View Full Version : 1000 year ban on licence
LOL!
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24881457-5001021,00.html
stinky
08-01-2009, 01:02 PM
a news article on an old biddy who should know better, and yet they still seem to find it appropriate to put in 2 links to "hoon" stories....
when is the next annual "punch a journo in the face" day coming up?
Logie
08-01-2009, 01:14 PM
haha gotta be devo at 1k ban
DISTRBD
08-01-2009, 01:57 PM
Mate was done for life 10yrs ago , Tried to get E plates for work n been declined 3 times now .. :dizzy:
Sigem
08-01-2009, 02:04 PM
hahaha did anyone notice the link at the bottom of that article? "how to teach p-plate hoons a lesson"
heres the url: http://blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/yoursay/index.php/dailytelegraph/comments/time_for_blunt_talk_to_teens_on_driving/
.... gold
addicted.to.speed
08-01-2009, 02:09 PM
WTF is the point of adding 1 year to her driving ban already to the year 3000 from 2999.. ?!?!?!
DISTRBD
08-01-2009, 02:13 PM
Why ban her till 2999 to start with ...
addicted.to.speed
08-01-2009, 02:27 PM
judge 1: "I love how the media report these hoon and traffic offence stories."
judge 2: "Me too, its fucking funny."
judge 1: "Hey, I saw you got this old bitch today and she cant drive for shit. I dare you to give her a ban until 2999. If the question it I will give you $50, if they link it to hoon stories you owe me $50. Deal?"
judge 2: "Yeah sure, deal"
one week later
judge 1: "oi, you owe me $50"
judge 2: "what about double or nothing? I got that old bitch again today.. I'll add 1 year onto her ban to take it to the year 3000. If the media say its a stupid penalty i will give you $100. If they link it to hoon stories we're even.."
doriae86
08-01-2009, 02:38 PM
judge 1: "I love how the media report these hoon and traffic offence stories."
judge 2: "Me too, its fucking funny."
judge 1: "Hey, I saw you got this old bitch today and she cant drive for shit. I dare you to give her a ban until 2999. If the question it I will give you $50, if they link it to hoon stories you owe me $50. Deal?"
judge 2: "Yeah sure, deal"
one week later
judge 1: "oi, you owe me $50"
judge 2: "what about double or nothing? I got that old bitch again today.. I'll add 1 year onto her ban to take it to the year 3000. If the media say its a stupid penalty i will give you $100. If they link it to hoon stories we're even.."
no
shibby
08-01-2009, 02:51 PM
judge 1: "I love how the media report these hoon and traffic offence stories."
judge 2: "Me too, its fucking funny."
judge 1: "Hey, I saw you got this old bitch today and she cant drive for shit. I dare you to give her a ban until 2999. If the question it I will give you $50, if they link it to hoon stories you owe me $50. Deal?"
judge 2: "Yeah sure, deal"
one week later
judge 1: "oi, you owe me $50"
judge 2: "what about double or nothing? I got that old bitch again today.. I'll add 1 year onto her ban to take it to the year 3000. If the media say its a stupid penalty i will give you $100. If they link it to hoon stories we're even.."
http://lh4.ggpht.com/pedro.vera/R1MdXmbyLQI/AAAAAAAAAqw/67FNImaZyp4/s800/YouFail.jpg
Steppo_GT
08-01-2009, 04:27 PM
can someone please hack the news website and delete or fuck up all the shit on there? thanks :)
Slip_
08-01-2009, 04:38 PM
hahaha did anyone notice the link at the bottom of that article? "how to teach p-plate hoons a lesson"
heres the url: http://blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/yoursay/index.php/dailytelegraph/comments/time_for_blunt_talk_to_teens_on_driving/
.... gold
I'm getting in there... dunno about you guys but that is the stupidest shit ive read...
fucking mungbeans... there must be something in the water... cvnts cannot be that crap all round...
Joe Do Gooder... your doing it shit!
DT95WA
08-01-2009, 07:05 PM
judge 1: "I love how the media report these hoon and traffic offence stories."
judge 2: "Me too, its fucking funny."
judge 1: "Hey, I saw you got this old bitch today and she cant drive for shit. I dare you to give her a ban until 2999. If the question it I will give you $50, if they link it to hoon stories you owe me $50. Deal?"
judge 2: "Yeah sure, deal"
one week later
judge 1: "oi, you owe me $50"
judge 2: "what about double or nothing? I got that old bitch again today.. I'll add 1 year onto her ban to take it to the year 3000. If the media say its a stupid penalty i will give you $100. If they link it to hoon stories we're even.."
:blah: LOL
judge 1: "I love how the media report these hoon and traffic offence stories."
judge 2: "Me too, its fucking funny."
judge 1: "Hey, I saw you got this old bitch today and she cant drive for shit. I dare you to give her a ban until 2999. If the question it I will give you $50, if they link it to hoon stories you owe me $50. Deal?"
judge 2: "Yeah sure, deal"
one week later
judge 1: "oi, you owe me $50"
judge 2: "what about double or nothing? I got that old bitch again today.. I'll add 1 year onto her ban to take it to the year 3000. If the media say its a stupid penalty i will give you $100. If they link it to hoon stories we're even.."
i enjoyed, had a little news paper cartoon going off in my head
anton
08-01-2009, 07:32 PM
because banning her for 1000 years means she gets in the guiness book of records
coFF33
09-01-2009, 09:05 AM
Ironic Surname she has .......
kiasu
09-01-2009, 11:25 AM
Luba Relic
LOL
lube..
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.1.5 Copyright © 2024 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved.