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YOUR MATE
18-12-2008, 04:41 AM
So tonight Matt (tocchi) Brad (vxls1) and I were bored, we decided to go for a drive. After fucking about around leedy all night we headed to KP where we gave Gerrin a call. Told us to meet him at Bunnings on High Rd near Leach. Bombed, something to do, so we went.

After about an hour of Matt being called emo Gerrin headed off so we decided to bail too, but before he did some strange guy on a gpher came off Leach hwy and around the back of the shops. So then Matt fucked off (with a very sandy vagina) and as Brad and I were heading off we smelt something like welding. Turn around, smoke pissing out of Bunnings. Gave us something to do, so I called 000 and called Matt to come back. Fire looked to be out back next to a forklift but couldnt see much due to some tree's in the way.

Fire dept rock up about 10 mins later, jump the fence and spray a bit of water. Fire was fuckall, but appears to of started inside. By now it's about 3am and they're wondering what we're doing in the carpark at such a time, as if we started the thing. Cops rock up soon after, thinking the same shit. Take down our plates and see about letting the firies inside. Hear nothing from alarm company so they bust out an axe and smash in the door - very fulfilling to watch! Turns out the cause of the fire was a cheap china exhaust fan in the girls shitter left on. Right next to said toilets was a huge stack of cardboard boxes and a rack of bbq gas cylinders, none of which went bang..

Cops stop looking at us as arsonists and start being cool. Telling us how well the cars get up and go, and the best way to thrash a VE Omega (without NOS). Also mentioned their suspicions about the random gopher driver parked on the far side of the carpark before he hit the highway again.

So yeah, quite a random Wednesday night. Pretty sure I got no chance but we're hitting Bunnings up for a reward, must of saved like $14 of cheap china tools nshit.

180SXTCY
18-12-2008, 06:36 AM
lol hero awards...

ben351
18-12-2008, 06:43 AM
only reason id be hanging around bunnings is for a sausage sizzle bitch

cplagz
18-12-2008, 07:07 AM
only reason id be hanging around bunnings is for a sausage sizzle bitch

Sounds like you should have been there last night then, could have gotten your fill from the firemen.

ben351
18-12-2008, 07:14 AM
ahhhh i see what you did there :)

180SXTCY
18-12-2008, 07:18 AM
Sounds like you should have been there last night then, could have gotten your fill from the firemen.

RoR

S13
18-12-2008, 08:08 AM
mmmmmm 2 demountable classrooms burnt down at Rossmoyne high 1km up the road from here last night too

gopher boy ? questionable

Slip_
18-12-2008, 08:29 AM
So yeah, quite a random Wednesday night. Pretty sure I got no chance but we're hitting Bunnings up for a reward, must of saved like $14 of cheap china tools nshit.

LOL

Tocchi
18-12-2008, 11:46 AM
fucking Gopher pingpingpingping.
i had my suspicions about him from the get go!

and i dont think the security guard appreciated me telling him "oi did you remember the garlic bread and coke?"

Passage GT
18-12-2008, 10:15 PM
fuck bunnings
ikea ftw
1 buck hotdogs, drinks with free refills, ice creams etc
all 1 dollar lol
good if your hungry and got some shraps to get rid of

mitchy
18-12-2008, 10:28 PM
ikea meatballs and gravy is THE best.

dmwill
19-12-2008, 06:40 AM
Ikea food FTW!

kiasu
19-12-2008, 03:18 PM
fuk i love ikea

Steppo_GT
19-12-2008, 03:57 PM
I think i'm gonnna have to visit Ikea tomorrow...

CyberNetiC
19-12-2008, 04:53 PM
seriously though, ikea is so great that if we were in prison together id protect it in the shower.

space
19-12-2008, 09:43 PM
^man, whats with ikea!

dmwill
19-12-2008, 09:57 PM
^man, whats with ikea!

It is a big fuck off blue building that has bombed food n shit. Some of the cash register birds are pretty bombed as well.