave at 5pm, I don’t. There is no “off” button
for me. When you leave the office, you are done and you have a weekend
all to yourself. I unfortunately do not have the freedom. I eat, and
breathe this company every minute of the day. There is no rest. There is
no weekend. There is no happy hour. Every day this business is attached
to my hip like a 1 year old special-needs child. You, of course, only
see the fruits of that garden—the nice house, the Subaru, the
vacations… you never realise the back story and the sacrifices I’ve
made.

Now, the economy is falling apart and I, the guy that made all the
right decisions and saved his money, have to bail-out all the people who
didn’t. The people that overspent their pay suddenly feel entitled to
the same luxuries that I earned and sacrificed a decade of my life for.

Yes, business ownership has its benefits but the price I’ve paid is
steep and not without wounds.

Unfortunately, the cost of running this business, and employing you, is
starting to eclipse the threshold of marginal benefit and let me tell
you why:

I am being taxed to death and the government thinks I don’t pay enough.
I have state taxes. Federal taxes. Property taxes. Sales and use taxes.
Payroll taxes. Workers compensation. Unemployment taxes. Taxes on taxes.
I have to hire a accountant to manage all these taxes and then guess
what? I have to pay taxes for employing him. Government mandates and
regulations and all the accounting that goes with it, now occupy most of
my time. On Oct 15th, I wrote a cheque to the Australian tax Office for
$288,000 for quarterly taxes. You know what my “stimulus” cheque was?
Zero. Zip. Zilch.

The question I have is this: Who is stimulating the economy? Me, the
guy who has provided 14 people good paying jobs and serves over
2,200,000 people per year with a flourishing business? Or, the single
mother sitting at home pregnant with her fourth child waiting for her
next welfare cheque? Obviously, government feels the latter is the
economic stimulus of this country.

The fact is, if I deducted (Read: Stole) 50% of your pay you’d quit and
you wouldn’t work here. I mean, why should you? That’s nuts. Who wants
to get rewarded only 50% of their hard work? Well, I agree which is why
your job is in jeopardy.

Here is what many of you don’t understand ... to stimulate the economy
you need to stimulate what runs the economy. Had the government suddenly
mandated to me that I didn’t need to pay taxes, guess what? Instead of
depositing that $288,000 into the Canberra black-hole, I would have
spent it, hired more employees, and generated substantial economic
growth. My employees would have enjoyed the wealth of that tax cut in
the form of promotions and better salaries. But you can forget it now.

When you have a comatose man on the verge of death, you don’t
defibrillate and shock his thumb thinking that will bring him back to
life, do you? Or, do you defibrillate his heart? Business is at the
heart of Australia and always has been. To restart it, you must
stimulate it, not kill it. But the power brokers in Canberra believe the
poor of Australia are the essential drivers of the Australian economic
engine. Nothing could be further from the truth and this is the type of
change you can keep.

So where am I going with all this?

It’s quite simple.

If any new taxes are levied on me, or my company, my reaction will be
swift and simple. I fire you. I fire your co-workers. You can then plead
with the government to pay for your mortgage, your call.
"

Riggs
18-02-2009, 07:09 AM
I have the same issues with my business.

And that explains exactly why I am against any cash handout to joe public.

Blueraven
18-02-2009, 07:23 AM
Whilst i wholeheartedly agree in principle to that letter, handing it out to staff makes him look like an arrogant fuckwit.

Not everyone is an idiot, those who arent will be offended at this letter, those who are will not get the point of it.

RGVFAST
18-02-2009, 07:25 AM
the boss sounds like a douche

id quit if my boss addressed a letter like that to me.

yeahlow34
18-02-2009, 07:34 AM
I think the boss is being incredibly reasonable. Truth is, most employees consider their bosses have too much money, when in reality, they have had to make significant sacrifices. Typical employee mentality (generalisation I know).

As for his theory, I whole heartedly agree also.

I don't see how you can be critical of a boss for being open and honest and presenting the facts.

Nismo33
18-02-2009, 07:36 AM
if he is paying 288K in taxes for a quarter I don't think he should be complaining about the economy.

JazRad
18-02-2009, 07:41 AM
If any new taxes are levied on me, or my company, my reaction will be
swift and simple. I fire you. I fire your co-workers. You can then plead
with the government to pay for your mortgage, your call.
The end of it was just to blunt. You cant blame your staff for this an that sounds like blackmail.

If it was ended more reasonably wouldn't have been to bad

RGVFAST
18-02-2009, 07:46 AM
boss seems to forget his employees are the ones that keep him in a nice house and nice car. if he could make the same cash without them, he would.

isnt like business's are charities, you pay a worker for making you money.

singh
18-02-2009, 08:14 AM
I think hes blaming the govt more than his staff hey.

Good letter!

TJ
18-02-2009, 08:17 AM
Since you know the business as your friend works there, can you name it?

Seeing as though Id like to not shop there as the owner sounds like a right pingpingpingping.

RGVFAST
18-02-2009, 08:20 AM
the government doesnt fire you
your boss does.

sound slike the boss being a little bitch and trying to offload the blaim else where.

he says in the letter people dont have the savings to get themselves through hard times, business should do the same, have coin in bank to weather finacial storms and be able to keep good employees on til times get better.

Im with tj, find out where the shop is and ill avoid taking my money there.

Lonewolf
18-02-2009, 08:34 AM
why bother handing it to employees, its not like theres anything they can do to stop him being taxed more.

Riggs
18-02-2009, 08:43 AM
the government doesnt fire you
your boss does.

sound slike the boss being a little bitch and trying to offload the blaim else where.

he says in the letter people dont have the savings to get themselves through hard times, business should do the same, have coin in bank to weather finacial storms and be able to keep good employees on til times get better.

Im with tj, find out where the shop is and ill avoid taking my money there.

Are you a member of a union?

So this guy is a dick because he is telling his staff he is not going to loose everything he has worked long and hard for because he feels nice and cant bring himself to fire people?

Business is business and feelings are for the most part irrelevent, especially when times become tough. Gerry Harvey, James Packer and Rupert Murdock would all fire people if it helped keep their corporations head above water. Do you think they would be dicks for doing so?

Granted the letter is a little blunt at the end, frustration coming through I'd say. Reality is that the truth hurts.

RGVFAST
18-02-2009, 08:48 AM
id never work for a company that would fire me when things are grim just so the owner can keep his jet ski and hsv.

id like to think i am an important part of the business and the only reason my job is gone is because the business is closing down.

if im not in that position im in the wrong job.

SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS
18-02-2009, 08:52 AM
[QUOTE=spookware;414106]Good friend of mine just handed this letter to this employees, thought I would share.

I got the same email, but my boss is also my dad he got the same email too. Who is your good friend??

RGVFAST
18-02-2009, 08:57 AM
http://www.stlrecruiting.com/2009/02/a-letter-from-your-boss.html
http://www.rense.com/general84/letter.htm
http://www.greatamericansmallbusinesschallenge.com/profiles/blogs/dear-valued-employees

either the letter is BS or boss just copied and paste, made some changes about what cars he drives and noodles he eats

Ryan1080
18-02-2009, 08:58 AM
I agree with the letter. Business is business. It's not charity. And we don't live in communism. If business makes no money, and the only way to save it is to cut staff, then that's what needs to be done to keep it afloat. I also agree with his views on the stimulus package. The handouts are a dumb idea.

Granted, the method of his delivery to the employees was rather rude, then again not knowing the bloke, he may have a rather odd sense of humour. My previous boss who I worked for three years has joked about firing me all the time, which I never took seriously and wasn't ever offended. So for all we know, this could be a similar case.

SircatmaN
18-02-2009, 08:59 AM
id never work for a company that would fire me when things are grim just so the owner can keep his jet ski and hsv.

id like to think i am an important part of the business and the only reason my job is gone is because the business is closing down.

if im not in that position im in the wrong job.

I agree with him. To many people think they deserve everything for nothing, thats why all the miners are screwed atm got in to deep and expected to have jobs for ever.

Why should he sell his nice car and house so that you can keep your soarer when he worked so hard to get his in the first place?
The reality in this world is that its look after yourself or you'll be burned.
If he sells his house and car and helps you keep your job and then when the business can't cope and he needs you tow ork weekends for only a little more will you? Or will you quit when he needs you and get a job somewhere else?

Australia is full of people that think they deserve everything for nothing and that life is nothing but handouts.

yeahlow34
18-02-2009, 09:01 AM
id never work for a company that would fire me when things are grim just so the owner can keep his jet ski and hsv.

id like to think i am an important part of the business and the only reason my job is gone is because the business is closing down.

if im not in that position im in the wrong job.

OK so he should give up his jet ski and HSV to keep you in a job, whilst you keep your modified car to enjoy? Yep sounds fair to me.

The boss, who sacrificed 10 years of his own life to provide you a job, should again sacrifice his lifestyle, so as to ensure the economic crisis doesn't impact on your lifestyle too much. Fucking hypocritical if you ask me.

The truth hurts. He's teeling it like it is, and I can respect that. Better than having a fairy of a boss who pretends everythings alright, and then fires people right before the business goes bust.

yeahlow34
18-02-2009, 09:04 AM
Australia is full of people that think they deserve everything for nothing and that life is nothing but handouts.

Fucking too true. Take responsibility for your own life. It aint the bosses fault the economy is failing...and it is not his responsibility to ensure your lifestyle is maintained.

Ryan1080
18-02-2009, 09:05 AM
id never work for a company that would fire me when things are grim just so the owner can keep his jet ski and hsv.

id like to think i am an important part of the business and the only reason my job is gone is because the business is closing down.

if im not in that position im in the wrong job.

If you were a business owner you'd have a different view on this. If you built your business and sacrificed a lot for those 20 years or whatever, you would expect to be rewarded somehow extra, and not sacrifice further to keep people in their jobs. Why should you let your busienss run into ground so someone can keep their job for the extra few months? If things are tough, and the only way to save it is to fire people, then tough luck. That is the right thing to do. YOu run a business and not a charity. End of the day, employees are 'human resources', and I emphasize the word 'resources'. Capitalism may be cruel sometimes, but if there was no extra reward for doing business, no one would bother to run one in the first place.

RGVFAST
18-02-2009, 09:05 AM
i dunno what you do at work, but i work for my money. i dont just sit back and colelct a pay cheque.

and for that pay cheque i make the company more money then they pay me, so the boss can afford to buy his hsv, jetski or what ever.

the Job i have was not a gift from my boss. i spent years at school then uni, bulk fees and money on books. Studied hard and got my shit together.

im not making money off him, he is making money off me

Ryan1080
18-02-2009, 09:08 AM
At the moment he is. But what if market turns, and he's not making money off you? What if he can't sell whatever it is you work on? Exactly...

RGVFAST
18-02-2009, 09:13 AM
alot of these business are shooting themselves in the foot laying people off.

for example my old work place does some very specialised testing. The skills required for the job are in a very niche market and take a while to aquire. They have just laid off a few employees because they cant afford to keep them on.

Problem is if they market picks up and they get more work, these fired employees wont return. The skills required to fill their positions cant be learnt in 6 months or a year. They will have no one to hire to get the business moving again. contracts will be lost or not won. and the business will probably be in an even worse postion and facing going under anyway.

Niva
18-02-2009, 09:14 AM
everyones a fucking expert

Tocchi
18-02-2009, 09:24 AM
Fucking too true. Take responsibility for your own life. It aint the bosses fault the economy is failing...and it is not his responsibility to ensure your lifestyle is maintained.

bingo!


too many carnts expecting bosse's take up the slack for 'lack of funds' etc ... they sacrifice a lot more than what is seen on paper. and yet ppl whinge about the house they have blah blah blah

Ryan1080
18-02-2009, 09:28 AM
alot of these business are shooting themselves in the foot laying people off.

for example my old work place does some very specialised testing. The skills required for the job are in a very niche market and take a while to aquire. They have just laid off a few employees because they cant afford to keep them on.

If they can't afford to keep them, are they better off keeping them and going broke right after? Or are they better off struggling through the hard times for now, and getting back on their feet eventually once things pick up? Everyone knows which scenario is better.

RGVFAST
18-02-2009, 09:34 AM
my back ground isnt in business managment or finance so i dont know

Ryan1080
18-02-2009, 09:36 AM
Lol!, ok it's always better not to go broke...

Big Cam
18-02-2009, 09:42 AM
alot of these business are shooting themselves in the foot laying people off.

for example my old work place does some very specialised testing. The skills required for the job are in a very niche market and take a while to aquire. They have just laid off a few employees because they cant afford to keep them on.

Problem is if they market picks up and they get more work, these fired employees wont return. The skills required to fill their positions cant be learnt in 6 months or a year. They will have no one to hire to get the business moving again. contracts will be lost or not won. and the business will probably be in an even worse postion and facing going under anyway.

If the market picks up. That could be 6 months could be a year who knows, That would be a considerable amount of money to have 3 employees sitting around doing nothing.

redline07
18-02-2009, 09:52 AM
I like the part where he mentions his flash Outback....would have sounded better with a Lambo or something :)

Slip_
18-02-2009, 12:05 PM
Boss is fucking spot on.

Power to him, need more staunch cvnts like that.

Volatile Rob
18-02-2009, 12:37 PM
This letter and many variations of it have been going around for a couple of weeks now.

I printed off a copy and had my two audio workshop employees read it and even they agreed it was a good letter...

The above variation is the same up until about half way, but the part about the economic stimulation is new and (although completely true) is written in a different tone to the rest of the letter.

The ending sounds like it has been written in by a disgruntled employee.

At the end of the day, due to unfair taxation laws, I take home less money each week now due working fulltime for Alberts Car Stereo plus owning/operating Volatile Customs than I did before working 6 days a week for Alberts (with a lot less stress before as well).

I am trying to buy a house at the moment and I have to jump through 10x as many hoops for the bank, than a low income wage earner with centrelink backup would have to.

I am awake at 7am taking phone calls and still doing paperwork at 1am the next morning. Its my balls on the line when shit goes wrong & I have to take responsibility for it... Employees have it fucking easy compared to the employers, yet they whinge the most and always put their fucking hands out when they have to work back 45 mins because jobs aren't finished, even though they took a 1.5 hour lunch instead of the standard 45 mins.

Anyone that claims owning & operating a business is easy is either doing it wrong or full of shit

/rant

yeahlow34
18-02-2009, 01:03 PM
This letter and many variations of it have been going around for a couple of weeks now.

I printed off a copy and had my two audio workshop employees read it and even they agreed it was a good letter...

The above variation is the same up until about half way, but the part about the economic stimulation is new and (although completely true) is written in a different tone to the rest of the letter.

The ending sounds like it has been written in by a disgruntled employee.

At the end of the day, due to unfair taxation laws, I take home less money each week now due working fulltime for Alberts Car Stereo plus owning/operating Volatile Customs than I did before working 6 days a week for Alberts (with a lot less stress before as well).

I am trying to buy a house at the moment and I have to jump through 10x as many hoops for the bank, than a low income wage earner with centrelink backup would have to.

I am awake at 7am taking phone calls and still doing paperwork at 1am the next morning. Its my balls on the line when shit goes wrong & I have to take responsibility for it... Employees have it fucking easy compared to the employers, yet they whinge the most and always put their fucking hands out when they have to work back 45 mins because jobs aren't finished, even though they took a 1.5 hour lunch instead of the standard 45 mins.

Anyone that claims owning & operating a business is easy is either doing it wrong or full of shit

/rant

Fucking spot on.

Joe
18-02-2009, 01:06 PM
I agree with the tax thing and his ideas behind economic stimulus, but don't agree that that letter was potentially used to "threaten" employees with unemployment.

Good idea, bad execution.

Niva
18-02-2009, 01:11 PM
The one I got:

Dear Employees,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Sincerely,
The Management

Miggy
18-02-2009, 01:23 PM
LOL! Brilliant.

joshg123
18-02-2009, 01:31 PM
Since you know the business as your friend works there, can you name it?

Seeing as though Id like to not shop there as the owner sounds like a right pingpingpingping.

Right pingpingpingping is the one who runs a successfull business

Friends to everyone go bankrupt.

Im the same, allthough i dont own the business, i go to bed thinking about business management issues, if im having a bad week ill wake up in the middle of the night thinking about profit's, advertisment and what not, i wont leave work untill my jobs are done (sometimes 8/9/10pm). Whilest everyone that works around me leaves at 4:30 on the dot, and arrives at 8AM half asleep.