Jury Duty

[Morgs]

I've got to do 4 weeks of this bloody thing, has anyone done it? Whats it like?

.. and how the hell do you get out of it :)

[Shaolin242]

The trick is to say you're prejudice against ALL races..

im not sure if you can get out of it tho...maybe medical excuse? or impt exam/business meeting etc..but i think u may have to do it man..which sucks...or maybe travel excuse?

[mek]

they get a whole bunch of people and then they pick the jury to who will be the most impartial and balanced...just go dressed like a scruff and you wont get picked...problem solved

[Liana-]

my dad got out of it by saying that mum was away and he had 2 kids to look after :) was the truth and it worked

[dattoman]

4 weeks ?
Normally they call you in for the week......if you get on a case it goes longer.....no case....go home

Dress poorly......have an attitude....and make shit up

[wagonshaw]

turn up looking like a scruff and soke some beer in it so that it is noticably smells on ya.

[magic1]

just do it. and watch 'Runaway Jury' for inspiration

[TJ]

I've got to do 4 weeks of this bloody thing, has anyone done it? Whats it like?

.. and how the hell do you get out of it :)


walk in and scream

I DID IT FOR ALLLLLLLLLLAH!!


*note - im not racist

[BU5TER]

walk up to your boss and king hit him then kick the shit out of him and he'll charge you with assualt then your no good for dury duty because you've got a record :D

[McLOVIN]

I already talked to you about this.

One other method someone told me about recently is if they happen to ask you specifically if you have any problem with any aspect of the case, you say something like "Not unless it's a bloody abo. They're all criminals."

This shows that you do have a prejudice, and it doesn't look like you're just saying it to get out of jury duty like saying you're prejudice aganist all races would.

[Syncope]

Or just do it?

[McLOVIN]

I did jury duty about a month ago. It's not fun. It's a pain in the ass. Plain and simple. Get out of it if you can.

[mk1sr20]

i got out of jury duty a few months ago i just got my work to say that they were to busy to let me go and that seemed to work 2 days later i got a letter say'n i was exussed. SWEET

[tmz_99]

go in, tell them you have a short attention span and bad memory, stare into space, then tell them again, repeat until excused.

[razor]

Go there in shorts and thongs. And a singlet. And carry a can of VB.

[BOOST ADDICT]

go in wearing a white power t shirt.... garenteed to get u out of it.....

[fane]

you could do anything that wasnt normal and they would excuse you... :D

walk in backwards singing, "im the backwards man, im the backwards man, i can backwards as fast as you can" or somesh!t like that and you will be all sweet :D

[Ratus]

LMAO - hrmm, im 18 soon so im surre ill get called to do this bullshit hahaha. good suggestions!