Antilag's Got Talent! [Archive]

ben351

14-11-2008, 09:55 AM

Im fantastic at offending females ....

if i had a dollar for every time i heard " You really need to work on your lady manners " ... id be fucking rich

pgc

14-11-2008, 10:02 AM

Im fantastic at offending females ....

if i had a dollar for every time i heard " Are you a lady boy? No? Oh well, maybe next time " ... id be fucking rich

Fixed.

ACTIV3

14-11-2008, 10:04 AM

Lol ha ha

Joe

14-11-2008, 10:08 AM

Skitzo

14-11-2008, 10:09 AM

Im pretty good at cutting up the dance floor.

ACTIV3

14-11-2008, 10:13 AM

Knowing lots of shit lol thats comes in handy tho!!

i like to bust a move and brake people balls to they canr thandle it anymore!

cplagz

14-11-2008, 10:13 AM

Not really, I got nothing. Not exceptionally good at anything, but good at a lot of things lol.

Brockas

14-11-2008, 10:23 AM

My wife tells me I have high-functioning Asperger's Syndrome, because I seem to know a lot of info about a lot of things, especially useless things.

I disagree about the Asperger's Syndrome, but I can't deny the knowing lots shit about lots of shit :D

Don't forget you're also "the best forum poster in the world" - (c) Joe 2008

hahahaa hows that for out of context!

ACTIV3

14-11-2008, 10:26 AM

Brockas you got good Talents!! you know u do!!

Dancing the night AWAY LOL

14-11-2008, 10:26 AM

Im exceptionally good at damaging vehicles.

Nismo33

14-11-2008, 10:32 AM

I'm pretty good at smashing buckets

flamo_damo

14-11-2008, 10:33 AM

I'm good at picking up 5c coins off the ground...

Ahh I should stop being so modest, 10c coins.

ReaperSS

14-11-2008, 10:36 AM

Getting arrested or trouble with police

SSICK

14-11-2008, 10:37 AM

im good at pising ppl off on streetcommodores.com

oh and i can probably beat all of you at the carlton draught bottle top quiz's.

i know alot of random shit.

Joe

14-11-2008, 10:39 AM

Don't forget you're also "the best forum poster in the world" - (c) Joe 2008

hahahaa hows that for out of context!

LOL fucker :D

pgc

14-11-2008, 10:40 AM

oh and i can probably beat all of you at the carlton draught bottle top quiz's.

i know alot of random shit.

You've got NOTHING on Joe!

ACTIV3

14-11-2008, 10:42 AM

LOL Bottle top Quiz's

Joe

14-11-2008, 10:48 AM

Another thing I'm good at....Boggle!

We played this at a work team development day once, sudden death rounds.

After 12 rounds it was me vs our general manager for investment and finance, and I beat him by 15 words. He didn't know what an awl was lol.

pgc

14-11-2008, 10:50 AM

Well, then he wouldn't know where Braille came from, would he?

PIGSTi

14-11-2008, 11:02 AM

are owning cursed cars a talent?
LOL I bet my curse is worse :) Cars fukn hate me!

Slip_

14-11-2008, 11:07 AM

i'm pretty good with my buckets?

Tocchi

14-11-2008, 11:13 AM

LOL I bet my curse is worse :) Cars fukn hate me!

i dont know.. when doing the 5spd conversion, the EF knocked me out, cracked my elbow and dislocated my pinky finger

joshg123

14-11-2008, 11:22 AM

My wife tells me I have high-functioning Asperger's Syndrome, because I seem to know a lot of info about a lot of things, especially useless things.

I disagree about the Asperger's Syndrome, but I can't deny the knowing lots shit about lots of shit :D

Your good at writing a novel about a single piece of kitchen equipment :)

cplagz

14-11-2008, 01:53 PM

I'm f*cking good at procrastinating.

Nismo33

14-11-2008, 02:06 PM

i'm pretty good with my buckets?

LOL should have a bucket off one day LOL!

WRCjosh

14-11-2008, 05:46 PM

LOL should have a bucket off one day LOL!

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/WRCjosh/CaseyStoner.jpg's

RICEY

14-11-2008, 05:49 PM

Im awesome at:

Crashing cars
Putting on weight
Masturbating (practise makes perfect Im way beyond that)
Hating boongs
Scaring teenage girls by staring lovingly at them for extended periods of time
Road rage
The list goes on and on Im just that awesome.

Miggy

14-11-2008, 05:55 PM

I'm pretty good at doing unintentional 180 degree turns in my car.

SSICK

14-11-2008, 05:55 PM

You've got NOTHING on Joe!

id challenge that.

in year 7, i won the academic excellence award, my prize was a farkin huge book with thousands of random facts in it. i know 90% of them.

MISS 13B

14-11-2008, 05:57 PM

I have this uncanny ability to destroy spark plugs

Steppo_GT

14-11-2008, 05:57 PM

nerd haha

bLaM

14-11-2008, 06:02 PM

Getting arrested or trouble with police

hahahh you've got storys to tell mark! was with mikey clarky yesterday and hes tellin me some of the shit you boys did.... share!

Halle Terry

14-11-2008, 06:13 PM

Ive got double jointed shouders and thumbs, if handcuffed i can move my arms from behind me to infront of me

i'm also exceptionally good at pushing peoples buttons and getting away with it

and throwing racial slurs around without getting myself into strife

oh, and i make a mean proscuitto+spinich+ fetta+tomato+bread+balasmic glaze toasted thingo

Lonewolf

14-11-2008, 06:30 PM

id challenge that.

in year 7, i won the academic excellence award, my prize was a farkin huge book with thousands of random facts in it. i know 90% of them.

dont bother, Joe probably wrote the book.

SSICK

14-11-2008, 06:31 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA classic

ACTIV3

14-11-2008, 06:46 PM

lol

INSINR8R

14-11-2008, 08:54 PM

keen masturbator...

mc68

14-11-2008, 08:57 PM

i do fucken awesome farts, can clear out a room in about 6 seconds

mitchy

14-11-2008, 09:10 PM

i can drop a legnum gearbox like no other...

done it 4 times in under 12 months! (the fourth time was a literal drop too, 2 feet to the floor!)

Evilteddy

14-11-2008, 09:27 PM

Ive got double jointed shouders and thumbs, if handcuffed i can move my arms from behind me to infront of me

I'm the same, can even get out of the handcuffs if they aren't 'too' tight :P

Other talents include. Finding the craziest girls to go out with... who end up even crazier as ex-girlfriends

I can type 87 words per minute with one hand. (See Ricey's post above re-Keen Masturbator)

Have a keen skill for freaking a girl out that i'm potentially trying to pick up by telling her some of my 'sex stories' (I swear as fun as it sounds, do not mix stilnox and alcohol)

SSICK

14-11-2008, 09:40 PM

if i remember correctly, u can also hang ankle weights off ur cock......i believe brockas has pics.

DRKWRX

14-11-2008, 10:53 PM

im good at getting drunk and also good at not getting caught by speed cameras :) and not at the same time.

Evilteddy

15-11-2008, 06:24 AM

if i remember correctly, u can also hang ankle weights off ur cock......i believe brockas has pics.

Read above ...

(I swear as fun as it sounds, do not mix stilnox and alcohol)

miss_petepie

15-11-2008, 06:57 AM

pics... or it never happened...

Evilteddy

15-11-2008, 07:44 AM

Oh... you are asking the wrong person...

I have to make this clear... don't ask for pics if you're going to freak out after...
All the time i get asked for pics, send them through and get the whole 'EWWWW i just saw your cock why would you send that?'

In other words, don't ask if you're not actually ready to see them :P

Joe

15-11-2008, 08:01 AM

id challenge that.

in year 7, i won the academic excellence award, my prize was a farkin huge book with thousands of random facts in it. i know 90% of them.

Ha ha reminds me of when I was in Yr 7.

I won our schools public speaking award and got into the State finals, with a 5 minute speech on farting.

When you're 11 or 12 years old, the hardest thing is trying not to laugh. I spent 3 months learning not how to laugh when I said "fart", and learning how to ignore the laughs of 300 primary school kids when I said "fart". Worked really well in the end!

Lonewolf

15-11-2008, 08:07 AM

teeheehee

SimonR32

15-11-2008, 08:12 AM

talented at needing my gearbox to be removed the day before (and now usually the day after) motorvation

adrenalin

16-11-2008, 10:17 AM

DO not ask glen for pics !!!!!

There is nothing worse then receiving a MMS at work from him trust me. SCARS !

Good at breaking bmw's
Great at offending jewish people at work with jokes

Roobiks

16-11-2008, 01:22 PM

Tallented at street art.
And.. Got an A for year 12 TEE music, in year 7.

SSICK

16-11-2008, 02:08 PM

pics of art? i got a book full of it from around the world ay. like stencils n shit.

Roobiks

16-11-2008, 10:51 PM

few random bits and pieces
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=45780207&albumID=2236301&imageID=41902002
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=45780207&albumID=2236301&imageID=41902044
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=45780207&albumID=2236301&imageID=41095474
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=45780207&albumID=2236301&imageID=48938632
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=45780207&albumID=2236301&imageID=48938638

dstyle

16-11-2008, 11:34 PM

i would stop using the word roobik
there is actualy a graffiti writer known as "rubik"
will post up some of his stuff in a min

dstyle

16-11-2008, 11:37 PM

http://fc26.deviantart.com/fs31/f/2008/230/0/f/Midnight_GLORY_by_orangedust.jpg
http://fc46.deviantart.com/fs23/f/2008/030/1/2/electricity_jazz_by_orangedust.jpg
http://fc43.deviantart.com/fs24/f/2008/030/3/2/goblen_by_orangedust.jpg
http://fc79.deviantart.com/fs31/f/2008/230/d/6/Murdoch_University_Guild_Room_by_orangedust.jpg

ACTIV3

17-11-2008, 09:06 AM

Nice niceee!

The last pic is liek me when i fart its everywher and red!!

Fryman

17-11-2008, 09:57 AM

Tallented at street art.
And.. Got an A for year 12 TEE music, in year 7.

interesting!

what instrument did you plaY?

Roobiks

17-11-2008, 10:06 AM

interesting!

what instrument did you plaY?

trumpet was my main, but piano and bass also.

Roobiks

17-11-2008, 10:09 AM

i would stop using the word roobik
there is actualy a graffiti writer known as "rubik"
will post up some of his stuff in a min

dont reeeaaalllyy care as i only do it for my own pleasure in art journals and stuff, not going to be throwing up pieces everywhere, getting confused for him and what not.

singh

18-11-2008, 09:45 AM