Dumb & Dumber Highlights

[Ja50n]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvsz4yXiBJY
My favorite movie ever. I piss myself literally at this movie. Anyone else's favorite?

[Ja50n]

My parakeet Pete, he's dead
Oh, oh man I'm sorry Harry, what happened?
His head fell off!
His head fell off?
Yeah he was pretty old
That's it, I've had it with this place, we got no food, we got no jobs, our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

Where did you get 25 extra bucks?
I sold some stuff to Billy in 4C
The blind kid?
Yeahhh haha...
A few baseball cards, a sack of marbles...Pedie
Pedie? You sold my dead bird to blind kid? Lloyd, Pedie didn't have a head!
Harry, I took care of it!

Ski's huh
That's right
Great. They yours?
Ahuh!
Both of em?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[evil1]

i fuckin love it ay.
AUSTRIA! oh he he well gday mate lets put another shhhrimp on the barbieee

[Ja50n]

Hahahahaha

She strapped me up with this bulletproof vest and gave me a gun!
But what happens if he shot you in the face?

hahahahaha

[MaTMaN]

"Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me! "

[evil1]

mock YEAH ing YEAH bird YEAH yeah YEAH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc287hdGDQc

[ben351]

i heart this movie ...

" you think the rocky mountains would be a little rockier "

" yeah that john denvers full of shit man "




" I GOT WORMS "

[Ja50n]

Hahahahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g1KcOw7zas

"Hey guys, aww big gulps huh? oh right! well..cya later!"
hahahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siQEIDNebRk

"Extra gloves? You've had this pair of extra gloves this whole time?"
"Yeahhhh, we're in the Rockys!"

"Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life. Mary and I went skiing. We built a snowman, she touched my leg..."

"Mary, I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy"

"I'd say more like one out of million!"
"......So your telling me there's a chance! YESSSSSSSSSS"

"YOU ARE IN LUCK! There's a town about 3 miles that way, I'm sure you'll find a couple of guys there"
"Do you realised what you've done!!"
"You'll have to excuse my friend, he's a little slow...The town is back that way!"

Bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha

[kneedtotinkle]

hired it today, wife and i are expecting a laugh off...

[TJ]

Ive never seen it :(

[ED40]

Best comedy movie of all time IMO. I don't think you can have highlights though, because the whole movie is a constant laugh!

[Ja50n]

hired it today, wife and i are expecting a laugh off...

How u go man? Did u laugh hahaha

[Ja50n]

Hahahahaha

"This is a $500 a plate dinner"
"Oh $500, put us down for uh, put us down for 4"
..."Yeah just in case we want seconds" *sprays breath spray in waiters eyes*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLvXh0VS1-Q - 1m 12 secs. Hahahahahaha

[Ja50n]

i fuckin love it ay.
AUSTRIA! oh he he well gday mate lets put another shhhrimp on the barbieee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqifx0wwHL8

HAHAHA

Lets not!

[Ja50n]

"Cause your a regular guy Harry...Half a teaspoon, for fast effective releif"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7GoswzefcY

bwhahahaha