Antilag Awards 2008

[Brockas]

As the year comes to an end, it's time for some nominations.


Need suggestions for categories, and nominees, and I'll list them here.

Later, the admin will decide who wins.



Categories:

Spotted thread whore - Slip_, Tocchi, INSINR8R

The "I used to have a performance car" award - Tyson (mys1), TJ

Biggest Muppet - Muppet_guy, shince, vl_mate, big o

Biggest attention whore - harlequin, TJ

Longest Turbo Conversion (rollover from '05, '06, '07) - Andrzej, adrenalin, cplagz

Crack-pipe sale of the year - peter_piper's 10k 1930's speakers,

The TJ award (aka, wildest claim):
BALISTC - "I am, the best forum poster in the world."

Most engine builds in a year - Tristan (2)

Best post:
http://www.antilag.com/forums/showpo...5&postcount=37
(Links?)

Best thread:
http://www.antilag.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22146
http://www.antilag.com/forums/showthread.php?t=23335

(Links?)

Best Signature:


Most cars purchased/sold in a year - JME

Best Ownage:
Adrian's type of girl - http://antilag.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22863

Best Burnout:
Tyson's 3rd gear "run the Indian security guard over" burnout at MV,
Lukian's "I don't have an entrant sticker", end-of-strip donuts at MV.
Tyson's 3rd gear "I'm taking the scenic route out of Leach Hwy Maccas"

We're putting Gerrin's kids through college - Tyson , Tocchi

Best For Sale Thread:
Free Iguana - http://antilag.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20487

"I slipped her Barry and got a photo" - Blaaa (uncontested winner)

Gayest Pose of the Year - Jazza next to mighty boi (http://i37.tinypic.com/9awv28.jpg)

People that shouldnt have money to spend on cars award - Tocchi, Nate

Coming out of the Closet posts :
Adrian and his " my kinda girl " post
Jazza and his " im so gay and so is this car " pose next to Mighty Boy (http://i37.tinypic.com/9awv28.jpg)
TJ and his "thats an old photo cos i havent worn that shirt since 2006 " post ( we all know he ment i wore that shirt ALL OF 2006 unwashed )

Im still a virgin award - TJ, B0BB0, Kye

Im not a virgin anymore award - Clear winnar MILHOUSE !!!

Salesman i wouldnt buy a car off award :
Tyson " dont worry about the yoghurt stains on the back seat "
Tristan " sorry about the suspension being shagged on the passenger side boss i went on a blind date again "
Rob Hoare " look with the seat pulled all the way forward i can nearly reach the pedals "

Deep throat award:
1. TJ (he knows Steve Jones) with "I didn't stutter" - http://www.antilag.com/forums/showthread.php?p=373199#post373199

I've fucked your girlfriend award: (sponsored by Jims Mowing)
1. Brockas
2. Cerbera
3. magic1

Most expensive car hoon-lawed:
Lukian - Lotus Exige S

Caged by spouse award:
Joe BALISTC (now has it in writing from the State)
Jazza (now exonerated, but past efforts count)
Brett_J (by an imaginary missus)
Josh ABUSE (noooo josh)

In Denial award:
1. BALISTC - "MY09's will not be recalled."
2. confuzion - "My Rota's won't fail, I only use them on the street bij."
3. TJ - "The Camry died but it had nothing to do with my driving."

[Joe]

Agree on best thread being the Cow Economy one....I actually cried with laughter reading that!

Best FS Thread should go to Free Giant Iguana.

[mys1]

Best Burnout of the year?

[Tocchi]

The "I used to have a performance car" award - Tyson (mys1), TJ

could be called the Pole Position Award

[cplagz]

Best forum poster of the year - BALISTC

[Brockas]

LOL!

[TJ]

Wildest claim - Welzy's " I own the pink fc"

Spotted thread whore - INSINR8R

Post of the year - Steves ahh me ok n shit skyline post

[Joe]

LOL fark off :D

[Joe]

Best Burnout of the year?

It's either going to be

Tyson's 3rd gear "run the Indian security guard over" burnout at MV,

or

Lukian's "I don't have an entrant sticker", end-of-strip donuts at MV.

[Joe]

Biggest ownage of 2008

http://antilag.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22863

[Brockas]

Or Tyson's 3rd gear "I'm taking the scenic route out of Leach Hwy Maccas"

[DISTRBD]

"Most kilometres travelled on a tilt tray " award .. TJ , Tyson , Tocchi

[TJ]

Or Tyson's 3rd gear "I'm taking the scenic route out of Leach Hwy Maccas"

Winner!

Was trying to recall that.

Bart, I spent 0km on a tilt tray this year. First tilt free year since 04! :D

[Tocchi]

yeh definately the maccas burnout.


"Most kilometres travelled on a tilt tray " award .. TJ , Tyson , Tocchi
oi! it was only 4 or 5 times this year :p

[kneedtotinkle]

thought i would of got a mention, but fark yeah if i dont!!!!

[Tocchi]

the barry award: blaaa

general immoral award: ben

[Brockas]

"I should have just bought a 32 GTR" - Evilteddy
"I should have just bought a 33 GTR" - Kye
"I should have just bought a 34 GTR" - Me
"I should have just bought a 35 GTR" - Nathan

[TJ]

"I should have just bought a 32 GTR" - Evilteddy
"I should have just bought a 33 GTR" - Kye
"I should have just bought a 34 GTR" - Me
"I should have just bought a 35 GTR" - Nathan

hahahahahhahahahahahahaha!!

Awesome :D

[d1_drifter]

the barry award: blaaa

general immoral award: ben

+1 on both accounts!

[kneedtotinkle]

R35 is death to me at the moment, i would never buy one the way they are going at the moment, put me down as should of bought a farkin exotic not a super datsun POS

[magic1]

i have a missus award............. brett J
Biggest dog...........................dogbank
Biggest poser.........................Jazza, ahhh me mightly boi

no engines this year paul sorry to upset 'the best day of your life'

[DISTRBD]

Nominee for " dummy spit " award .. Miami vice .. thread removal of his build after Mr Jones piss take ..

[kneedtotinkle]

i'll take the dummy spit. but i'll be back next year pingpingpingpings just you wait!

[redline07]

The TJ award (aka, wildest claim):
BALISTC - "I am, the best forum poster in the world."


Another nomination for the TJ award... I seem to remember some wild claim about an offstreet drag complex being built by some cashed up sikkunt?...

[d1_drifter]

Unforgettable youtube link - Beached whale :D

[ben351]

Gayest Pose of the Year - Jazza next to mighty boi

People that shouldnt have money to spend on cars award - Tocchi, Nate

Coming out of the Closet posts - Adrian and his " my kinda girl " post, Jazza and his " im so gay and so is this car " pose next to Mighty Boy, TJ and his "thats an old photo cos i havent worn that shirt since 2006 " post ( we all know he ment i wore that shirt ALL OF 2006 unwashed )

Im still a virgin award - TJ, B0BB0, Kye

Im not a virgin anymore award - Clear winnar MILHOUSE !!!

Salesman i wouldnt buy a car off award - Tyson " dont worry about the yoghurt stains on the back seat " .... Tristan " sorry about the suspension being shagged on the passenger side boss i went on a blind date again " .... Rob Hoare " look with the seat pulled all the way forward i can nearly reach the pedals "

[TJ]

Nominee for " dummy spit " award .. Miami vice .. thread removal of his build after Mr Jones piss take ..

Shouldnt that be C-Red nominated for the spit? :)

[kneedtotinkle]

Another nomination for the TJ award... I seem to remember some wild claim about an offstreet drag complex being built by some cashed up sikkunt?...

still a posibility but noise pollution in that area wont go down well.

plus we just subdivided the land

[redline07]

Just stirring...

[kneedtotinkle]

all good, i still want to do it! I would need a lot of people to help and play it low key, another problem was demographic would be bullshit hard to control, meaning talking location and cops finding out etc.

[Skitzo]

How about a Best photo fromt he photography thread. Bulk photos to go through though.

Dodgiest modification winner. Just because im a clear winner in that category.

[Brockas]

Im still a virgin award - TJ, B0BB0, Kye

Im not a virgin anymore award - Clear winnar MILHOUSE !!!

HAHAHA!!

All added.

[upgarage]

i believe this should be in pool room:
http://www.antilag.com/forums/showthread.php?t=23335&highlight=

best post:
http://www.antilag.com/forums/showpost.php?p=357525&postcount=37

[B0BB0]

Most in debt person in antilag; TJ, oh wait, no its BEN351

[Brockas]

i believe this should be in pool room:
http://www.antilag.com/forums/showthread.php?t=23335&highlight=

best post:
http://www.antilag.com/forums/showpost.php?p=357525&postcount=37

done ;)

[B0BB0]

Best AL party; MV08

[ACTIV3]

Lol this will be great!

Maybe soemthing like

Best Atteion Seeker!

[1JZNOSHIT]

how can marbles win an award..... im surprised he isnt up there yet.

[ben351]

Most in debt person in antilag; TJ, oh wait, no its BEN351

LOL got me on that one :D ... but rather be in debt than a virgin :) eventually people will catch on and realise when you say your going out with Suzi you mean your bike not a girl ....

[TJ]

Most in debt person in antilag; TJ, oh wait, no its BEN351

And to the oppsite of that

The Brockas award for those with too much cash -

nath, steve, bobbo, brockas, tocchi

[DISTRBD]

And to the oppsite of that

The Brockas award for those with too much cash -

nath, steve, bobbo, brockas, tocchi

Then ya need the TJ award .. for those that are poor with no kesh

Nominate myself

[Denver]

Then ya need the TJ award .. for those that are poor with no kesh, but spend money like millionaires



fixed

[cplagz]

how can marbles win an award..... im surprised he isnt up there yet.

Most STDs obtained in a year - Marbles
Most personal hacks rebutted with a smile EVERY time - Marbles
Bought not built and still fucked - Marbles + Brockas GTR

[DISTRBD]

HAHAHAHA Denver , you need to nominated then for the " it will run 1 day " " award :p

[RICEY]

Can I win the oldest apprentice award hahaha

[yeahlow34]

You should have an Antilag rising star award. For new members who encpsulate all that is thr Antilag spirit.

My vote would be STEALTH, with his fill bin with shit and water and place it on the front door spec revenge.

[MISS 13B]

Surely the Today Tonight hoon vigilante's thread deserves a mention :p

[JBAE]

yays i win something!

Id like to thank alchahol and dumb/naieve women oh and my mischevious right hand! couldnt have done it with out him

[Brockas]

Bought not built and still fucked - Marbles + Brockas GTR

oi pingpingpingping my GTR works at the moment!

[ben351]

link to the fullsize image of BLAAAA's avtar plz

kthnxbai

[1JZNOSHIT]

link to the fullsize image of BLAAAA's avtar plz

kthnxbai

isnt there one in the Cuda thread??

[JBAE]

cuda threaddd lah

[yeahlow34]

Shithouse....theres a girl in the way.

[jr]

lol

[Pav]

Shithouse....theres a girl in the way.

mmbahaha!!

Yeah seconded on the Hoon Vigilante thread? Surely that wins some sort of award?

[INSINR8R]

hahahahahaha

I can't wait for 08... to be over.

[TJ]

Blaaa - awesome avatar, but it does contrivine our NWS policy.

Its gotta go dude.

[JBAE]

k done

[Brockas]

hahahahahaha

I can't wait for 08... to be over.

hahaha somehow I think you'll be copping shit for that well into '09.

[Skitzo]

notice it says "since 08", not "only in 08"

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb35/boostin2j/2466057515_03421d811d_o.jpg

[adrenalin]

Haha dammit.

and lol at some of the awards

[ben351]

hahahahahaha

I can't wait for 08... to be over.

youll still be gay in 09 chief :)

2009 Year of the Wang

[Evilteddy]

"Most random thing done while on drugs or drunk"\

Contenders

MV08 - The Golf carts
Brockbanks B'day - The lancer on newcastle st
Brockbanks B'day - "Anonymous" requesting 2cartons of eggs from a service station at 4am and insisting we were baking a cake
Brockbanks B'day - Scott running across Alem's pool cover at 4:45am

[Kye]

addition to the above.

Steve kicking over every sign at roadworks

[adrenalin]

Haha i remem the golf karts. you \ joe \ tyson me and someone else haha. Who got the pic of that !

What about best hider. Tysons Rx7 at MV after 3rd gear burnouts ?

[Joe]

LOL @ Golf Karts....too good :D

[Lonewolf]

essay writer of 08
seen doozies from Joe, Lukian and Saf that could all likely qualify.

[YOUR MATE]

Epic backpeddle award?

[gt4]

Motorvation 2008 Antilag Party of the Year

[addicted.to.speed]

Most expenisve money-saving exercise: Brockas buying GTR from over east (or was that last year)

[OneJ]

Haha i remem the golf karts. you \ joe \ tyson me and someone else haha. Who got the pic of that !

Also guilty.

http://i35.tinypic.com/xfzr4z.jpg

[INSINR8R]

hahaha somehow I think you'll be copping shit for that well into '09.

not if you pingpingpingpings forget it happened...

please

[Brockas]

Most expenisve money-saving exercise: Brockas buying GTR from over east (or was that last year)

lol dude that was the end of 2006.

[adrenalin]

Most expensive car hoon lawed - ? :P

[Halle Terry]

Person whome ran into the most trouble with the law?

[PIGSTi]

Also guilty.

http://i35.tinypic.com/xfzr4z.jpg
haha Export will make you do stupid shit :D

[Cake]

Deep throat award

Nominees:
1. TJ (he knows Steve Jones) with "I didn't stutter" - http://www.antilag.com/forums/showthread.php?p=373199#post373199


Feel free to add more nominees as there is a healthy abundance of pole smoking on this forum daily.

[adrenalin]

lol !

[Cake]

I've fucked your girlfriend award
(sponsored by Jims Mowing)

Nominees:
1. Brockas
2. Cerbera
3. magic1

[Halle Terry]

Deep throat award

Nominees:
1. TJ (he knows Steve Jones) with "I didn't stutter" - http://www.antilag.com/forums/showthread.php?p=373199#post373199


Feel free to add more nominees as there is a healthy abundance of pole smoking on this forum daily.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahhahahaha

[upgarage]

Person to most likely brick a vigilante: jason

[Passage GT]

Deep throat award

Nominees:
1. TJ (he knows Steve Jones) with "I didn't stutter" - http://www.antilag.com/forums/showthread.php?p=373199#post373199


Feel free to add more nominees as there is a healthy abundance of pole smoking on this forum daily.

fucking lol!!
funny cause it's true
bring on more examples!

[Passage GT]

biggest emo award if there isn't already

[doriae86]

Moderator who most sought to justify his existance through over moderation of the forums?

Ricey just over TJ in a photo finish!

[doriae86]

Oldest pingpingpingping ?

Barr-e Cuda

[doriae86]

fucking lol!!
funny cause it's true
bring on more examples!

lol no need - TJ got this one in the fkn bag!

[doriae86]

Guy who paid the most cash but that still doesent give him the right to talk about his own car on the internet award?

Miami Vice - closed his own showcase thread bcoz "C-Red told me to"

[OneJ]

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAHAHAHAHAH!

[Slip_]

Categories:

Spotted thread whore - Slip_, Tocchi, INSINR8R



Fuckall!

[DISTRBD]

Guy who paid the most cash but that still doesent give him the right to talk about his own car on the internet award?

Miami Vice - closed his own showcase thread bcoz "C-Red told me to"


I nominated him for the " dummy spit " award

[doriae86]

oh - ill be suprised if he just wins one award . . .

[RICEY]

Moderator who most sought to justify his existance through over moderation of the forums?

Ricey just over TJ in a photo finish!

I hardly moderate anything except the events section and thats only because people are too stupid to understand the simple rules... so yeah dunno where you get your info from but its not very reliable..

[upgarage]

I hardly moderate anything except the events section and thats only because people are too stupid to understand the simple rules... so yeah dunno where you get your info from but its not very reliable..

Emo award right there

[addicted.to.speed]

Moderator who most sought to justify his existance through over moderation of the forums

1. Most moderation done for the proper reason - Ricey.
2. Most moderation done from emoness - TJ.

[RICEY]

Emo award right there

Yes because I was so emo writing that and not just simply explaining the facts.

Idiot.

[RICEY]

1. Most moderation done for the proper reason - Ricey.
2. Most moderation done from emoness - TJ.

Thankyou (transferring the money now haha)

[cplagz]

Person who has had their license the least for 2009 - Lukian?

[TJ]

Richard?

[stumps.]

Funniest forum quote ben351 - “fuck i hate her guts and think she is ugly as shit ... but if she brought out a sex tape id beat my dick like it owed me money just cos her old man was Billy Ray and hes got a killer mullet”

[JME]

I nominate myself for drunken moments i.e. Joe and Mandee's wedding. When in doubt chug it out!

NO contest on most cars in a year award -- will only get worse :D

[Joe]

Oh yeah, Paluch is the drunkest fucker on Antilag...followed by earliest person to pass out at all parties, Steve Jones :D

[JME]

http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn92/JIP75/net%20stuff/Ahhhmejonesy2.jpg

ahhh me jonesy......

strippers and shooters......FAIL!!!

[gt4]

ahhh it was probably all setup cos he wasnt allowed to see the strippers

[Fryman]

Most expensive car hoon lawed - ? :P

and the winner is.. :)

theres only one other contender

[WRCjosh]

I nominate myself for drunken moments i.e. Joe and Mandee's wedding. When in doubt chug it out!

NO contest on most cars in a year award -- will only get worse :D

at least you didnt end up on youtube!!!

Steve has got to get another honourable mention for his effort at the bucks night hahaha

[Brockas]

Oh yeah, Paluch is the drunkest fucker on Antilag...

http://i37.tinypic.com/11bj5tc.jpg

[kneedtotinkle]

BAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHA

[Brockas]

Another category added by popular demand:

Caged by spouse award:
Joe BALISTC (now has it in writing from the State)
Jazza (now exonerated, but past efforts count)
Brett_J (by an imaginary missus)
Josh ABUSE (noooo josh)

[Joe]

Most likely to lose their balls.

Brockas, when Mandee kicks you in the nuts.

[Cake]

Most likely to lose their balls.

Brockas, when Mandee kicks you in the nuts.
Joe wins. Letting your wife logon to your Antilag account and post = clear winner.

[Kye]

LOL, joe didnt let mandee logon under his account, he had no choice!!!

[Joe]

Jenny Craig award goes to:

Brockas!! Om nom nom nom

[Brockas]

HAHAHA!

Looks like I hit a nerve ;)


Technically the Jenny Craig award should go to TJ, he's lost the equivalent of Kye this year!

[Cake]

Jenny Craig award goes to:

Brockas!! Om nom nom nom
Fark the games have begun.

"Mini TJ" would have been a bit more subtle but hey... nothing wrong with a few tears.

[Joe]

Technically the Jenny Craig award should go to TJ, he's lost the equivalent of Kye this year!

I disagree, he's definitely lost more than 4kg!

[Mistikal]

Best Signature:

How bout mine?

andy

[Cake]

In Denial award

Nominees:
1. BALISTC - "MY09's will not be recalled."
2. confuzion - "My Rota's won't fail, I only use them on the street bij."
3. TJ - "The Camry died but it had nothing to do with my driving."

[ACTIV3]

3. TJ - "The Camry died but it had nothing to do with my driving."
Winner

[Brockas]

LOL!

"Its done 213,000kms, but decided to die when I was driving it. Pure chance."

[Kye]

Quote of the Year.

Tj - "I didn't break the car, it broke itself.... THERE IS a difference!!!!"

[Mistikal]

Another contender for thread of the year, or maybe even a couple of other awards:

http://www.antilag.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22798

andy

[Brockas]

Regrettable comment 2008:

TJ - "Boning is a definite option"
Joe - "I am the best forum poster in the world"
Kye - "The GTR wont blow up"
Brockas - "The problem is, I actually have too much cash"
Alem - "so, keen to experiment?"
TJ - "I was out with 4 beautiful girls. 1 is taken, 1 is a slut, the other two are worthy of my attention"
Jason - "I only smoke rock for the taste"
Danilo - "so, do you like bikes? add me on msn"

[addicted.to.speed]

"Losing my lisence hasnt affected my life at all coz im hardcore bitchez" Award
"My tshirt is not too tight, its just a comfortable fit" Award

Lukian you are the winner

[Slip_]

Regrettable comment 2008:

TJ - "Boning is a definite option"
Joe - "I am the best forum poster in the world"
Kye - "The GTR wont blow up"
Brockas - "The problem is, I actually have too much cash"
Alem - "so, keen to experiment?"
TJ - "I was out with 4 beautiful girls. 1 is taken, 1 is a slut, the other two are worthy of my attention"
Jason - "I only smoke rock for the taste"
Danilo - "so, do you like bikes? add me on msn"

ahaaaahahahahaha

Cvnts do not play games...

[addicted.to.speed]

Award for every post being a minimum of 200 words.

Elusiv

[B0BB0]

biggest one eyed toyota lover

Elusiv

[Denver]

Biggest thread backfire of the year award
http://www.antilag.com/forums/showthread.php?t=24269

[Kye]

Epic Lip Drop Award


Laugh all you like.

I don't have to justify myself to you pingpingpingpings, but I'll just say it one more time so you can get it through your dense fucking heads.

The STi scoop was fitted when I had an STi top mounted intercooler on my car. God forbid you pingpingpingpings ever fit a part off a higher specced model, with a functional use in mind. I now have a front mounted intercooler, but the scoop remains.

The badge is a genuine Subaru accessory available in Japan to be fitted to any model Subaru. As I already mentioned, the "I" badge is the STi part, the pink stars badge is the Subaru part. Am I misrepresenting? No.

[Fryman]

thats got some sting in it!

[Passage GT]

tj told me andrejizz was driving his camry when it broke, something about putting it into park at 90kph and the box not liking it...
lol

[INSINR8R]

"Most Emo thread"
This one in about a day or two

or

Joe's "Rip your NISMO sticker off pingpingpingpings I don't have an STi but I'm repping so fuck you all and fuck your relax" thread

[TJ]

tj told me andrejizz was driving his camry when it broke, something about putting it into park at 90kph and the box not liking it...
lol

LOL nah man I was driving... he was a drunken passanger hahaha

[doriae86]

Biggest thread backfire of the year award
http://www.antilag.com/forums/showthread.php?t=24269

google automated forum response failz ? cannot be!

[Rich]

funniest photo shop


http://i37.tinypic.com/1zn741x.jpg

[OneJ]

That picture made me spit drink fucking everywhere the first time i saw it.

[PIGSTi]

The Texas Tea award.................Brockas after changing his oil thought he'd struck black gold

[Slip_]

Fuck your relax...

Quite fucking definative award.

[ben351]

Epic Lip Drop Award

put yourself up for that one tiny ... i seem to rememebr someone dropping lip and logging off MSN after about an hour of MS Paint picture being sent to him by me haahaha

http://i36.tinypic.com/rhlb7s.jpg

I didnt think your car was running again until i seen you and [ FRODOTYPE ] the other night in my neck of the woods ... quite a ... frustrated car colour ... hard to miss :)

[INSINR8R]

The most reposted video award
Ken Block and his Dak Dak

Serious Award
Best new member car
Fetish's Supra
Stealth's S15

Antilag.com's Lifetime Unachievement for acting like a beached whale while not taking the hint and fucking off for good Award
Welzy and all her personalities.

[Evo Stevo]

funniest photo shop


http://i37.tinypic.com/1zn741x.jpg

BIGGEST ANTILAG RICER EXCUSES USER

cue drum roll

"FETISH"

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3132/2920894185_af3e4968f8_o.jpg
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i45/evo_steve_54/Bandwagon20Final.jpg
http://www.0-60mag.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/chrome_badge_gtr.jpg
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i45/evo_steve_54/ohyamasama02_2_l.jpg
http://www.branchhome.com/images/large/bamb_chop_block_propped_LRG.jpg
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i45/evo_steve_54/backpeddle-1.jpg
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i45/evo_steve_54/1269048-Pushing-shit-uphill-0-1.jpg
http://www.sailblogs.com/member/roz/images/20060126_big_bottom_lip.jpg
http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/attachments/2008/05/1_200805131142301.gif

[ben351]

pushing shit uphill LOL

[ben351]

Most likely to sleep with there Quad

Joe - ahhhhh me bansheeeee

Bobbo - Ahhhh me suuuuuuuzi

Joey89 - wheres me bansheeeeee

[TJ]

LOL joey cant sleep with it if he doesnt have it yet :D

[Rich]

oh shit looks like I hit a nerve. sorry steve haha

[mitchy]

Best Post Award


BIGGEST ANTILAG RICER EXCUSES USER

cue drum roll

"FETISH"

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3132/2920894185_af3e4968f8_o.jpg
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i45/evo_steve_54/Bandwagon20Final.jpg
http://www.0-60mag.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/chrome_badge_gtr.jpg
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i45/evo_steve_54/ohyamasama02_2_l.jpg
http://www.branchhome.com/images/large/bamb_chop_block_propped_LRG.jpg
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i45/evo_steve_54/backpeddle-1.jpg
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i45/evo_steve_54/1269048-Pushing-shit-uphill-0-1.jpg
http://www.sailblogs.com/member/roz/images/20060126_big_bottom_lip.jpg
http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/attachments/2008/05/1_200805131142301.gif

[Lonewolf]

lol

Car that never leaves the garage award?

Surely some good nominee's here

[Brockas]

LOL


Great suggestions.


Car that never leaves the garage award:
Thodd - Bug-eye STI
Joe - Bug-eye WRX

.... I'm seeing a trend here!

[Lonewolf]

was going to mention joe as the #1 candidate, but too scared Mandee will kill me.

[Joe]

Car that never leaves the garage award:
Joe - Bug-eye WRX


Fuck off cvnt, we've been driving it to work every day! Done 1000km in 2 weeks!

Thodd is definitely the winner!

[addicted.to.speed]

Car that never leaves the garage award?

Josh :D

[WRCjosh]

Josh :D

one day!

[addicted.to.speed]

I know this is a yeah old but...

Just got some documents from citibank regarding my spending from 2007

Most money spent at BP
Myself - over $8000 Dec 06 - Dec 07.
Very rarely I buy food and drinks from BP... the joys of owning a rotary.

[INSINR8R]

I know this is a yeah old but...

Just got some documents from citibank regarding my spending from 2007

Most money spent at BP
Myself - over $8000 Dec 06 - Dec 07.
Very rarely I buy food and drinks from BP... the joys of owning a rotary.

thats fuck all. I mainly use BP for the work van, just personal preference, but last financial year I spent $11,500 on fuel. I'd rather have the $11,500 than that much worth in fuel.

[Tocchi]

I know this is a yeah old but...

Just got some documents from citibank regarding my spending from 2007

Most money spent at BP
Myself - over $8000 Dec 06 - Dec 07.
Very rarely I buy food and drinks from BP... the joys of owning a rotary.

that award is only yours because the EF never worked :p
its record is 86km to a 55/60L tank
:O

[Halle Terry]

that award is only yours because the EF never worked :p
its record is 86km to a 55/60L tank
:O

86km to a 60l tank?

thats fucked

isnt that the point in time where you write your car off and get another one?

[ben351]

Mate of mines VP SS with 355 stroker does 70 - 80km to the tank

shes thirsty ... rekons if he babies it he can get about 100km but giving it shit he gets 70-80km hahahah

[TJ]

Fucking hell I used to get upset at sub 200km tanks in the Liberty

[180SXTCY]

bore wash much?

[Cake]

Less fuel talk more nominations.

[Fryman]

lol at masculine.

you got nothing on a extend port rotary ahahahah!

[Mistikal]

that award is only yours because the EF never worked :p
its record is 86km to a 55/60L tank
:O

I can beat you there - my fuel-guzzling slut of a car, before it was tuned, managed to use 63.5L of U98 in 61km's :)

Needless to say, it was tuned on the next tank of fuel as I couldn't justify spending $90 per day on fuel.

Anyway... back on topic!!

andy

[Slip_]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y189/Slip_87SX/l_6a11d306d3057feb196d05e8501f90df.gif

[Joe]

LOLLLLL

[TJ]

http://i33.tinypic.com/334hlvs.jpg

longest project winner by FAR

[Brockas]

Andrejez has really small fingers.

[INSINR8R]

and a weird head...

[OneJ]

Polish massive will fuck you.

[AndrZeJ]

always a wierd head, never an empty bed

[Joe]

always a wierd head, never an empty bed

8 guys fucking 9 guys comes to mind.

[RICEY]

always a wierd head, never an empty bed

Someone that always sleeps alone never has an empty bed hahaha :D

[AndrZeJ]

Someone that always sleeps alone never has an empty bed hahaha :D


someone that sleeps with your mum always has a broken bed

[RICEY]

Why dont you fix your bed then?

[AndrZeJ]

Andrejez has really small fingers.

very insulting what you said about my fingers,

they smell of your grandmothers vagina

[Cake]

They smell like they've been shelvn.

[AndrZeJ]

Why dont you fix your bed then?


LOL

[ben351]

Award for Funniest night in 2008 ... Friday night

Andzej's knee ... plus alot of alcohol ... plus tj's windscreen ... equals emo times hahahahahahahahah

[TJ]

LOL

Casino plus two up = emo times

Chick plus "oi are you drunk enough to have unprotected sex with me?" = emo times hahah. Stomps on friends foot, one chick is screaming, one is crying, too good.

[ben351]

what can i say ... i bring out the best in females :)

ps Joe wants to know why the fence on the Hawian Building site is collapsed ?

[Logie]

Award for Funniest night in 2008 ... Friday night

Andzej's knee ... plus alot of alcohol ... plus tj's windscreen ... equals emo times hahahahahahahahah

haha i def should have left office party to come with u blokes to cas!

[addicted.to.speed]

just in time for gayest post of 2008 by Lex2JZ..

from the thread -> http://www.antilag.com/forums/showthread.php?t=24728
referring to rollerblading..

"yeah back in the day i used to be pretty good, dont keep up with the old bladez too much now days. still fun to piss fart around on the grind rail out back from time to time."

[RICEY]

Reminds me of the beer ad with the 2 fags skating around while the guys cover their beers hahaha

[Skitzo]

hahaha that ad was funny as.

[insane]

Award for longest time to wait on getting your car back from the mechanic.
Jason - 9 months + ongoing

[Denver]

Award for longest time to wait on getting your car back from the mechanic.
Jason - 9 months + ongoing

shouldn't that read 'longest time a crack habbit has delayed payment to mechanic to get a car back'

[insane]

shouldn't that read 'longest time a crack habbit has delayed payment to mechanic to get a car back'

From what I witnessed, he paid upfront....

fail

half now and half on delivery ftw in my book. otherwise motivation to deliver is exponentially decreased due to lack of dangling money 'carrot'

[Kilma]

Should be a few new nominees for best skid after Sat night.

[YOUR MATE]

Hard to categorize but it's worthy of a mention, Mitchy'ss STFU post to new muppet.



How was it, in the end i decided to go to the local pub and have a few drinks and more drinks after at a mates house

no one gives a fuck where you went or what you did.

[YOUR MATE]

Also most overuse of lol and its cousins: Wuked


^^haha i lol'z'd
Many more available if it would give a laugh lol


no lolz appeared in the hundred hottest singles a while ago (i lol'd) and resisted for the longest time not to post nude pics, but over that now lol, really don't care on ratings, it still cracks me...


haha i lolz


[2 FAT] on a black E-Class merc, i lol'd.

[RUM PIG] on an old toyota corola, i lol'd again.

[yeahlow34]

Also most overuse of lol and its cousins: Wuked

omfg lol

[MISS 13B]

He did it for the lulz

[Cake]

Wind this shiz up!

[Brockas]

Last few days for nominations.

[Rhys]

Most cars purchased/sold in a year - JME ???

I think id be ahead of JME :p

[Tocchi]

^^ Lol this year ive the: XG ute, EF, TX3 turbo, FG and the capri
but already had the ute and EF
so ive only purchased 3 cars this year lol

[RICEY]

Hard to categorize but it's worthy of a mention, Mitchy'ss STFU post to new muppet.

hahahahahhaa

[Fryman]

this deserves a bamp

[Buckets]

Solid bumpage Master Loopian.

Before my time but it seems that things are much more timid these days.

[Tocchi]

i'll take the dummy spit. but i'll be back next year pingpingpingpings just you wait!

Nate Webb pls update

[Fukushima]

Another category added by popular demand:

Caged by spouse award:
Joe BALISTC (now has it in writing from the State)
Jazza (now exonerated, but past efforts count)
Brett_J (by an imaginary missus)
Josh ABUSE (noooo josh)

List needs updating

[RICEY]

Brett imaginary missus hahahahahahah

[Brett_J]

Brett imaginary missus hahahahahahah

LOL, I wish the bitch was imaginary, would have saved me a house full of furniture, 2 cars and everything else but a suitcase full of clothes and $1000 !

[SSICK]

Nate Webb pls update

Saw Jones old 34 the other day and made me wonder what happened to Webb. Quite a personal airing of laundry that thread.