Pizza Eating Compitition

[MissenLinx]

It was currerntly held last Saturday at my house and the entries were

Bryan Cox
Simonn Lee
TJ

1st Place - Tj - 5mins
2nd Place - Bryan - 7mins
3rd Place - Simonn - 9mins

Would anyone like to challenge TJ on this time.

[Fryman]

hahaha :) go big fella.. show em whos bosS :)

[TJ]

dude u need to put down some rules


has to be eagle boys pizza or equivlant with alot of topping, no sauce and cheese shit

it must still be piping hot

you can have water to have it go down

you must east all the crust.

now we talking competition spec negro Ash

[magic1]

if only my brother was there, he would have eaten his and the persons pizza next to him, and anything left in the fridge

[Abbz]

ohh pick me pick me !

i can only eat 2 pieces usually but i could force it down and do it for the girls :) :)

ITS ON TJ !

[TJ]

abbie, poor dear abbie, dont make me own you!

hahaha

its on like donkey kong biarrrrrrrrtch!

to be honest i never wanted to eat it, but i was forced because i made claims that i could.

my goal is now 4 minutes

[Abbz]

im going to practice, then WATCH OUT

i'll be kickin' yo' ass ;)

[Milhouse]

heh the rules are. tj gets a family size

and abbie gets one of those "pizza pockets" or the 4 slice jobbies you get at the servos :)

should be quite even i say.

[MissenLinx]

The pizza box pretty much has to be empty when done. Also there is no rules on how you eat it,

I had an idea of ordering the pizza and askign them not to cut it, then simply roll the fucker into a ROLL then just eat.

There will most likely be another comp this weekend for anyone dare challenge the pizza eating monster.

[Abbz]

i have been subject to 'intimidating' sms's, TJ, you will not win, and you cannots scare me away :D .....definately now with the pizza pocket rule hahahaha.....

i think i'd literally be sick afterwards.....i wont do this weekend, i need to do some "training".... ha ha ha

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[Cake]

can we use a blender then force feed it down our neck through a tube?

[Abbz]

negative, only abbie can cheat :)

[Shaolin242]

take it intravenous - River Phoenix styles :)

tasteless...

[Corey]

i will challenge tj on this ;)
i may be skinny but god damn can i eat

Cheers

Corey

[MissenLinx]

can we use a blender then force feed it down our neck through a tube?
hahaha I would class that as cheating as its a kind of unnaturual drinking but if you would like it in a blender then eat it like soup thats ok.

[Shaolin242]

Abbz where did u get your avatar from?

[TJ]

it sucks, cos its no longer a pic of her

gay

hahaha @ sms threats, kinda like workshops suing ppl for bagging them!

ill take anyone on

if you win, you take the stomach pain, and the repsect!

[Shaolin242]

was that pic of the girl with ABBZ written across her stomach actually her?

PS: FastnFurious quotes rock. nice job.

man seriously tho pizza is so hard to eat more than 3 slices = are we talkin thin crust or bitch ass thick crust here?

[Abbz]

ok, abbie gets thin crust, teejay gets thick with the cheese in it, go all out !!! oh, an go eas on the cheese on mone, i'd bring that up for sure !!

[Shaolin242]

nah nah nah you gotta go all options explored hey - stuffed crust, thick, meatlovers hhaaha

u know over here they got a stuffed crust pizza but instead of cheese its stuffed with chicken sausage!

[magic1]

who wants special sauce?

[Shaolin242]

Yer Mum.

[LNYMRKO]

I think I may have to enter. Abbie, TJ.. you both stand no chance. :D

[MissenLinx]

What you think you can just jump into this compitition LNYMRKO because you think you can box.

[Cake]

was that pic of the girl with ABBZ written across her stomach actually her?
haha wasn't that one of those sms 'boobs' to 133 333 or something pics from ads u see on tv?

MissenLinx don't mess with lenny he carries a blade (stanley) on him at all times

[magic1]

yeah watch you ankles around lenny.

[Abbz]

haha yeah it was one of those sms things, my bro got it :P this one is some cartoon, but my previous ones were me (ewww the green suite!)

oh this pizza thing is going to be good. I'm ready for it, January some time ?

[LNYMRKO]

rofl b005t. Box cutter issit ?


yeah watch you ankles around lenny.And your sisters.

[Abbz]

i dont get it ..

hahah

[LNYMRKO]

Personal jokes. :P

[Abbz]

:boink:

[LNYMRKO]

:bukkake:

[TJ]

january it is

/me makes chopping motions :)

[Shaolin242]

ooooooh orange box cutter jeez those things are hard to take away from someone hahahah :P

[wagonshaw]

would you allow a CT member enter this in a friendly comp? plus i think if we are going to eat cheap pizza like eagle boys it will have to be a jumbo pizza :D ohh all those years working in a pizza shop may pay off after all :D

[Abbz]

you dobbed yourself in there, no cheaters (apart from yours truly) - you used to work in the pizza shop...not fair......actually....that could make it harder to eat because youd know all the "cheats" they make when making them....could not be nice.....please dont comment in regards to that.....

:D

[Shaolin242]

fuck that if u worked in a pizza store wouldnt u hate the smell and taste of it etc?

[Abbz]

well i worked at HJ's when i was a wee girl....and i wont eat the stuff.....unless its minus the meat....

used to come home STINKIN of it

[dorisaur]

Edited in the name of taste and repsect

[Shaolin242]

was it gonna be something about working in a whorehouse and not wanting to eat....?

[Abbz]

BOYS BOYS BOYS

[Shaolin242]

hey its not me abbie! i can just read Jack's dirty mind! :)

[WRCjosh]

dont bad mouth HJ's i cant eat maccas coz i watched supersize me, its my last junk food place!

[[RX2]]

well i worked at HJ's when i was a wee girl....and i wont eat the stuff.....unless its minus the meat....

used to come home STINKIN of it
if abbz was a meat id be eatn that! 24/7 :cuddle:

[Abbz]

ive just decided im not even going to comment cause when i tried it keeps coming out wrong !

[dorisaur]

haha i was edited, just think pornographic sex with razorblades and cocaine but involving a very good friend and this girl here..

[wagonshaw]

no way how could anyone be turned off pizza unless some has asked for extra cheese :D nah just kidding.

[MissenLinx]

MissenLinx don't mess with lenny he carries a blade (stanley) on him at all times

I carry a stick with me so I think that puts him shit outa luck.

[Shaolin242]

a stick is a deadly weapon in the hands of a nigga - remember that!

[Abbz]

well i had eagle boys last nite and ate 1 x belissimo piece and 2 x barbecue meatlovers. damn im good. but it took me like 30 mins, so i need to practice... ha ha

[[SPESHAL]]

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[Abbz]

:naughty:

[Hellraise]

']dont bad mouth HJ's i cant eat maccas coz i watched supersize me, its my last junk food place!


i worked at hj's 2 and a half yrs fulltime trust me everything maccs has hj's has all from the same company maccas just cook it better hj's quite often have maccas boxes out back

[MissenLinx]

well i had eagle boys last nite and ate 1 x belissimo piece and 2 x barbecue meatlovers. damn im good. but it took me like 30 mins, so i need to practice... ha ha

Practise = perfection :)

[Abbz]

i worked at hj's for about 3yrs, i think they cooked better than macca's, hjs is more fresh....lets make this a hjs comp ? ahah

[TJ]

ive been a customer of both for many years, and the consensus is this .. if hj's was open longer hours, like 24 hour leach hwy spec, id never eat maccas- its alot worse then hj's

[Abbz]

...what he said!

[LNYMRKO]

Arck, Hungry Jacks tastes like shit though. Even though Maccas does aswell, it still tastes better than Hungry Jacks hahaha.

[Shaolin242]

ive been a customer of both for many years, and the consensus is this .. if hj's was open longer hours, like 24 hour leach hwy spec, id never eat maccas- its alot worse then hj's

Maccas only succeeds cos of convenience and 24hrs.

Over here All burger kings and KFCs etc are open from 10am - 4am and deliver for the equiv of $0.80AUD. THe first time i calledi couldnt understand what the girl was sayin so i asked "is this Hungry Jacks" and they didnt know what the fuck i was talking about...

[mexr]

Do they still have Hardee's fast food joints over there Shaolin? Ive got pictures of my 4th bday there :) Also got some videos with ad's of it, gotta love the catchy arabic jingles.


Oh yeh sorry to hijack, I hate pizza :werd: