The turbotim is a retard thread

[turbotim]

guys we wann aget night cruizerz going off this is wat is offered at re heads all we wont is the car club award for best car club we can make site and get sponcers and forum 2008 PRIZE MONEY moreinfo 0415 794 632 meetinf sizzler kelmscott 12pm wanna get as many people to attend as possible just wear our sticker and pull of after just wanna try get the best car club award so we can get off our feet cheers timo

BEST CAR CLUB
$3000 PLUS TROPHIES

SHOW'N'SHINE
$7000 PLUS TROPHIES

ENGINE BLOW UP
$1000 PLUS TROPHIES

CAR STEREO COMP
CASH & TROPHIES

BURNOUT'S
$15,000 + TROPHIES

MISS REVHEADS
$500

DYNO SHOOT-OUT
CASH

SPEAR-A-SPUD
CASH & TROPHY

MOTORISED ESKY
CASH & TROPHY

FREESTYLE MOTO X
$20,000 CASH & TROPHIES

[upgarage]

http://www.antilag.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20923

http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10071/picard-no-facepalm.jpg

[MaTMaN]

WTF is he ranting on about?

Schools must have closed down after I left.

Kunts cannot read or write these days.

[Sigem]

i did not understand a word of that, english please

[Rich]

lets hit on his my space bitches

[Wozzernux]

I swear this guy is doing it on purpose. It can't be real.

Can it? :/

[ssinister]

go back to school retard. almost as bad as this of another forum.

CAME ON WHY DONT WE GET BE HIND PHILL AND GET SAME CAR IN TO THIS IT WILL BE BIG AND BEAT FOR THE CLUB IT ONE OVER THE BIG THINK EAV YEAR CAME ON I AM POOT MY CAR IN AND IT STOCK.

"Come on, why don't we get behind Phil & get some cars into this. It will be bigger and better for the club. It's one of the biggest things for the year. Come on I am going to put my car in and it's stock" [Translation]

[Lonewolf]

fuk ewe eye kan spel gewd kunt

[GTEVORSP3C]

Here he goes again, how come he never learn :squint:

[Brockas]

hahahahahaha!


Wow.


When Stef can flame you on you're spelling you know you're doing something wrong.

[Mistikal]

My attempt to translate this garbage...


guys we wann aget night cruizerz going off this is wat is offered at re heads all we wont is the car club award for best car club we can make site and get sponcers and forum 2008 PRIZE MONEY moreinfo 0415 794 632 meetinf sizzler kelmscott 12pm wanna get as many people to attend as possible just wear our sticker and pull of after just wanna try get the best car club award so we can get off our feet cheers timo

... into english:


Guys, we (want to) get Night Cruizerz going off. This is what is offered at (Revheads). All we want is the Car Club Award for Best Car Club. We can make (a) site and get sponsors, and (a) forum (with the) 2008 Prize Money. More Info 0415 794 632. Meeting Sizzler Kelmscott 12pm. (We) (want to) get as many people to attend as possible, just wear out (club) sticker and pull (it) off after. (We) just (want to) try (and) get the Best Car Club award so we can get (on) our feet. Cheers. Timo.
God that was hard (no I'm not being sarcastic...).

And Brockas is right, if Stef can pay you out... well fuck me dead and call me Stewart, you're in trouble!

I did notice one thing thou, he can spell his Location right...

andy

[Cochee]

So you want us to pretend that we are part of your car club?

How many other forums have you posted this on?

I know of at least p-wrx and they say the exact same about your spelling/grammar/lack of. It's not hard.

[GTEVORSP3C]

hahahahahaha!


Wow.


When Stef can flame you on you're spelling you know you're doing something wrong.


My attempt to translate this garbage...



... into english:


God that was hard (no I'm not being sarcastic...).

And Brockas is right, if Stef can pay you out... well fuck me dead and call me Stewart, you're in trouble!

I did notice one thing thou, he can spell his Location right...

andy

Lol...:D:D:D

[Mistikal]

I can't help but laugh at this also... got this out of his profile:


Date of Birth:
April 19, 1987
Age:
21
Biography:
im the runner of night cruizerz car club
Location:
armadale
Interests:
fixing my rex and other rexs doing car audio installs custom work to and sleeping with hot chicks lo
Occupation:
dogger and rigger for cranes
Are you over 18 years of age?:
yes
Bwahahahahahahaha....

Also, for those wondering what car he drives, here is a picture:

http://i37.tinypic.com/2m60qhg.jpg

andy

[1JZVL]

ace of fucking spades......

um what?

anyways, no I would not put your sticker on even my bunky.

and I don't think too many people are keen to be paid "$1000" if their engine was to blow up....

[addicted.to.speed]

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee97/richardjh007/super-retard.jpg

[TJ]

LOL I deleted his first go at posting this event.

I wont close the 2nd, but heres a month ban.

[Joe]

So you want us to pretend that we are part of your car club?

How many other forums have you posted this on?

I know of at least p-wrx and they say the exact same about your spelling/grammar/lack of. It's not hard.

Yeah its pretty fuckin bad.

I quote..


hey guys i got bug eye and got sticker how do i get over pit with blow off valve coz it on my intake pipe how do i pass with it going overe with it tommorrow any suggestions please help i am told i am to pout the plum back one on but i dont have it no more and be hard to fit one on the pipe i got there

Here's some friendly advice..

LEARN HOW TO FUCKING SPELL AND USE PUNCTUATION.

[adrenalin]

Yeah its pretty fuckin bad.

I quote..



Here's some friendly advice..

LEARN HOW TO FUCKING SPELL AND USE PUNCTUATION.

Lol not fucking wrong there

[yeahlow34]

and I don't think too many people are keen to be paid "$1000" if their engine was to blow up....
Not sure if your being sarcastic? But for those who don't know, you wire and fuel up an engine (not IN a car) and rev the shit out of it till it blows up. Often they get wrecking yards to donate engines for the cause.

I remember being involved in one years back, where one of the fellas ran the engine on a nitro mix. BIG bang.

Back on topic.....Your spelling.....

Wow.

[Nismo33]

Fak me that's just shit house!
LOL
Could have made the pool room if you didn't ban him for a month!:D

[Brockas]

Even if he didn't sound like a retard...


What makes him think that we'd all go out of our way to put his "clubs" stickers on our cars so he can win $3000?


If we thought there was any chance of actually winning we'd put in an Antilag entry, not join some random club nobody's ever heard of.


What an idiot.

[ReaperSS]

парни мы wann aget ночь cruizerz уходящий это - уот, предлагается в головах ре все нас, привычка - автомобильное вознаграждение клуба за лучший автомобильный клуб, мы можем сделать участок и получить sponcers, и ДЕНЕЖНЫЙ ПРИЗ 2008 форума moreinfo 0415 794 632 meetinf sizzler kelmscott 12pm хочет заставить так много людей посещать насколько возможно только изнашивание, которое наша этикетка и напряжение после только хотят пробовать, получают лучшее автомобильное вознаграждение клуба, таким образом мы можем выйти из наших приветствий ног timo

[cplagz]

Allahu Akbar!

[MaTMaN]

After reading his profile i thought, "maybe he was in such a rush sleeping with hot chicks that he didnt have time for spelling and punctuation like normal humans". But then one word made sense......................ARMADALE.

[Wozzernux]

Hahaha oh wow, I've seen that Bugeye out on cruises before.


Date of Birth:
April 19, 1987

Who wants to chip in and buy this clown a dictionary for his birthday? :lol:

[Skitzo]

No worries mate. I'll help you guys out. Your club looks and sounds like just what Perth needs.

haha he was born 10 days after me.

[ReaperSS]

pool room?

[Halle Terry]

You would think that people by now would have a generally idea that coming on here and typing like that generally dosnt go down well


yet it always happens, and it always makes me smile

[Sevan]

Everytime I've said "no one could possibly be that stupid" I've been proven wrong. Seems to be one of the few constants in life.

Who honestly thinks we will never see a post like this again?

[TJ]

No worries mate. I'll help you guys out. Your club looks and sounds like just what Perth needs.

haha he was born 10 days after me.

Definitely your mate

[Lump]

$50k in prizemoney, this has got to be a pisstake :lol:

[PIGSTi]

hahahaha this idiot has copped plenty of flaming on P-WRX as well. He doesn't learn!

[Smoked]

definitely just a dogger and never going to be a rigger


doggers offsider lol

[Skitzo]

Definitely your mate

Wwe laid next to eachother in the maternity ward.

[Slip_]

In abscence of any sense making an appearance in this thread...









GIHAAAAAAAAAAD

[SimonR32]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh durka durka durka

[Slip_]

durka Durka?

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y189/Slip_87SX/wuhad.jpg

[dmwill]

Looking at his Myspace, you know it is a club of fail when there are cars like this involved...

http://a80.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/50/l_1ab96c751dc4cbf975275432447e162f.jpg

[Clontarf[X]]

Wasn't that the excel that featured in hot spots?

[d1_drifter]

We were due for a fail thread haha...

[Chrus]

Tinnytim, you got burnt for failing to spell and punctuate properly on P-WRX, dont think the rules are different here - these "AL" boys will crucify you.

learn to friggn spell :td:

[TJ]

He cant read this for the next month so messages will need to be relayed.

Please pm Skitzo with messages of support.

[Clontarf[X]]

Hahahaha!

[Skitzo]

He cant read this for the next month so messages will need to be relayed.

Please pm Skitzo with messages of support.

woof woof? haha

I have a feeling i wont have to worry about getting bulk PM's haha.

[Stef]

hahaahahahahaha i see him come to perthmotorsport every now n again.. always see him kickin round armadale too.

[Smoked]

fuck yeah i love bowling

[Cake]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/7286/2m60qhgtg6.jpg

[VS50WA]

After reading his profile i thought, "maybe he was in such a rush sleeping with hot chicks that he didnt have time for spelling and punctuation like normal humans". But then one word made sense......................ARMADALE.

FARKIN LOL!!!!!!

[Ryan1080]

Armadale... that explains it. Is there at least one person with at least low average IQ who lives in Armadale? Coz I've never met one. Seriously, reading this guy's post hurts my brain, how hard is it to speak/write N O R M A L?

And yeah, why would people come and pretend to be part of some club no one knows about? At least he could have done a better job at promoting it, now I bet most members in that club are as retarded as this guy...

[SSICK]

go back to school retard. almost as bad as this of another forum.

CAME ON WHY DONT WE GET BE HIND PHILL AND GET SAME CAR IN TO THIS IT WILL BE BIG AND BEAT FOR THE CLUB IT ONE OVER THE BIG THINK EAV YEAR CAME ON I AM POOT MY CAR IN AND IT STOCK.

"Come on, why don't we get behind Phil & get some cars into this. It will be bigger and better for the club. It's one of the biggest things for the year. Come on I am going to put my car in and it's stock" [Translation]


lol, im guessing its wa95vt??? he spells like that.

[Miggy]

I saw this guy in a freo car park siting there reving his WRX while his mates in there stock pulsars did the same.....

[VXLS1]

Armadale... that explains it. Is there at least one person with at least low average IQ who lives in Armadale? Coz I've never met one. Seriously, reading this guy's post hurts my brain, how hard is it to speak/write N O R M A L?



haha must be at least one, i live there.

unless that is, you kunts think im pretty retarded too :lol:

[RICEY]

You are retarded you drive a commodore



No, wait... uhhhhh I retract that statement.....


Cough

[zxz]

i think i see our old car in the background myspace pic :(

3rd car down, is a 180?

[Ryan1080]

haha must be at least one, i live there.

unless that is, you kunts think im pretty retarded too :lol:

There are always exceptions to everything :D

[MissS15]

ha i know of this guy, his gf goes to my hairdressers and she was telling me that it was her car and telling me about knight cruizers and how she was getting more stickers put on.. no idea where extra stickers will fit that car is plastered with them.

that whole club seems to be a remake of chosenfew, cept more neons and stickers.

[INSINR8R]

haha must be at least one, i live there.

unless that is, you kunts think im pretty retarded too :lol:

there is a fine line between thinking and knowing...

[Miggy]

ha i know of this guy, his gf goes to my hairdressers and she was telling me that it was her car and telling me about knight cruizers and how she was getting more stickers put on.. no idea where extra stickers will fit that car is plastered with them.

that whole club seems to be a remake of chosenfew, cept more neons and stickers.


Chosenfew has some pretty hardcore cars, now knight cruizers on the other hand.....

[Clontarf[X]]

that whole club seems to be a remake of chosenfew, cept more neons and stickers.
Not far off, pretty sure all the new car clubs we hear about are all the same groups of people lol. The drama! Needs to find something else to do in their spare time lol.

[VXLS1]

this guy actually came into the servo when i was there the other day, sans stickers?

removed because he knew this thread would come?

[1JZVL]

Not sure if your being sarcastic? But for those who don't know, you wire and fuel up an engine (not IN a car) and rev the shit out of it till it blows up. Often they get wrecking yards to donate engines for the cause.

I remember being involved in one years back, where one of the fellas ran the engine on a nitro mix. BIG bang.

Back on topic.....Your spelling.....

Wow.

I thought our motor...as in the one is our "good cars"

if mine was running wouldn't be wanting to blow it up after just paying 10k for it :uhh: then again...for 1grand, i dunno!

[Brockas]

ha i know of this guy, his gf goes to my hairdressers

woah, he has a girlfriend?

He's going to have issues writing in a valentines card...

[Ryan1080]

woah, he has a girlfriend?

He's going to have issues writing in a valentines card...

Can't imagine him dating a smarter girl, so his gf's probably equally dimwitted, I guess he'll be right haha

[kirbo]

This dude used to drive around in a blue VN/VP or someshit with BUNDY stickers galore. Thought it was the fastest chicken winger in the west. Not to mention the stereo did 180Deebeez from a single 10" sub bro.

On the strange side... His gf aint too bad actually. Brockas, on your mower son!

[INSINR8R]

woah, he has a girlfriend?

He's going to have issues writing in a valentines card...

hahahaha

[Mistikal]

On the strange side... His gf aint too bad actually. Brockas, on your mower son!

What crack have you been smoking son? She's a minger...

andy

[hoony]

pics or i call bs to having a girlfriend

[kirbo]

Horses for courses. Might be mistaken mate. lol

[Mistikal]

pics or i call bs to having a girlfriend

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/3862/brokencamerakl4.jpg

andy

[hoony]

lol

[dstyle]

i just dont understand how some people can be so stupid.
this isnt america

[1JZVL]

gf probably hasn't learnt how to read yet......

[dstyle]

it is armadale
girlfriend is possibly also sister?

[Ryan1080]

LOL! So in summary, gf being equally dimwitted hasn't learnt to read yet, and also happens to be his inbred sister, armadale-spec haha

[PIGSTi]

Can anyone find me the thread with the chopped BMW ute???????????????? Appleby's?

[Miss_Cate]

if you would like to meet the awesome turbotim i beleive he meets down at leach tonight at 9pm, unless he realised what a moron he is and has fucked off.

Ugliest fucking wrx i have ever seen.

[VXLS1]

just spotted turbotim speeding down my street and getting to about 110 at least.

not bad for a 50 zone, twat

[Mistikal]

Was talking to this clown last night, told him that he's been banned on AL forums, to which he replied "That's ok, I've got another account, I'll just use that!".

Here is how his car currently looks...

http://i34.tinypic.com/20pc6u0.jpg

andy

[Brockas]

lol so is english his first language?

you know what, fuck it.

He's had his 15 minutes.