What is the funniest fight or brawl you have been in?

[bossplaya]

From your childhood yearsl to now, what is the funniest fight or brawl you have been in? If you do not have a funny one, post your most violet or angriest brawl.

[suburban]

this could be a funny thread :D

[TJ]

/me reserves a server for gav's stories........

[LNYMRKO]

Hahah, I could write an essay.

Funniest would have to be me and two mates in Fremantle one night, a mate was having a go at this chick, and her boyfriend and his mates came over to start shit. This is when my other mate got out of the car (he's quite tall and built) and they basically didn't know what to say or do then. They kind of argued a bit, then they went to walk off. My mate opened his mouth again, and the smallest one out of their group stood up to my mate and started swinging. My mate started laughing and dodging, and didn't want to hit him. He looked like he was about 13 years old and weighed about 40kg. My mate kept laughing, dodging and mocking this guy until he finally copped a beauty to the eye. This made him angry and he retaliated with his knee. The little guy went down and didn't get up too quickly, hahaha.

Too many violent/angry brawls to describe.

[confuzion]

hahaha

mmm in year 12 near the end there was this 'mate' who everyone used to pay out on and one day in English he was behind me and we cracked a joke about his mum and everyone went 'ooooooo' to piss him off.. He pushed my chair and i fell off and my file hit my nose and it bled so i hit him then grabbed him and rammed him into the window 3 times but it didnt crack which was wierd so we kept going (the teacher just stood there yelling 'alem stoooop' and then dumb pingpingpingpings eventually stopped us and we got suspended.. At the end of year video tape thing the teacher was interviewed and described the event and reenacted her 'aleeeem stoooop'..
memories.... I miss school it was hell funny

[Ratus]

i saw sum asians having a brawl at my high skool, one ripped a metal bin off a wall and slammed it over the other guys back. hrmmmm. fukn private skool tho, fight didnt last long.

i miss high skool too

:werd:

[TJ]

some of the shit fights on here lately have been quite funny.

[WRCjosh]

we were in northbridge one night, and they had a spa outside the Deen, right out the front, it was on the back of a flatbed truck. So my mate (who is a 6ft2 wranga) decides it'll be cool to strip down to his boxers, climb on the truck and do a bombie in the back of the spa (its closing time, ppl and police EVERYWHERE). That was fine, he got out, and we start walking down the road, some idiot decides to call him a wranga. Bad move.

Me, wranga, and two other mates run up to these two guys and his G.F, and proceed to start shit. One of my mates starts screeching like a monkey, pulled off his belt and started whipping one of the guys with it, my other mates bouncing around like a boxer, we are utterly taking the piss...

Next minute the guy pushes my wranga mate, bad move number two, because wranga flat out HEADBUTTS him. Blood starts comin out of his nose and they turn around and walk (quickly) away!

funny funny times

[wagonshaw]

coming from a fairly gang fighting school in Embleton. there were these 2 chics well i wouldnt go as far as to call them chics but anyway they were arguing about something some sort of shit and one of them decided to put her fist through a pane of glass all these big bits of glass just fell to the floor so she picked one of the large serated peices of glass and proceeded to chase this other chic across the whole school with the huge chunk of glass in her hand ready to use it as a knife or somtheing.

pretty funny shit and all other school fights would be classics in anyones memory.

had a footy fight not sure if you guys would remember happened about 5 or so years ago little leage footy under 14's i think it was between norranda and bayswater footy clubs, it made the news headlines all over australia where the whole place just lit up in an all in brawl players, coaches and parents just lashing out with fists flying and shit

[MissG]

This was one of those 'be there moments' but i'm going to tell it anyway.

It was in year 10 and on the school bus.
There was this kid called Trevor,one of those geeky gank kids who no one likes (his name didnt help either).
Everyday on the bus home he always copped shit.
Untill one day this other kid called him 'sticky fingers'
He went NUTS and start smashing this guy up against the bus window, seats....other people.
It was this whole unexpected revenge of the nerds type thing, thats what made it funny.

ahhhhhhhh the school bus.

[B0BB0]

One of my mates starts screeching like a monkey, pulled off his belt and started whipping one of the guys with it

i know someone else whos taken off there belt on the side of the freeway (i think) and whipped someone. This person should come foward and tell the story, i still laugh my ass off when i think back on it.

[Ratus]

This was one of those 'be there moments' but i'm going to tell it anyway.

It was in year 10 and on the school bus.
There was this kid called Trevor,one of those geeky gank kids who no one likes (his name didnt help either).
Everyday on the bus home he always copped shit.
Untill one day this other kid called him 'sticky fingers'
He went NUTS and start smashing this guy up against the bus window, seats....other people.
It was this whole unexpected revenge of the nerds type thing, thats what made it funny.

ahhhhhhhh the school bus.

gotta admit it IS fukn hilarious watching geeky kids suddenly lash out - can B scary when ur the one they lash out on and ur onli 5'6.......... :boink:

[wagonshaw]

i have to admit i was one of those kids that used to get picked only for the fact my mum is a gypsie and i went to 5 different highschools so never being able to settle with a group of friends which on a teenager can have quite a bad effect but i have to say when you you give the schools main bully a huge uppercut and he falls down a set of 20 stairs and doesnt get back up can make any geek, nerd or loner feel like a million bucks.

[Liana-]

haha years 9-10 bitchiest times for chicks! i remeber at school in one of these years. not really liking this other girl, and friends of mine had sisters in yr 11 (hardkore!) an we were kinda taunting her.. and just following her n stuff pretty much trekked it over the whole school, then got to one area of the school, stopped..turned around, and practically half the school had massed behind us! nothing happened but the whole outlook of so many people behind us was a good laugh!

[Ratus]

yeh but as soon as teachers see the following its a case of "move along children nuthin to see herre"

[G0DF4Th3R]

yeah and this one time we got into a huge gang fight at school and all my mates got expelled but i didnt coz my dad built them a new staff room...

lol joking

/me runs and hides

[evil_weevil]

hmm....
just over a year ago, me and 3 mates were on a contiki tour, in a night club/pub in florance, italy!
well, contiki - u get very drunk!
and anyway - we were a pretty friendly bunch, and one of the guys on my tour was chatting this chick up - anyway her b/f came over, everything was cool. but the b/f's mate pushed one of our guys and next thing it was on!!!
about 40 people who were drunk as skunks, were just throwing air punches and shit, anywya, i tackled one guy, and next thing this guy just falls on me, i fall on a table, smash all the glasses with my back, then fall onto the big long chair, then onto the ground on more glass. my best mate tackled the bloke who i tackled and thats why i fell on all the glass! anway, all the italian locals were sitting back laughing at us. about 30mins after the big brawl had broken up - everyone was having beers with everyone laughing about how we all tried to punch!
:D
very funny!
guess u had to be there!

[mc68]

lol where to start :lol: umm.... going way back to year 5, i used to hang shit on a really geeky year 7 (you know your not cool when kids younger than you pay you out) so anyway, he kicked basketball into the back of my head, which i probably deserved....so anyway, while he laughed i came running up to him...and he bloody ran away! (i wasnt the biggest kid in those days) so i gave chase, when i cornered round the back of the "demountable" (ahh public school rocked)....he immediately jumped on me...i dont know why, i didnt hurt..but by this time what looked like half the school was watching...anyway my older brother came up and picked him by the shirt and rammed his head into the wall...so i pegged the basketball into the geeks face like the little shit i was....

wasnt really a brawl, but for a year 5 i thought i was sick....damn i was 'ardcore back then :flipa:

[bodybodyrock]

some guy in maccas one nite started the biggest fite with me coz he didnt like that way i ate my chips?? go figure!!

anyway he was just a drunk smartass looking for a fight, altho in the end he was all talk n needed his mates to "hold him back" hahah wat a joke he was

[Blazin]

I used to work at macers and one night there was a massive fight, wouldve been about 25 odd ppl and they all ended up out the back were we cook the food and some guy grabbed a stainless steel tray that we cook shit on a cracked this other guy over the head with it, split his head right open, blood pissin everywhere, we had to close early and like 3 ambulances had to come and take some ppl away, Good times!!! :)

[Lozzle]

I don't have any of my own catfight stories, but I have some golden ones from the Pre-Primary class I work in.
During term 3 just gone, the boys in our group invented a game where you had to bash up another boy, selected by the Leader. If you didn't fight the kid the Leader chose you had to fight the Leader, and then someone else.. Another variation was more of a Mortal Kombat style ladder and you worked your way up to the end Boss (Leader) It got confusing and there was many a tear...!
And you were in BIG trouble if you don't have a Go-Gurt for lunch.. Insta-Outkast.
Kids can be cruel!!

[OmEg_A7]

I remember one from not long ago.
I was at a party at greenmount hall, it got broken up early so everyone trashed the joint, somone let off a fire extinguisher, cool smoke machine lol.
Anyway while everyone was outside being drunk, me g/f threw a shoe at a passing car, (the car wasnt going fast cos everyone was on the road).
But the chick in the passanger seat got out, my g/f and all her mates fled, and me left standing there alone, the chick went up to this other chick and lost it swearing and yelling at her, when she was finally done she walked past me n i hissed at her, so she went off at me aswell, so i yelled abuse back.
This one dude in a group of 3 started having a go at me, basically a lot of words, i was still on my own.
He left along with his mates, but as he left some random dude ran up to me, was going to hit me, but a cop car watchin the whole event sped up the copper opened the door decked this dude and man handled him told him to piss off.

[MissG]

sounds like the usual hills party.........minus the paddok

[Liana-]

I remember one from not long ago.
I was at a party at greenmount hall, it got broken up early so everyone trashed the joint.


was that cheryls 18th? broken up by about 10ish? :lol:

[B0BB0]

funniest fight i have seen was tonight, between ben and some drop tank. haha. was only verbal. but i was in tears crying

http://www.antilag.com/personal/b0bb0/ben1.JPG

how could u hate this person ? lol

sorry ben couldnt help myself :flipa:

[Lozzle]

haHAHA nice pic

[puls8er]

The funniest fight I've seen is the fight back in High School with this guy. Nobody liked him, so mr x went up to him and started insulting him. The next thing you see, he starts chasing mr x and using his Lynx can as a Pepper Spray.. mr x got angry, grabbed him and threw him over his shoulder and he literally landed and rolled in the dirt and a friend of mr x picked up the Lynx can, threw it at him, hitting him directly in the balls.

It was hilarious, just one of those things where you had to actually be there the way he acted was plain stupidity but still a good ol laugh :wackit:

[OmEg_A7]

Quote:
Originally Posted by OmEg_A7
I remember one from not long ago.
I was at a party at greenmount hall, it got broken up early so everyone trashed the joint.




was that cheryls 18th? broken up by about 10ish?



Lol probablly, with the coppers on the horses?
It was funny watching people get head butted by the horses as they staggered off......

[aak]

Haven't been in all that many fights but was in a pretty big one couple of weeks ago.

All us boys were at my mates celebrating his birthday when me and another mate go outside for a smoke. Anyways there was another party down the street so we were like yea lets go check it out. So we're at the front of this random party talking to some chicks when their boyfriends(i think) come out front and tell their birds to go back in. So there is about 5 of them and 2 of us. We knew exactly what was gonna happen but didnt provoke it. So this one bloke goes "ohhhhh you fuckheads dont wanna fuck around, I know Danny Green" we just fucken PISSSSSSSSS ourselves laughing so this pingpingpingping has a sad and starts swingin on my mate (pretty short but tanky as hell). Mate absolutely drops him then I cracked this other bloke who had a bottle in his hand ready to hit my mate, in the jaw and opened up his lip, then rest just pulled their mates back and tried to stop it, cause they knew what was gonna happen :D. At this point we werent fucken happy coz I had the cockheads blood all over Ralph Lauren Polo. Called the rest of the boys down from my mates place and yeahhh I think those cockheads learnt their lesson :)

[G0DF4Th3R]

who is Danny Green?

[Ratus]

...not sure, i went to skool with a Danny Brown (no really)

[Morgs]

Hes a bad ass Aussie boxer...

The only real fight I've been in was at the train station on our way to go get drunk at the end of yr 12. The boys were already there so it was just me and 1 of my other mates (no beast). These homie wannabes were hanging around and asked us for a ciggie, we didnt have, then asked us for a mobile phone, we said we didnt have. Walked off (6 of them).

Anyhow, of course, my mobile starts ringing then, so I turn it off and put it away. They surround us telling us that they're gonna kick our ass and that they've got knives, and how they know some guy who knows some guy and if they had a phone they'd call him. Go figure.

So we did the safe thing and got into it cracked a few heads didnt get a hand on us while the train arrived. We jumped into the guards carriage and the wannabes jumped into the 1st carriage. Next station the train was locked down and the wannabes were arrested by the cops. Too young to press charges, but funny shit all the same :D

[suburban]

sydney trains have a section for train cops ?

[BOOST ADDICT]

kelmy show this yr went off... kelmy boys against all the abos... was a hurter good smash... shoulda seen this huge guy get laid out by this little fella... awsome... one minute there is just a couple of groups of people standing round an as a another group comes walking up this riot just starts in the middle of sidshow alley... i was in it till the end ... we ended up moving all the way down the road to a roundabout... cops park inbetween us an the abos...... we wre just throwing bottle s an shit ... i reckon all u could hear for like a kilometer away was "white power" followed by "no %$# u %&% black power"... i dont think anyone actuly gave a shit weather u were black or white... think we was all just up for a smash.... gotta l0ove kelmscott an westfield for that shit

[Shaolin242]

who is Danny Green?

if ur not jokin - Danny Green is mustard - honestly his technique and strength are just awesome to watch - hes the one that will make mundine piss - if he hasnt already - hes a scarborough boy trained by Jeff Fenech..and fuck hes scary...like..one of those guys u wouldnt look twice at if you walked past him...but in the ring man he oculd tear almost anyone to shreds...

[Boza]

i dont want to start a debate but we'll know how he'll go against mundine (whether it happens or not) after he fights marcus beyer...

im a green machine fan but in all honesty if youve watched mundines 2 previous fights youd have to agree that mundines skills/speed & power is currently pretty impressive (since return from training with roy jones/jnr) hes not just a mouthpiece like he used to be..

given 6 or so months ago i'd say green would have had a good chance of beating him but now i think it's out of reach for danny...

time will tell...

[doriae86]

will be a good fight regardless.
id personally like to see mundene win, i guess i just like to back the underdog.
And ofcourse its always entertaining to see what he has to say at the end of a bout
haha :)

[TJ]

i know someone else whos taken off there belt on the side of the freeway (i think) and whipped someone. This person should come foward and tell the story, i still laugh my ass off when i think back on it.


rofl rofl rofl rofl

from what i heard it wasnt freeway, it was balcatta

[ilovepenis]

A group of mates and i were out in northbridge one night like a couple of years ago, just finished having dinner in little china town kinda thing. Aboriginals walked past the other way and called them 'ching chongs' big mistake, group of around 20 plus indo guys chasing 6 aboriginals, aboriginals finally stopped. They got face to face, on the way one of my mates grabbed a fork off a restaurants table....... Confronted one of the aboriginals and stabbed him square in the right eye! Guy was screaming and shit was hanging out, looked wrong. Then everyone got busted and banned from northbridge.

[Shaolin242]

mundine is fast - really fast - but i think Green is stronger and has a better boxing mind and better technique...i think Green would take it...

[Boza]

as i said, time will tell if it ever happens...

[Shaolin242]

imagine the shitfight happening b4 the event??? mundine will talk so much shit...i hope green takes him to the cleaners...

[LNYMRKO]

It'll never happen, although Mundine is damn good, IMO I don't think he compares to Danny Green at all, and I think he knows it, hence not coming together with a deal to fight Danny.

[RICEY]

Couldnt call it a fight but it was pretty funny. Some tosser in a riced up Lancer I think it was, tearing around Galleria carpark while we were stopped there on a cruise. Does a big single wheel peel then pulls in. As he drives past I tell him to fuck off but I dont think he heard me. He parks and I walk over to the car and he gets out and I start telling him hes a dickhead and the reason we get hit by cops and Im getting more and more angry and I shove him. Seems I underestimated the shove coz he left the ground and landed a couple of meters away lol. Anyways hes shitting and trying to get back into his car so I stand aside and then slam his door so hard the tint falls off then he bolts. I didnt know at the time but he had left his passengers behind (lol) so he parked over the road at maccas to wait for them but a couple of ppl who can raise their hands if they wanna be known ran over there and the guy had to bolt and leave his passengers behind. Farkin funny but I felt bad afterwards coz he was so scared. Couple of days later he was braggin on IRC that his mates were gonna get us. Im still waiting.....

[suburban]

was in subi friday night, pretty sauced up from work function, fully decked out in cookie monster outfit, mate as indian chief and other mate as serial killer clown (complete with bloodied wooden axe)

anyway, was at atm and his bloke was trying to pick up my mrs and clownboys mrs. told him to calm down and back off a bit, he was yeh yeh then kept on going. i started to loose my cool (me + piss + anger x pisstaking from randoms regarding my outfit = angry me) started to get in his face threatening to knock pingpingpingping to kerb if he kept it up, he was fully sauced aswell, appologising and then startin on girls again (meanwhile, mr axe boy clown is chasing some pingpingpingping past llama bar who had just stole his wig. hahah) really start to loose my shit, stand up to do the hero be all tuff protect girls blah blah and get myself into trouble, then my indian chief mate got me in a headlock and usshers me away from trouble with girls nagging about fighting being bad etc etc, but gratefull id did 'something'.

not a fight, but close. im not really a 'fighter' but ive got a horrid anger should someone give me the shits to a high extent. was ready to draw blood :)

had many randoms taking the piss that night from 'freak show is that way' comments (got him good with, "yeh, just been at your mums house fuckwit" (go the mum insults :D ) to gettin harrassed my some chicks to try the cookie monster mask on.

i s'ppose i should have known, walkin into an area full of ppl on the sauce in a furry blue outfit.. hahah had it coming i guess

[RICEY]

hahaha fuck this thread is funny

[Shaolin242]

clowns are scary.

[LNYMRKO]

Couldnt call it a fight but it was pretty funny. Some tosser in a riced up Lancer I think it was, tearing around Galleria carpark while we were stopped there on a cruise. Does a big single wheel peel then pulls in. As he drives past I tell him to fuck off but I dont think he heard me. He parks and I walk over to the car and he gets out and I start telling him hes a dickhead and the reason we get hit by cops and Im getting more and more angry and I shove him. Seems I underestimated the shove coz he left the ground and landed a couple of meters away lol. Anyways hes shitting and trying to get back into his car so I stand aside and then slam his door so hard the tint falls off then he bolts. I didnt know at the time but he had left his passengers behind (lol) so he parked over the road at maccas to wait for them but a couple of ppl who can raise their hands if they wanna be known ran over there and the guy had to bolt and leave his passengers behind. Farkin funny but I felt bad afterwards coz he was so scared. Couple of days later he was braggin on IRC that his mates were gonna get us. Im still waiting.....Hahaha, that was fuckin hilarious. When those guys ran over to him across the road was a laugh. He started his car back up, and realised he didnt have enough turning circle space to make it so he proceeded up a big kerb to get away. Was amusing to see.

[RICEY]

"those guys" hey Lenny? hahahha

[LNYMRKO]

Hahah yeah, whatever happened to those guys anyway ? They were funny.

[magic1]

me and potter, stay tuned at the rate he is going

[Boza]

me and potter, stay tuned at the rate he is going

huh? explain?

[razor]

Funniest thing about this thread is that virtually ALL of the stories work out to have Antilag members bashing someone else / a group of people.

Seems like Danny Green / James Toney et al have nothing on Antilag members.....I'll have to remember to avoid picking a fight with anyone that has an "Antilag" sticker from now on..... ;)

[waxdass]

funniest fights are the ones that happen outside the lookout.
every one of them!

[Shaolin242]

best fights are ones in the ring - not a bunch of pingpingpingpings ganging up on other people with 10-1 odds - best fights are fair fights goverened by rules - not by who can grab the first brick or who can hit someone in the back...anyone can win in a fight if they pull a gun or knife or have 30 pingpingpingpings behind em backing them up - REAL fights happen in the ring with gloves on...

[bossplaya]

its probably about time i posted in here since i started it, ill start with one where my mate is the victim initially

both of these incidents were australia day 2002 in south perth

ok this particular mate of mine from back in high school is a quiet guy usually, but was very drunk and for some stupid reason was smashing empty glass stubbies up against a wall alone, waiting for us to get back and this security guard caught him. anyway we are walking back from the bottle'o and we see my mate on the ground and the security guard standing over him, my mate was shit scared sweating and begging. anyway he later told us that the security guard apparently said "have you ever been pissed on before?" and was about to flop it out and piss on my friend. but when he got there he pulled up my mate by the shirt at his neck as if he was doing something wrong, by now there was about 8 of us, against this single security guard. one of my mates got this massive run up, and punched downwards so hard onto this security guards nose you should have heard the crack. the guy slowly falls onto the ground and is just lying there pissing blood out his nose and it was all over his face, he didnt have a gun so we left there pretty quick.

ok about half hour or so later we were still walking in south perth all drunk by now, group of about 10 of us now. anyway a few asian mates were holding aussie flags, and some bogans drove past and yelled out some racist shit. my mate held up the aussie flag, pulled out his cigarette lighter and held up the flame to the flag. should have seen the bogans faces steam up so hard. they stopped the car and ran at us. was just a pure all on all brawl. i managed to stay clear of copping any serious injuries apart from a sore head and bruises, but other mates ended up with busted lips and black eyes. two of the bogans ended up with broken bottles shattered over their skulls. the fight ended with the driver of the car calling them back to jump in, the alcohol numbed the pain for all i think.

[RICEY]

me and potter, stay tuned at the rate he is going

Yes please explain

[Docile]

ok this particular mate of mine from back in high school is a quiet guy usually, but was very drunk and for some stupid reason was smashing empty glass stubbies up against a wall alone, waiting for us to get back and this security guard caught him. anyway we are walking back from the bottle'o and we see my mate on the ground and the security guard standing over him, my mate was shit scared sweating and begging. anyway he later told us that the security guard apparently said "have you ever been pissed on before?" and was about to flop it out and piss on my friend. but when he got there he pulled up my mate by the shirt at his neck as if he was doing something wrong, by now there was about 8 of us, against this single security guard. one of my mates got this massive run up, and punched downwards so hard onto this security guards nose you should have heard the crack. the guy slowly falls onto the ground and is just lying there pissing blood out his nose and it was all over his face, he didnt have a gun so we left there pretty quick.

So you and 7 of your toughest mates beat up one security guard. Tough pingpingpingpings arent ya.... Sorry but i'm sure im not the only one whos not impressed by your corageous story. How old are you? Seriously..

I work with alot of people who come across just like you do. In a group, the toughness flows free. Outside of that group, your weak as piss...

I think fighting must, generally, be an age thing. I've been in my fair share of fights and i can certainly hold my own and defend myself (i would want to ;)) but i've never started a fight or taken it too far. I can say not once have i gone out looking for fights. It acheives VERY little. The chicks HATE it and wow, lets smack someone out. Unless its pure self defense, its completely pointless

[bossplaya]

listen up pal

read again carefully, ONE of my mates punched the security guard, the rest of us didn't have to lay a hand on him. What's courageous about it? You're acting the big angel now, i never said it was courageous on anyones behalf, i simply stated the facts. Ok i wrote that there were 8 of us against the security guard, i should have taken out the against part, because the only fighting that occurred here was 1-on-1

As for the 2nd brawl, it was fairly even, both groups ended up fairly messed up taking on one man each. I don't like fighting myself, i will only fight if provoked or to protect myself or friends and family.

While we're in the spirit of things, care the share one of your more amusing fights, since you have had your fair share?

[stacked]

plastic police deserve what they get i've had a few run ins with them some are decent blokes, but the fuckheads just ruin the reputation

Last time a security guard had me in a shoulder lock i told him he had 3 seconds to let go of me counted to 2 ie 1... 2... dropped out of the lock, threw him over my shoulder kicked him in the gut too keep him on the ground and bolted.

Weirdly enough one of the very few times i was in the right

Shouldn't pick on the wrong people, Muay Thai kickboxing teaches you some wicked shit..

I thought danny green was from girrawheen but trained at scarborough..

[TJ]

Funniest thing about this thread is that virtually ALL of the stories work out to have Antilag members bashing someone else / a group of people.

Seems like Danny Green / James Toney et al have nothing on Antilag members.....I'll have to remember to avoid picking a fight with anyone that has an "Antilag" sticker from now on..... ;)

Look out for that tj prick especially

angry angry man

[Docile]

While we're in the spirit of things, care the share one of your more amusing fights, since you have had your fair share?

Ok just for your amusmant, the funniest one happened when i was in year 11 and this black belt kirate kid who was in year 12 smacked me 3 times in the head whilst i was sitting down reading a magazine in the school libary...
He ended up being shoved thruough a book shelf and i caused about $300 damage to books, some damage to a table and a new bookshelf (which i didnt have to pay for). That was the last day of term 1. I got a 3 week holiday as a result and he left our school. Just the way it happened was classic

1 week back from suspension, i smacked a mormon out. That i'm certainly not proud of. Was back in the day when i was 16 or something and had lots to prove (or so i thought...) :rolleyes:

Another funny one was in year 7. Me and this kid had a "fight" on the school oval. He punched me in the stomach, i punched him in the face, then two teachers and parents came running up and then he shook my hand and said great fight!! We bolted but got caught and we werent allowed to go to the disco night we had learnt ballroom dancing for....

[RICEY]

plastic police deserve what they get i've had a few run ins with them some are decent blokes, but the fuckheads just ruin the reputation

Last time a security guard had me in a shoulder lock i told him he had 3 seconds to let go of me counted to 2 ie 1... 2... dropped out of the lock, threw him over my shoulder kicked him in the gut too keep him on the ground and bolted.

Weirdly enough one of the very few times i was in the right

Shouldn't pick on the wrong people, Muay Thai kickboxing teaches you some wicked shit..

I thought danny green was from girrawheen but trained at scarborough..

Bet it doesnt teach you to dodge bullets hahaha And if ur that good why bolt, I would let him get up and have some fun !!

[Shaolin242]

So you and 7 of your toughest mates beat up one security guard. Tough pingpingpingpings arent ya.... Sorry but i'm sure im not the only one whos not impressed by your corageous story. How old are you? Seriously..

I work with alot of people who come across just like you do. In a group, the toughness flows free. Outside of that group, your weak as piss...

I think fighting must, generally, be an age thing. I've been in my fair share of fights and i can certainly hold my own and defend myself (i would want to ;)) but i've never started a fight or taken it too far. I can say not once have i gone out looking for fights. It acheives VERY little. The chicks HATE it and wow, lets smack someone out. Unless its pure self defense, its completely pointless

RESPECT BRO!!!!! fuck i hate pingpingpingpings bragging about their one and only fight i where they one cos they had 17 guys armed behind em...i have NEVER started a fight in my life...and when i was in perth i boxed 2-3 times a week..anyone that does martial arts will fight in sparring or tournaments fairly regularly...do we start putting all our made-up stories on here???


good call man..u seem to be mature enough to get it right - u should do ANYTHING to get out of a fight, talk it out or walk away...its so stupid..only in last resort should u bring it on..i like what u said about "the toughness flows free" in a group..but one on one theyd cry like a bitch..its like that in perth..the best fights, as i said before are governed by rules and are clean..fuck the rest its all bullshit..who cares if you and 20 mates can ambush one drunk boong cos he called u a name??? its fucking cowardly

u notice how not ONE fight story on here is about 1-1 at taekwondo or anything.its like "oh me and 50 indos gangraped some pingpingpingping" - WHO THE FUCK CARES!!!!

[Docile]

[QUOTE=Shaolin242]good call man..u seem to be mature enough to get it rightQUOTE]

yeh, but in all honesty it took me a few years of growing up to realise that. I DO think its an age thing. Add some crazy hormones, leader of pack mentality, alcohol and chicks and you have your self a bad combination.

Aghh well, most of us get there in the end :)

[Syncope]

Hmm.. havent been in too many fights..

I remember when i first moved to Australia (from Europe) when i was like 12, i lived in Ashfield (at the time it was pretty bad) and went to school there with limited english. A native kept giving me shit during class (at the time i didnt know the history of them.. or whatever.) so i decided to throw his bag in the bin and snap his ruler. He didnt do anything, then a few minutes later he got up and punched me in the face giving me a nice black eye. He was expelled from school and in his next school was also expelled for threatening a teacher with a broken bottle. Also when i lived in Ashfield i got my shoes stolen by "them" (i say that because they wore three different pairs of my shoes to my graduation)

Anyway im a bit of a bitch when it comes to fighting etc and i try keep out as much as possible. However when i used to play soccer i'd pretty much forget about it. I used to get fired up so much. Once this Maco kept giving me shit the whole game, he was bigger than me (and im 6'4) kept fouling me and whatnot, then once he fouled me and i got up and he pushed me, so i started swinging and had him on his ass. I got a red card.

The week after that we played our biggest rivals at Wanerroo and their parents and players were giving us shit all day then one of smallest players on the pitch took offence to something someone did and a fight broke out during the game. I had a red card so i was on the sidelines, then other players started running in and a huge brawl erupted and i jumped in and started hitting people while quite a few of our team mates just sat back watching us get beaten up. One of our players was taken to hospital for a nasty kick in the groin and game was abbandoned and we were fined 1000$. Then we beat the same team in the finals that year. Woo.

[FatBoy]

Anyone else find it amusing that no-one here ever seems to have lost a fight ?? :wank:

[Syncope]

Topic said "funniest brawls" and its not exactly funny to lose.

[FatBoy]

Not true... We (5 of us) once got into a brawl with 4 guys outside a nightclub in Liverpool. Our smallest mate (he's about 5'4" and 50 odd kgs)didn't get involved and stood around watching. We finished our fight and turned around to see him up against the wall with two chicks punching the shit out of him. (Girlfriends of the guys we punched on with obviously) It took awhile to stop them as we were pissing ourselves laughing... It was 8 years ago and our poor mate still gets that story brought up at parties... :)

[suburban]

poor bastard :)

[RXXX7]

bashed by chicks?.. damn cant get much worse.
if any of you'se went to cott for new years, u might of seen all the abos fighting out ther. fark i hate how they do it, like someone was saying before, why do people fight with that 50-1 bullshit. ther was this random kid standing on the sand infront of the shower at cott, he must of only been like 14, and two abos rang up to him and fly kicked him at the same time, then he fell to the floor, then another two would run up and boot him in the head. then the little shits would run of and do it to someone else. but thers always a HERO in one of these stories yer?.. well.. it wasnt going to be me. this big muthafu*a ran down the beach as if he was shooting a movie for baywatch or something, and tried to help this kid out. he would of been 110kg, 6ft2. bloody butch anyway. so he ran to this kid and just before he got to him, again the exact same thing happend to him... but the abos added a little bit of differantaion *spelling??!!* this time, two fly kicks, followed by a wine bottle over the head, then 4 of them ran up in a line and booted this guys head like a soccer ball. it looked like syncronized bashing. it was insane... fat cops chasing everyone, dudes running off with sledgehammers. everyone yelling abuse at the abos. ahhhhhh... good ol' cott' ay?!.

[Shaolin242]

ah good ol' abos so civilised...i feel so *safe* around them, cos they smell nice, are polite, often sobre, articulate, and are great contributors to society.

They wear nice clothes, which they work hard for to purchase. They never get any free payouts from the government, they are not an endangered species, dont get centrelink payouts just for being abo's, never rob anything, never try to pick fights at trainstations, never try to bum winfields off anyone, never hang out at carousel on a thursday night, never ask for money, never get into fights and are genuinely just great people to have around.

Also they would NEVER dream of making false land claims just to secure land that is worth heaps and the fact that a brewery is on this land is PURE coincidence...

Also, anyone that disses them is NEVER in trouble with police...and the Noongar patrol do a GREAT job of keeping them in line and out of northbridge...im not sure ive EVER seen a single aboriginal in northbridge at night!

they make the world a better place!

Love em

Brendan

[dorisaur]

Funniest thing about this thread is that virtually ALL of the stories work out to have Antilag members bashing someone else / a group of people.

Seems like Danny Green / James Toney et al have nothing on Antilag members.....I'll have to remember to avoid picking a fight with anyone that has an "Antilag" sticker from now on..... ;)

Haha hey me and you still need to punch on, ive put on a bit more muscle now though and im weighing in at 130kg with not to much body fat.

I have some funny stories. i will share when i cbf

[Boza]

ah good ol' abos so civilised...i feel so *safe* around them, cos they smell nice, are polite, often sobre, articulate, and are great contributors to society.

They wear nice clothes, which they work hard for to purchase. They never get any free payouts from the government, they are not an endangered species, dont get centrelink payouts just for being abo's, never rob anything, never try to pick fights at trainstations, never try to bum winfields off anyone, never hang out at carousel on a thursday night, never ask for money, never get into fights and are genuinely just great people to have around.

Also they would NEVER dream of making false land claims just to secure land that is worth heaps and the fact that a brewery is on this land is PURE coincidence...

Also, anyone that disses them is NEVER in trouble with police...and the Noongar patrol do a GREAT job of keeping them in line and out of northbridge...im not sure ive EVER seen a single aboriginal in northbridge at night!

they make the world a better place!

Love em

Brendan

hahaha love ya work brendan....so fucking true....

[Brockas]

A certain well known member, caught with his "pants down"..... i'll shut up now before he unleashes the fury on me :D

[Shaolin242]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH BOOYAH!

[RXXX7]

hahahhaha... brendan.. so so true.

but to add to this argument.. i must admit, i'm not racist at all.

i just hate boongs.

FUC*ING BLA** CUN*S DESERVE A FRIGGIN FLOGGIN.

sheeet... sorry, i have a written tarrets syndrome problem im trying to overcome.

[Ess_13]

Any1 see the news on the w/end (sunday nite) The lil riot on Forrestfield?
Haha, we're back on the map!!
Aparently (wasnt there, mates were though) security car came past first, and every1 being pissed as hung shit off this poor security dude, absolutly fuct his car, kicking in panels, smashing bottles on it etc etc.
Then it was time for the real coppers - They starting chasing a 14 year old kid for sum reason, and smacked him in the back of the head with a nite stick (bit harsh on a 14 year old!) thats when shit hit the fan- shit was getting thrown at them n their cars, verbal abuse n all the shit few mates getting arrested. They had to resort to shooting off tear gas canisters into the crowed, and were starting to get the riot gear out, but then every1 started to leave. (sum1 from the party also decieded it would be fun to run around spraying every1 with peper spray)

Haha, good ol' Forrie. :)

[dorisaur]

When i was about 17 me and my mate charlie the bricky and his mate craig heard about a party through some girls he knew, so we jumped in the ford telstar(ohhh sik) and picked these girls up and headed up to the party in rolleystone, so we get there and there are mad bumpkins around talking shit and getting rowdy and trying to hit on the 3 girls we brought along.. so they start getting pushy with us and one of them punches me in the side of the head as they have circled us(about 30 guys) and then another pushes charlie and its sorta on, we push our way out of the circle and tell the women its not a good idea to stay and its time to leave.

"what are you talking about, there are no problems here"
"FUCKING HELL YOU DUMB BITCH WE GOTTA LEAVE!"

They resisted and wanted to hang around, the bumpkins calmed down a bit so it was cool on the surface, we went inside the house and all of the sudden its on they start pouring into the room and start beating the shit out of us. Not fun, so me the bricky and craig are fighting away trying to get out, i break some kids nose and another kids arm and the other guys take a few good hits and give a few too, we pull the girls into the car but as we are doing so they start breaking the windows and kicking in the panels throwing bottles through the broken windows and trying to pull people out of the car.

Im in a full on fight with two guys by the car, one of the bogans has got one of the girls by the hair and is trying to pull her out of the car one of them is punching charlie in the face as he is tring to get the car to start and craig has got some guy by the head pulling him through the window of the car.

We finally get it started and i jump in and were off as a rock flies through the widow and narowley misses one of these bitches heads.

Charlie skids to a halt about 500m up the road and we get out to survey the damage, the bitches start freaking out like the whole thing is our fault and then they start walking back to the house, so we cut our losses and leave, I had bruised up ribs and arms plus my face was sore as hell, the other guys were about the same too, i think we were fucking lucky not to be hurt alot worse though considering we were grossly outnumbered.

I detest people who dont fight fair or evenly, like boongs and these bumpkins..

Ill post a funny fight story soon.

[dorisaur]

Ohh yeah i heard about two awesome fights. One was my mate ben who i used to work with at commonwealth. He is a big boy about 6'2 all muscle footy player type but he is a hell wild pingpingpingping. He is provoking these three guys to fight him so they tell him to step out side and they do the admirable shirts off shoes off thing, so anyway this one guy thinks he is hot shit so he says to ben ill take you by myself. So ben doesnt take his shirt off, he tears it off and then screams at the pingpingpingping to hit him, so the fat man lands a few solid hits and ben just starts laughing and proceeds to knock this guy the fuck out then utterly destroy his two mates, then if i remember correctly ben picks up this other guys shirt, puts it on along with his shoes and heads back into the club for a drink. Hahaha that pingpingpingping was wild.

Another one happened while i was in school at Eastern Hills. these girls were in the lunch area and one bitch started to have a go at another one, so they are beating the shit out of eachother, punches and all then one girl grabs the other and smashes her face into a big concrete pole, blood is everywhere and this girl starts screaming and then somehow gets the other hand, gets the other girl on the floor and starts smashing her face into the concrete.. damn those hills bitches are rough, so anyway som teacher comes down and breaks it up and they both get suspended.

[Shaolin242]

should i tell em about the AIDS guy jack? or u reckon that sorta shit wont be appreciated on the forums bro?

[cplagz]

Just wait til the cops over here turn into the ones in the USA. First thing gets hurled at them and 5 of them shoot the pingpingpingping in the leg. Stops riots pretty fucken quick imo.

[mAuL*]

hehe unfortunatly i could write alot of shit here. The ones that stand out in my mind the most are:

bashed someone in english in yr 11 because he broke my ruler after i let him borrow it. Can't help but laugh at that pathetic reason.

After school one day we had a approx a 50 on 50 at wireless hill in booragoon. It was like something out of a movie. Funny looking back on it.

Copped a full unoped can of soft drink full force in the face from a distance of about 2 metres at work. Seeing as I was still standing the pingpingpingping piss bolted as i chased after him. The funniest part was driving home from work and seeing two of his friends at the servo then getting them into my car. They gave me some information so i gave them a lift home lol.

[Starpulsechic]

In primaryschool, this chick was having a whinge that no one liked her. I told her i'd be her friend, but she kept whinging. So i pushed her off the top of those playground fireman poles, and told her she smelled like a skunk.

Police got involved, and the girls in my class, lied for me and told the principal and the police, that the chic slapped me so i pushed her.

:( many years later i phone and told her i was sorry for what i did. i felt bad, that i was so mean.

um, another time, i was at highschool, and this chic started doing her trolly because i had the same shoes as her (sketchers), and she pushed me to the ground and i smashed my head on limestone wall, and she proceeded to try take my shoes, i kicked her in the face.

thats about the only fights i been in

[Ess_13]

funniest fights are the ones that happen outside the lookout.
every one of them!

yea tru that, especially when cops peper spray other cops! haha
member that thommo??

[Shaolin242]

So i pushed her off the top of those playground fireman poles, and told her she smelled like a skunk.


hahhaahaha!!!

girls are sooo much harsher than guys...

[evil1]

On james st on a friday night i was 16yrs having dinner with 3 cuzns and sis and aunty, sis and aunty went to buy sum smokies bout 4 minutes after they left i get a call to run to the shops...we ran there a group of abt 10 gothics shouted out/cursed at my sis and auntie. one ot the cuzns ran to get sum boiz, while me and the other cuzn were staring them down waiting for them to kum out of the kebab store more cuzn was hiding at the door of that gay club and as one came out he got nice foot to the face and as he was cummin down i gave him a knee to the ribs he layed there for bout a minute he got bak up started saying he didnt do anything thats where i gave him a chair in the face...we decided to live it there ii turned arnd heard STOP STOP!! 2 coppers on horses saw the hole thing started chasing us we gave it fukn legs
as we were runnin we bumped into my other cuzn which had 8 boiz with him they gave it legs too ran all arnd northbridge cops didnt noe what to do........ hauAHuAHuahA it twas a fukn adrenalin rush (and every now and then i see this guy and he has turned queer no more gothic)

[RICEY]

and at age 16 you hadnt been in school for 6 years hahaha

[OneJ]

Once this large boned fellow named tj beat me up, stole my soarer and proceded to show me how to oversteer and end up facing the wrong way.

That was fun

[Mr Bling]

ah good ol' abos so civilised...i feel so *safe* around them, cos they smell nice, are polite, often sobre, articulate, and are great contributors to society.

They wear nice clothes, which they work hard for to purchase. They never get any free payouts from the government, they are not an endangered species, dont get centrelink payouts just for being abo's, never rob anything, never try to pick fights at trainstations, never try to bum winfields off anyone, never hang out at carousel on a thursday night, never ask for money, never get into fights and are genuinely just great people to have around.

Also they would NEVER dream of making false land claims just to secure land that is worth heaps and the fact that a brewery is on this land is PURE coincidence...

Also, anyone that disses them is NEVER in trouble with police...and the Noongar patrol do a GREAT job of keeping them in line and out of northbridge...im not sure ive EVER seen a single aboriginal in northbridge at night!

they make the world a better place!

Love em

Brendan

yeh but your great great great granddaddy shot one of their great great great granddaddies.

so its all your fault.

now pay up. :uhh:

[Slip_]

RESPECT BRO!!!!! fuck i hate pingpingpingpings bragging about their one and only fight i where they one cos they had 17 guys armed behind em...i have NEVER started a fight in my life...and when i was in perth i boxed 2-3 times a week..anyone that does martial arts will fight in sparring or tournaments fairly regularly...do we start putting all our made-up stories on here???

i feel ya cuz, ive been training in martials for bout 5yrs now and i can tell you honestly that i have never started a fight. ive been started on soo many times by myself(usually dont get started on when im with mates) and have on occasion avoided confrontation, either by putting away my ego and apolagising for something i didn't do (aboriginal accused me of spitting near him, ha), or by letting people know i dont fuck around, its funny if u just stand there ready, dont move, and look a pingpingpingping directly in the eyes whilst he's mouthing off u'll find he wont be so eager to smash for some reason and will talk himself/herself out of it.

people who know how fighting works dont start fights, thats cos they know they'll win and they've got nothing to prove, plus the way i do things would get me in serious shit if caught, and i plan to travel a fair bit, most countries wont let you in if you've got a shady record.

the thing that shits me the most is drunk footy players, and pingpingpingpings in groups. drunk footy players who think they're sick pingpingpingpings cos they can chase a ball go down just as hard as anyone else, (they seem to forget and the outcome is always funny) it jus takes alot more effort cos they've usually got muscle that protect alot of KO points and soft spots that i love to and have fun with, so if your a big burly footy player who gets pissed and starts fights, you can suck my wang cos ur scum.

pingpingpingpings in groups are fucken dangerous and frankly scare the shit out of me, the riots at aussie day i was right in the middle of and i was doing my best not to get hit by fists and airborne bottles, let alone stomped or stabbed in the cheek by a pissed pingpingpingping with a broken bottle.

fights are funny on occasions, and im not one to back down from a friendly bar bash with mates, but when im backed into a corner by myself i take things very seriously and the only things that is on my mind is to take down my opponent the hardest and quickest way possible, consequences never occupy my mind in that state, that scares me and usually deters me from getting in fights.

nevertheless, these stories have all been pretty hilarious and innocent, im sure noone on here would seek to be sic pingpingpingping and act tough by making up bullshit? no, never? you know who you are, hope it made you feel empowered for that brief moment.

this is one of the funniest threads ive ever seen, tissues are on constant standby. :lol:

[str]

Fuckin awesome read, esp when bored shitless at 4am :)

[Endless]

ah good ol' abos so civilised...i feel so *safe* around them, cos they smell nice, are polite, often sobre, articulate, and are great contributors to society.

They wear nice clothes, which they work hard for to purchase. They never get any free payouts from the government, they are not an endangered species, dont get centrelink payouts just for being abo's, never rob anything, never try to pick fights at trainstations, never try to bum winfields off anyone, never hang out at carousel on a thursday night, never ask for money, never get into fights and are genuinely just great people to have around.

Also they would NEVER dream of making false land claims just to secure land that is worth heaps and the fact that a brewery is on this land is PURE coincidence...

Also, anyone that disses them is NEVER in trouble with police...and the Noongar patrol do a GREAT job of keeping them in line and out of northbridge...im not sure ive EVER seen a single aboriginal in northbridge at night!

they make the world a better place!

Love em

Brendan


HAHAHAHA :lol: fucking hilarious dude

[ELUSIV]

Funniest fight i ever saw was a psych chic with her knee on this dudes throat holding him 2 the ground and was beating his face with a thong (the ones u wear on ur feet). All i could do was sweet jeebus laugh.

[mek]

Most violent fights i have seen have been back home in Scotland.

1. At T in the park i saw a guy randomly throw a glass bottle that smashed a chick in the face and as you'd imagine destroyed her face. Her boyfriend and his mates and half the crowd pummeled the guy that threw it not sure how bad he got done but he definately was going to be in hospital.

2. Out in my home town there used to be alot of fighting with neighbouring towns one night a guy from another town was giving some dudes hassle so they broke 5 ribs, his left arm and his jaw, fractured his skull and smashed all his teeth. Not a nice sight.

3. Out in Aberdeen on a Saturday night my friend was mugged after some junkie stabbed him with a flick knife through the cheek. The junkie was found and had a broken bottle rammed into his face and a severe beating was applied to the point where he was left laying in his own vomit, blood and piss. He had pissed his pants.

Also seen a variety of other bottlings, glassings and hidings but not as bad as the above.

[Jaded]

remind me never to hang out with Mek... haha

funniest.. there are several:

* high school... 2 chicks pulling hair n shit... one class had cooking as their final class and had make cakes with pink icing.. so all these ppl standing around holding cakes thought it would be funny to chuck the cakes on these chicks fighting lol...

* @ bp in scarbs ive seen a few funny and many nasty...

- 2 guys about to get in massive punchup. guy i was working with went out there.. and says to them "OI what are you fighting about"
"he called me a pingpingpingping"
"well are you?"
"what?"
"are you a pingpingpingping?"
"NO"
"then wtf are you worried about?"
"I duno"
all ended about 30 secs later.

- another night one of our pissed regulars threw a piece of paper on 2 guys... they ended up all on floor plus pissed guys best mate... 4 of them rolling around on floor inside.. from a distance must have looked like a mass orgy.. but they were kicking and even BITING (how lame can you be?) ... that lasted bout half hour. Took cops a further 40mins to get there -WELL DONE BOYS!

- and finally one night saw some pissed guy start a fight with someone a little more sober than him... went out to break it up (yeah prolly not smartest idea but coz im girl i usually dont get hit haha) and saw him get kicked in gut... went down on ground then saw him cop a kick to the head with steel caps. He was out for at least 5-10mins... then went spack at me for asking if he was ok!! Fine then dumb ass stay out here lying on road in rain.. get run over.. see if I care!

[mek]

nah...I'm smart enough to steer well clear of that nonsense...only one i was involved was when my friend got stabbed wasn't going to do nothing about it and the cops wouldnt have either.

If i can avoid it i will do at all costs. 99% of the time its like you versus 20 of them and thats not a cool feeling.

[ReaperSS]

Before i start this story ill get a few things strait,Im not racist at all,i just hate aboriginals that start shit for know reason.I live in Lockridge and know a few that are accually ok and look out for me and my car allways.
Now one day while cleaning the vl i had i was approached bu a aboriginal ladie and got called a white c#nt peice of shit ect,i then told here to go Fuck off! ,she then went nuts saying she would kill me etc.Now for the funny part i then said "I know your poblem! no one accept you cos your a half cast full bloods wont and the white so fuck off!!!!" she then got her boy friend or bro or cuz or son? and then he started ,he called me a racist white dawg!,i told him i have a neibour thats aboriginal and he is a top bloke and i was just retaliating.I then said "hit me then" he wouldnt so as i turned to walk away CRACK!!!!!!! i seen stars and was bleeding badly from behind the ear,i didnt care and gave it my best but my old man broke it up .FUK i wish i had a crow bar then or an axe!3 hours later in swandistrics hospitle thay glued up the gash.
Wont be long b4 the next hassel ,but im fukn ready this time with a decent weapon!

[mek]

typical hit you as you walk away. Fucking cowards.

[ReaperSS]

typical hit you as you walk away. Fucking cowards.

Exactly what i though when he did it

[Shaolin242]

"Old Boong Technique #47" - Dates back to 40,000 years BC when they roamed the earth and hunted in packs.........

.......of winfields ;)

[Skarsnik]

One night I was out in Freemantle with a couple of girls walking from one club to another. When two guys walking behind us started making offensive comments, basically trying to pick a fight.

This went on for about 40 paces when I noticed a large group of Italians standing around chatting on the corner up ahead.
So I shout out to them "Anyone want a fight?".
Of course 3-4 of them turn and shout back "yeah".
So I shout back "So do these two dickheads behind me"...

The Italians promised to take care of them and we walked on to the next nightclub :) ...

Skars