Idiot phonecalls you have recieved [Archive]

joshg123

25-08-2008, 08:54 PM

Got a pearler today,

Customer calls,

Customer "Hi Josh, i want to put gas on my 1988 Range Rover V8 5.0l, i also need some other mechanical work done on it"

Me "Not a problem, whats the mechanical work you need done on it?, and in regards to the gas. Pricing will depend on what tank setup you want me to do."

Customer " Well its a bit of a gem, i bought it for $200, i think if i spend some money on it, it will be a reliable car for a few years"

Me - "Right-o, Well for me to quote on the gas, ill need to see it to get some dimensions for your tanks. At the same time i can get some details for your other mechanical work"

Customer - "Well, thats the thing. It doesnt run, i think it needs a starter and a alternator. But im not sure, Can you send a mechanic to me to give me a quote and i might get the work done."

Me - "Ummm, depends, how far away are you"

Customer - "Im in quinns rock" - (my workshop is in ozzy park)

Me - "No mate, no chance of that unfortunately"

Customer - "Well if you dont, im just going to take my money somewhere else, so whats the story"

Me - "See ya mate, your wasting my time" - Hang up

Seriously, WTF?

Anyone else got some gems that they'd like to share?

hugwase

25-08-2008, 08:58 PM

I hate the old bitch moan bitch moan followed by the line "So what can you do for me?"

joshg123

25-08-2008, 09:04 PM

What line of work?

hugwase

25-08-2008, 09:06 PM

Retail :/

Joe

25-08-2008, 09:17 PM

I manage a shopping centre that has a car park attached....and until I've finalised my contract with a call centre, the intercom at the car park boom goes to my mobile phone, when my building supervisor goes home at 5.30pm.

I get about 10 idiot calls a week, but the one I had a few weeks ago wins the Crackhead of the Year Award. (the crackhead caller is in bold)

"Hello"

"Hi, ummmm, my ticket isn't working"

"Have you paid for it?

"Yes"

"Have you put your ticket in the slot with the flashing green light??"

"YES but it doesn't work!!! Maybe I'm not putting it in correctly?"

"Hang your arm out the window of your car....the slot is about window height, its flashing green. Put your ticket in there and the boom gate will open".

"But I'm not in my car"

"Umm, what?"

"I'm standing at the intercom, I'm not in my car".

"Where is your car?"

"In the car park"

"Well why aren't you in your car?"

"Well how am I supposed to speak to you if I'm in my car?"

"Well how do you expect the boom gate to open if you're not in your car"

*silence*

"Get in your car, drive to the boom gate, put your ticket in and it will work."

"But if I drive up to the boom gate, I can't reach the ticket slot??" (the boom gate is a couple of metres in front of the ticket exit machine)

"You can work it out, I'm sure. Bye!"

After I hung up in absolute disbelief, I got another call from the intercom (about 10 seconds later). I didn't bother answering it.

[FFOUR]

25-08-2008, 09:39 PM

Had a guy ring up on Friday asking me to quote on a carton of EB.

We deal with mainly surface mount electronic components....

INSINR8R

25-08-2008, 09:41 PM

although I work for one courier company, they sub me out to others if they need extra couriers.

I've done a shitload of work for toll. When I do a run for them, they call me constantly to check the eta on certain parcels etc.

But I haven't worked for them in about a month, this morning one of the admin girls calls me up and askd if I had a package going to O'Connor. I told her that I wasn't working for them today and she apologised for calling.

About an hour later, she calls back and asks if I still had the package. I reminded her I wasn't working for them and she apologised again.

About an hour after that, a different admin staffer rings me saying that the customer is pissed off that the package isn't there. I told her exactly what I told the other girl and she just hung up.

That was the end of that. It's not the first time its happened either. I think they dig me :P

mr_mike

25-08-2008, 09:46 PM

i had some dramas with foxtel, a dodgy dish install led to a leak in my ceiling after hours of bein on hold over a few days i finally got thru to foxtel and got the leak fixed.
Over the next 2 days i recieved about 7 calls from foxtel all diffrent ppl askin if the problem had been resolved and was i happy with the outcome

Brockas

25-08-2008, 10:04 PM

25-08-2008, 10:07 PM

lol

SSICK

25-08-2008, 10:13 PM

I have a short fuse when it comes to some customers at the pizza joint...

Had one a few weeks ago that went something like this (she sounded stoned):

Me - Hello happy days pizza can I help you?

Customer - Hi

umm hi

is this happy days pizza?

thats what I said

I want a pizza

no shit

what have you got?

pizzas

yeh but what types?

what do you like?

ones with meat

meatlovers?

no

then what?

has to have some vegetables on it as well

supreme?

no i hate pineapple

supreme minus pineapple?

whats on that?

everything, except pineapple....?

ok i'll be there in 5 to pick it up

it'll take 10 to cook

what? can you cook it faster?

i can ask the oven but it's pretty stubborn

what?

never mind

so will it be ready in 5?

At this stage I just hung up.

do u own the shop or mates with the owner? id get shot if i talked like that to a client.

interior designers and builders on the other hand........

Miggy

25-08-2008, 10:14 PM

bhahahahahahahaha this is a crack up, keep them coming.

mc68

25-08-2008, 10:26 PM

i find the influx of loopers calling up increases after lunch on fridays...

joshg123

25-08-2008, 10:31 PM

Winna Brockas, Winna

MissS15

25-08-2008, 11:05 PM

im a manager for a call center which organizes staff for hospitals and aged care facilities..

nurse - hi i would like a shift next week
me - ok what day? and do you want a morning, afternoon or nightduty
nurse - oh im not sure
me - ok well we have work available for everyday
nurse - let me check my diary
me - ok no problems *waits*
nurse - oh im not available to work next week. i'll call back when i can work
me - ok you do that then..

next gold one

me - your shift is at (blah blah hospital)
nurse - ok how do i get there
me - ok got a pen, i can give you directions from your house to the hospital
(shift was 2 streets away, i give directions)
nurse - oh thats too far, got anything closer

and these people look after you when your sick.

Brute

26-08-2008, 06:13 AM

interior designers and builders on the other hand........

I'll finish that sentence... are khunts

INSINR8R

26-08-2008, 08:00 AM

no, interior designers are gay

coFF33

26-08-2008, 08:19 AM

funny shit , was talkin about this topic thismorning with workmates ,

i used to work for a respectable ISP about a year ago,

Received probably fifty million calls that were completely fucking retarded . but this one takes the cake.

Gent ~50years old calls up , angry as fuk...

Welcome to ****net support this is John...

MATE I JUST GOT THIS BROADBAND THING INSTALLED AND IT DOESNT FUCKING WORK AND I PAY YOU $$$$ FOR THIS SERVICE AND YOU CANT PROVIDE MY EMAILS !

ok sir whats your username

WHY DOES THAT FUCKING MATTER MATE, JUST CLICK YOUR MOUSE AND MAKE THE BLOODY EMAILS WORK NOW

whats your username sir

*************

*at this point Adsl service looks fine* *advised client*

MATE IF MY BLOODY BROADBAND IS WORKING THEN WHY DOES MY GARAGE DOOR NO LONGER WORK THEN ?

umm, excuse me sir ??

YOU HEARD ME , YOU INSTALLED MY BROADBAND AND NOW MY GARAGE DOOR IS NO LONGER OPENING AND CLOSING

well sir i dont think.....

YEAH, YOU WOULDNT ACCEPT THAT ITS YOUR FAULT WOULD YOU ?
YOUR JUST A PLEB FOR YOUR COMPANY THAT WONT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR BREAKING A PERFECTLY GOOD ROLLER DOOR ON MY HOUSE WITH YOUR CRAP !

sir the broadband runs through your phonelines and is in no way connected to your roller door, maybe you should call the roller door company if that is the real issue as your broadband looks fine...

YOU FUCKING BASTARDS INSTALLED BROADBAND AND BROKE MY ROLLER DOOR IN THE PROCESS, ADMIT YOUR AT FAULT OR I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER NOW !

*HANGS UP*

LOL

100% ture and i was seriously without words for like 10 mins , what a fucking moron

dmwill

26-08-2008, 08:53 AM

Had a guy ring up on Friday asking me to quote on a carton of EB.

We deal with mainly surface mount electronic components....

Our home number is only a digit or two difference to a nearby bottleshop. Get maybe one call a month asking for the price of such and such.

I just come up with a price form the top of my head.

Usual response I get is along the lines of "Wow, that's cheap, Ill be there shortly"

confuzion

26-08-2008, 08:58 AM

rofl what teh fuck.. thats so classic ahahah
I used to work for bunnings IT call centre.. fark some of the calls...
the liquid that came out of my wrists was the same colour as my shirt

Riggs

26-08-2008, 09:00 AM

At the time of this call I had a shop full of customers and a couple of contractors waiting to pick up their jobs.

I get petty calls like this all the time which is no big deal I politley help them and no problem, this one takes the cake though.

Good morning ******* Daniel speaking.

Hi do you have any vinyl flooring?

Yes we do.

Great, um I want to line my kitchen cuboards with it, will it do the job?

Yes, you may have to contact it to the shelves to stop it moving but many people have done it succesfully.

Oh ok then where can I get that if I need it?

Bunnings or any other hardware store, just ask for contact or contact cement.

Ok so now I dont know how much vinyl I will need, do you have small off cuts?

Yes we have a few oddment peices in a stack you are welcome to drop in and have a look at them

Ok I'll do that, I want a sort of light cream tile look...

I'm not 100% sure whats there as its just a pile we stack all the small bits on to but there should be something suitable, they each have a prices and sizes on them just pick the one you like.

Oh you mean I have to pay for it? But its not a big area!

Yes you have to pay, there is a bin out the back with old stuff in it you can have that for nothing but its old and crappy.
(I started getting anoyed right about now)

(Huff) I will have a look in there then. Do you do free measures and quotes?

Yes

Can you send someone out to measure up my shelves so that I can come and find a peice that will fit?

I hung up.

Also ALWAYS get people asking me this one:

Do you guys do free laying?

No such thing

The guy down the road is selling his floors with free laying

Really, wow. My marked prices are a fair bit cheaper though arent they?

Yeah but I still have to pay for the laying on top of that... (It still wont click in their head)

Ok then buy all your floors from me then go and see if he will lay it for free for you...

ben351

26-08-2008, 09:02 AM

i work in recruitment ... i get BULK idiots calling up ...

last week some chick told me how she gets bashed and raped and tried to kill her self but it didnt work so she wants a kob now ... im like yeahhhh might wanna try LifeLine hey

Lump

26-08-2008, 09:15 AM

rofl, RIggs ftw

Adr3naL1N

26-08-2008, 09:39 AM

rofl some pearlers here, i work in truck and bus spares we have a national hotline that puts you through to the nearest branch, and its very similar to centrelinks phone number, we average about 10 centrelink calls a week. Now instead of a ringing tone we have our company ads playing and even when we answer the phone we say our business name...yet people still hang on the line and start going on about their life story and why they need centrelinks help had some classics:

i answer phone introduce myself. girl that sounds about 14 screams down the phone "help me im pregnant what do i do!!" felt like saying, well do you have a coat hanger handy? lol.

another good one was, had a realy tight arse guy ring up wanting a flasher relay for his truck. part was about 28 bucks. he had tested the wires running to/from the unit and there was power, and insepcted the light itself, pretty much indicating the relay was dead, went like:

"im just round the corner can i come in and just put it in to test it? and if it doesnt fix the problem return it?"

"umm you cant just test electrical parts and just return them, other parts are fine for that, that u can just match up but
not electrical parts, how do we know that theres another fault in your eletrical system and it fried our relay? we cant put it back on the shelf then
can we"

"well how am i meant to know the relays the problem then"

"well youve done all the proper tests and its indicated thats the likely problem"

"yeah but it mite be something else and then if it is i dont need the relay"

im starting to get annoyed now

"sir its a $28 part its not like its expensive, most likely its gonna be the relay, if its not well its $28 its not gonna break the bank, you just can keep it as a spare or replace it with the new one"

"thats bullshit i should be able to test it and return it!!"

"well no sir you cant on electrical parts"

"Oh well fine then ill go somewhere else and see if i can find a 2nd hand one or something coz im not paying for it if i dont need it"

"your going to drive round to find a 2nd hand relay, when a new one is just $28, you wont find a 2nd hand one anyway, and ull spend alot driving around wasting your diesel"

"im sure i ll find one, you guys are pathetic if you wont let me test fit your relay you have there"

"ok sir good luck, have a nice day" i hang up shaking my head, had him on speaker half way through the call msot of the office laughign their heads off.

Volatile Rob

26-08-2008, 10:11 AM

I work in a car audio store in morley... I wouldn't know where to start, so I'll just wait for a few today then post them up :)

Rob

Volatile Rob

26-08-2008, 10:14 AM

LOL... less than a minute after posting....

Customer: Hi, have you got an adaptor to connect my mobile phone to my car radio antenna???

Me: you mean your phone to a mobile phone antenna?

Customer: No, my radio antenna...

Me: Ummmm... no (while I start typing this)

Rob

Kye

26-08-2008, 10:32 AM

I have a short fuse when it comes to some customers at the pizza joint...

Had one a few weeks ago that went something like this (she sounded stoned):

Me - Hello happy days pizza can I help you?

Customer - Hi

umm hi

is this happy days pizza?

thats what I said

I want a pizza

no shit

what have you got?

pizzas

yeh but what types?

what do you like?

ones with meat

meatlovers?

no

then what?

has to have some vegetables on it as well

supreme?

no i hate pineapple

supreme minus pineapple?

whats on that?

everything, except pineapple....?

ok i'll be there in 5 to pick it up

it'll take 10 to cook

what? can you cook it faster?

i can ask the oven but it's pretty stubborn

what?

never mind

so will it be ready in 5?

At this stage I just hung up.

LOL happy days has some great ones.

Happy Days Pizza this is Kye

oh hi i'd like to order xxx xxx

No worries, Pick up or delivery?

ahhh delivery.... no we'll pick it up..... actually no delivery

*sigh* ok, so what's the address there?

I have no idea

Well its going to be pretty hard for us to deliver it then..

*massive pause* i guess we will pick it up

They never did turn up and we got to eat their pizza. :lol:

matty12

26-08-2008, 10:46 AM

I had a guy come in last friday hassling me about a slightly corroded radiator pressure cap,which i gave him anyways.See he had spoken to the guys at RAC,they told him that if it was corroded there it will start somewhere else.I pollitly told him that wasnt the case,that rad is made of brass it wont really corroded.

The RAC guy told him it was a cheap no name cap and he had never heard of it.I told the customer it was a nippondenso cap,here, there the trade mark,that they also are one of the best and most well known brands in the industry.He carried on for about ten minutes as to why etc etc etc.

But the RAC guy said...........This was a very busy friday arvo when im always shitty coz i like to knock of early for beers with the boys.I ended up giving him a even shittyer cap and set him on his way.

Mistikal

26-08-2008, 10:59 AM

I've had a few pearlers...

Me: ***************** , Andrew speaking.
Cus: Oh yeh, umm, one of my windows are smashed, can ya come fix it?
Me: What's your addresss?
Cus: Haven' ya got it up on yer computer thingo there when I call man?
Me: Unfortunately our system doesn't work like that... so what's your address...?
Cus: Oh I dunno aye, I'm at a phone box so I cun aks's no-one aye...
Me: Ok... what area?
Cus: Umm... hold on...

*can hear yelling in the background* OI WOTS OUR ADDRESS DERE

Cus: I jus been told its ************************.
Me: Ok, I'll double-check that, whats your name, I'll see if your on the account.
Cus: Oh no need for that, I not on there aye, it's me auntys place
Me: Ok, what's her name?
Cus: *************
Me: Ok, yep that matches.
Cus: Well of course it farken matches, it's 'er house dere!
Me: Ok, so what window is broken?
Cus: Front one.
Me: What room?
Cus: Dunno... when can ya come fix it?
Me: I need to know what room...
Cus: I think it's the lounge... so when ya coming?
Me: Metal frame window?
Cus: Oh I don't farkin' know! Just come fix the farkin' thing oh'ready dere!
Me: Contractor will be out within 48 hours, if you aren't there, it won't get fixed.
Cus: But I gotta go up to ********** later on, so no-one is gon' be dere for few days...
Me: You need to organise for someone to be there or it won't get done
Cus: But...

and I hung up.

andy

mys1

26-08-2008, 11:05 AM

hahaha I get some classics

"****** Mitsubishi Your speaking with Tyson How can I help"

Im looking for a mitusbishi express van Demo

Ahh, A demo Express, NO Dont have any express van Demos at the moment, But great news, Ive seen the Bonus structures on these for the month and I can do a brand new one with 0 k's for the same price as a demo.

Nah mate, I want a demo.

So your looking for a car wich has been driven by someone else in any way or form and are willing to pay the same price as a new one?

MATE I JUST WANT A DEMO, stop wasting my time

You have a nice day

*Hangs up*

Evilteddy

26-08-2008, 12:01 PM

I had one when i was working at the same ISP as Coffee a few years back..

Me 'Welcome to ****net support this is Glen.'

Her 'Hi, i have 'no modem found' error when i try to dial into internet.'

Me 'Do you have an internal or external modem?'

Her 'Ahh whats ahhhhh modem?'

Me 'It's usually where you plug your phone line into, either into an external piece of hardware near the computer, or into the back of the computer.'

Her 'Oh that is modem... that at home in China!'

insane

26-08-2008, 12:08 PM

I have this one every single day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: Hey whats up?

Ben351: hey you wanna have sex with me?

me: dude stop asking, no!

***HANGUP***

me: Hey whats up?

Jason: dude you wanna have sex with me and Ben351?

me: Dude im not gay!!@!

***Hang up***

me: Hey whats up?????

Brockas: hey you wanna have sex? Me and Jason and Ben351 are having a gay orgi at Kings Park.

me: NO BROCKAS AND YOU STILL HAVENT PAID MY MUM FOR LAST WEEK!

***HANGUP*****

coFF33

26-08-2008, 12:29 PM

^^ haahahah

antilag's always about gay sex orgys ... and hoons

or people hooning whilst having gay sex orgys

Slip_

26-08-2008, 01:09 PM

LOL @ some of these...

i dont know where to start, i work in claims for a international brokering company, you could imagine.

GA70TT

26-08-2008, 08:08 PM

iam glad i dont deal with clients....but i have did hear a hilarious thing when the receptionist buzzed me on my phone

" Rob....Ive got a Mona from the city of Cockburn on the phone ?"

:p

JazRad

26-08-2008, 09:51 PM

I did a prank call once to a

"A. Wanker"

he wasnt very happy. I asked him if this was A. Wanker? and asked if his family was full of wankers never heard someone get so revvd in my life he kept telling me his name was wonker not wanker though the phonebook clearly specified wanker

Tocchi

26-08-2008, 10:20 PM

i get the usual ones

me: "hello xxxx Marine"

caller: "hi, im looking to get my boats hull cleaned"

me: "im sorry but xxxx Marine are an underwater robotics company, we dont deal with that stuff"

caller: "if it helps its dry docked at the moment"

me: "im sorry but we are not that kind of marine business, i suggest you try the whitepages, you will be able to find a business that can help you out"

caller: "so you cant help?"

me: "sorry i ..."

*caller hangs up before i can finish*

hope the pingpingpingping falls off his boat and drowns lol

Shauno

26-08-2008, 10:46 PM

Always cop the

xxxxx Shaun speaking

Caller : Hi im lookin for an oil filter for my toyota

Me : Ok mate what type of toyota

Caller : Ah its one of them diesel ones....you know

Me : Do you have a model at all or engine number?

Caller : They should all be the same!

Me : Is it a hilux or....

Caller : Fuck it mate ill go to supercheap at least they know what they are doing.

**************

Shits me to tears

joshg123

26-08-2008, 11:09 PM

I had a couple today

Hi XXXXXXXXX Josh Speaking

(Voice of an old pack a day smoking woman)

I wanna get ma car re-gassed dere

Sure, What are you after. LPG or do you want me to regas your aircon? I can do both.

Ah i dont fucking know

(Extended pause)

I want the one with the rebate derr, yeh the rebate

Ok no dramas, what kind of machine are we talking

I dont know

Well i cant tell you how much its going to cost you if i dont know what car it is

its a 4cyl toyota

Great, corrolla, camry, corona?

Yeh corrolla sounds about right hey

Mate i will need to see a car like that to give an accurate quote

Nar fuck this ill call you back

And this one will be up Matty12's alley

Did a top tank and rod out on a dudes camry, comes back in today BLASTING abuse off the top of his head. RAC told him we hadnt done anything to the radiator because it wasnt painted.

He opened his bonnett, and pointed at the air con condenser and continued yelling abuse. I walked away.

RAC big fail

esky

27-08-2008, 12:12 AM

i made the call but it still didn't go well

i'd been trying to get hold of a guy to fix some defects.

id been calling all week and getting the same response from the reception
"he's unavailable would you like to leave a message" last call was on a friday arvo.

me "can i speak to xxx xxx please"
girl "i'm sorry he's' unavavailable would you like to leave a message"
me "well i've been doing that for a couple of days and he ain't ringing me back, so when is he going to be available."
girl "i don't think he will be available"
me "why not?
girl "he's unavailable"
me "well who else can i talk to cos this is getting silly"
girl "you'll have to take it up with xxx xxxx because he deals with your account"
me "well if he's unavailable and he wont return my calls how am i supposed to do that?"
girl "all i can do is leave a message"
me "fuck this, i'm coming down to your office to see him now, available or not this shit is getting sorted out"
girl "you wont be able to do that"
me " yeah, why not"
girl "he passed away on monday....................."

longest phone silence ever, a good minute, i was totally lost for words

Me "right......................that pretty unavailable................hmm just curious, how am i supposed to take it up with him if he's dead.........."

Girl hangs up.

titmeat

27-08-2008, 12:42 AM

lol pefect time for the awkward horn

vrocious

27-08-2008, 01:39 AM

bahaha thats classic
I had one when i got called b a fucking indian telemarketer and when i said i dont want their shit he had the nerve to ask me if any of my family or friends would be interested so i told him I had no friends and all my family was dead. that shut him up

27-08-2008, 08:10 AM

esky, Id almost be willing to lay some of the blame on her for that.

Why didnt she simply tell you he had passed away to begin with, rather then causing a argument?

adrenalin

27-08-2008, 08:24 AM

happened to a girl at work. Was funny at fuck.

Pretty much asked her random questions to keep her talking then he started like moaning and breathing heavily over the phone. Dude was whacking off and trying to keep her talking. She hung up but he had her going for like 2 - 3 mins before she hung up.

Apparently kept saying can you help me haha

Mistikal

27-08-2008, 08:44 AM

miss_petepie

27-08-2008, 09:22 AM

i could write a novel on some of the calls I get during a day... will take note tomorrow and see what we can come up with...

esky

27-08-2008, 02:07 PM

esky, Id almost be willing to lay some of the blame on her for that.

Why didnt she simply tell you he had passed away to begin with, rather then causing a argument?

Denial maybe. Might have been easier for her to keep telling people he's unavailable then he's dead. maybe they were boning.

If i'd been polite and left another message maybe she'd still be pretending he was alive.

ben351

27-08-2008, 02:49 PM

Booger has the best story about Jesus bars on a Kingswood .... Ninja get him to post it up

Miami

27-08-2008, 03:48 PM

Not so much a phone call, but...

working as the coffee maker at the Dome inside Garden City. Sunday Super Sale, 2 weeks before Christmas, entire shopping centre is packed, we're doing take-away coffees only, and the wait is about 15mins, which my manager at the till is telling ppl upfront before they order. Worked out I averaged over 100 coffees per hour thru the whole day. So yes, we were kinda busy.

Customer approaches coffee machine from the side:
Me: Hello, sir, the till is around the other side if you need to place your order
Him: this isnt good enough, etc etc....
Me: I'm sorry if you've been waiting sir, but if you tell me your number, I'll let you know how much longer til i get to your order.
Him: this is ridiculous, I cant find todays paper to read while I'm waiting, its an absolute joke.

At which point, my manager looks across from the till, and says with a straight face - "well, I'm sorry for that sir, but we ARE a coffee shop, not a newsagent. Your comment has been noted, and your coffee will be ready shortly".

Macca

27-08-2008, 04:53 PM

lol at dickhead customers. We have just got our power back after 1 hour. But during the blackout even with signs you still get morons.

Me: Sorry mate cant pump any fuel because of no power
Idiot: I only want $20 worth
Me: Yeah, but i still cant sell you any
Idiot: What if i give you correct money?
Me: would you like me to hand pump the fuel for you?
Idiot: I didnt know you could do that.
Me: No we cant but seeing as you keep asking i thought i would offer it.
Idiot: so when are you going to have power?
Me: dont know i will just ring god and find out for you.

Idiot then proceeds to yell abuse, drove off at a great rate of knots then gets pulled over by cops just outside the shop