The Vent

[bossplaya]

Vent your anger / issues / problems / frustrations / hates / dislikes / bitching
here!

[bossplaya]

Fuck heads who post threads in the wrong section.
can somebody move this to off topic? Gracias!

[bossplaya]

Marcia Hines pisses me off...

I think Marcia Hynes should also create a new album titled 'Black Eyes'

don't you think her eyes are a bit gross?

[bossplaya]

one thing i also hate is when you take a dump and the water in the toilet splashes back up onto your balls. this happen to anyone else?

[Cold Fusion]

:wgaf:

[Syncope]

http://zorfam.customer.netspace.net.au/internet.jpg

[SimonR32]

lol classic

[Liana-]

one thing i also hate is when you take a dump and the water in the toilet splashes back up onto your balls. this happen to anyone else?

happens to me alllll the time :uhh:

[v8souproar]

a hate stupid threads about what u hate or dislike :D

i hate it when people dont indicate

[Liana-]

especially on round-a-bouts

[Ratus]

i hate dumb pingpingpingpings that dont indicate, stupid drive thru bitches who dont hand u the food properly and it drops on the ground below. then they expect u to get out of ur car to get it. oh, and bitches in general, dey is playaz.

OK im done, neeeext.......

[Adsport]

i hate nonsense bullsht threads that waste bandwidth which could be displaying technical information. whoops heres one now....

[OptiC]

people that do indicate....then slow down to 5kmph to turn a corner there still like 2kms away from :/

[mc68]

happens to me alllll the time :uhh:

liana's a tranny! everyone point and laugh!! :lol:

[suburban]

bossplaya is ripping the eddie murphie joke.. haha

i hate getting to a movie early, getting a good seat, then fuckers arrive and arrive and then the previews start and theres fuckers still arriving. THEN they have the nerve to ask you to move down a seat so the wife, husband and friend can sit next to eachother.

FUCK YOU BITCH, i didnt get there early just for fun !

pingpingpingpings, i was steaming about that...

[LNYMRKO]

lol optical.

1) People that don't indicate changing lanes, or indicate once they're already half into the lane.
2) People that believe an indicator clears room in bumper to bumper traffic.
3) People that indicate once they've already started to turn a corner.. The indicator is there to INDICATE to people you are about to slow down to turn, NOT that you ARE turning.
4) Neons.
5) Bogan trevs in Scarborough who yell "take ya fuckin turbo POS home" for no reason. Wicked mate, go back and pick Shazza up from the footpath in ya XD, she's got your Winnie Blue's mate.
6) VL's. :lol: Hahah, jk.

[Morgs]

I'm sick of going out for a drive, and ending up with a new little scratch on the car every time!

Its not going to stop me from driving down bushfire trails, but I reckon I can still vent!

[suburban]

morgs going for country drift laps

haha

im still steaming about that movie incident..... that one will take a while to get over i think

[jr]

i hate ppl who drive in the outside lane of an empty freeway at 95 and wont move the fuck over, i really gives me the shits.
thats why i go round them, cut them off then slow down to 70

[DecipheR]

Nice list Lenny

Everyones failed to mention cops and speedcameras though. I want my points back ;(
Put them in the fuckign rudest spots.

Should see the one at the bottom of the hill in beach rd Carine like 50m from my house...
Its like setup and 5 minutes later hes packing up because the cameras full.

Flashes non stop.
2 lanes, down a steep hill, with no turnoffs for 500m's before you go up a steep hill.
Never got me because I never drive past, but you can tell when its there... looks like the next door neighbours are having a rave

[Ratus]

5) Bogan trevs in Scarborough who yell "take ya fuckin turbo POS home" for no reason. Wicked mate, go back and pick Shazza up from the footpath in ya XD, she's got your Winnie Blue's mate.
.

Falcodore drivers who think they're better than everyone else. sat on rockingham foreshore with my cuzn watching bog lappers, a VP rolling on sum nice gold rims did about his 6th lap and his m8 yells out at me "take a fucking picture"
Hrmm, u bog lap to show off ur ride, then decide to bag ppl for looking ur direction.... :squint:

[jr]

haha the one one beach road is killer i work at carine glades and always go home slow through there, though there is always a dickhead racing down the hill, seen so many ppl get done

[mc68]

fucking road islands....turning a semi quiet safe resdential road into something so narrow on each side if someone wants to turn right across the road the traffic cant go left around them, as the road islands are causing the car turning to stay in the middle of the road!

how the fuck do these help traffic flow :flipa:

bah, my rant today

[HotAe92]

What gets me is when ppl cut u off, then decide that they are cutting u off and is a mistake, so they stop half way out, put it in reverse, go back and by then u waiting for the boom gates to go up. This applies for the old guy in the Rodeo who did this to me today.

Ohh and a guy who drives an old camry who flies round Summerlakes Parade (my street) doin like 100, 100+ sometimes. He nearly cleaned me up the other day and nearly took out the island in the middle. Next time he drives past my house at such a speed, he can see how good he is a dodging heavy flying objects. :flipa:

[SikS4]

one thing i also hate is when you take a dump and the water in the toilet splashes back up onto your balls. this happen to anyone else?

Tip Of The Day: b4 u sit down chuck a few sheets of bog roll in the water, slows the entry speed of the mates into the pool and eliminates the wet balls

[v8souproar]

pingpingpingpings that think there better than everyone else
" " that dont know the road rules
" " with big heads coz they own a HSV (most not all), or V6 with HSV kit and badges
" " in general............

[bodybodyrock]

LOL at siks4
bahahahahahahha

[suburban]

survival tip

next time your fully pissed and cant drive home, walk into the closest dominoes pizza place, order one for delivery, and when its ready catch a ride home with the pizza dude = cheap ride home + pizza = winner !

[Ratus]

pingpingpingpings that think there better than everyone else
" " that dont know the road rules
" " with big heads coz they own a HSV (most not all), or V6 with HSV kit and badges
" " in general............
The Holden "GTX" commodore springs to mind.... :lol:



survival tip

next time your fully pissed and cant drive home, walk into the closest dominoes pizza place, order one for delivery, and when its ready catch a ride home with the pizza dude = cheap ride home + pizza = winner !

Can u really do that? i get pissed too quickly :dizzy:

[Cold Fusion]

survival tip

next time your fully pissed and cant drive home, walk into the closest dominoes pizza place, order one for delivery, and when its ready catch a ride home with the pizza dude = cheap ride home + pizza = winner !

Hey! i work at dominos and im the pizza delivery boy! :P :lol:

[Cold Fusion]

i hate it when ppl go 40 in the 50 zone and they seem to go the same way as you for a very long time.

I also hate ppl where there are 2 lanes for turning right, but one of the 2 lanes are for straight and right, and they go in the straight/right one even thoe theres no one on the JUST right one and then they dont indicate (may not make sence to ppl, but i get what im trying to say)

i also hate ppl who take round abouts at 5kmph URGH there soooo gay.

I hate friends who fuck there friends Ex too :hammer: urgh

i will jhave mroe later :\

[Ratus]

also hate ppl where there are 2 lanes for turning right, but one of the 2 lanes are for straight and right, and they go in the straight/right one even thoe theres no one on the JUST right one and then they dont indicate (may not make sence to ppl, but i get what im trying to say)
- yes yes, makes sense dude

[v8souproar]

survival tip

next time your fully pissed and cant drive home, walk into the closest dominoes pizza place, order one for delivery, and when its ready catch a ride home with the pizza dude = cheap ride home + pizza = winner !
:lol: your a genuis mate
ill try and remember 4 the next time......

[Ratus]

or u could call a taxi and just stop like a block B4 ur place then run..... (without paying of course)

[v8souproar]

or u could call a taxi and just stop like a block B4 ur place then run..... (without paying of course)
yeeh but then when you get back to your place, ur pissed, panting like a dog and probly thinkin how nice a pizza would be :lol:

[Cold Fusion]

lmao :lol: :werd:

[MissG]

Ok this just pissed me off........

Last night after finishing my shift at about 1.00 in the morning driving down Tonkin Hwy doing about 90km (mainly because i was on my mobile)

There was no one around.

Then suddenly this car came flying past me.........so fast it shook the shit out of my car the same way a big truck does.
It then proceded to cut me off, causing me to hit the breaks. To go up the Roe Hwy exit.

This was a police car

Then it slammed on the breaks to stop at the red arrow.......after waiting about a minute it put on its lights, went through the red, then turned them off again.

silly me......i forgot the law doesnt apply to police........

[RICEY]

Firstly, Being a falcadore driver I dont think Im better than all of you, I know I am lol jks

Secondly, I hate when ur in California and u go what u think is the right way around a roundabout to find those dumb fucks go the other way lol

I second the dumb fucks in the right lane on the freeway, they get me real angry, how can someone be so stupid? Also ppl too lazy to indicate, Ive seriously considered following them till they stop then reaching in and snapping off the indicator and saying you obviously wont be needing this then stabbing them in the head with it. What else....I hate non aussie car drivers who think all aussie cars are shit, granted theres aussie car drivers who bag other cars they are dickheads as well....as long as it goes hard who gives a shit where it came from?

Oh and I hate how the chick lenny shagged after me told me that Lenny has a small wang, I used to look up to him now I cant. :(

lol !!

[LNYMRKO]

She only came to me after because you weren't doing it right... :/

[RICEY]

Then why did she come back to me again, you must have done an even worse job than me !!!! hahaha

[LNYMRKO]

She came back to you because I started going out with my girlfriend. :)

[WRCjosh]

this is not young and the restless

psc whores are NOT cool.

this has been a public service announcment from myself, and was brought to you by the letters S, L, U and T :P

[RICEY]

She was young and restless when I felt her up

She isnt a psc whore she doesnt even have mirc hahaha

SLUTS are great !!! Minimum effort, maximum returns ;)

[LNYMRKO]

']this is not young and the restless

psc whores are NOT cool.

this has been a public service announcment from myself, and was brought to you by the letters S, L, U and T :PSays the guy who picks up school girls yesterday. :P

[bossplaya]

when you eat onion rings from hungry jacks
and then your farts stink like them, so bad that you almost barf

[Shaolin242]

Ok this just pissed me off........

Last night after finishing my shift at about 1.00 in the morning driving down Tonkin Hwy doing about 90km (mainly because i was on my mobile)

There was no one around.

Then suddenly this car came flying past me.........so fast it shook the shit out of my car the same way a big truck does.
It then proceded to cut me off, causing me to hit the breaks. To go up the Roe Hwy exit.

This was a police car

Then it slammed on the breaks to stop at the red arrow.......after waiting about a minute it put on its lights, went through the red, then turned them off again.

silly me......i forgot the law doesnt apply to police........

yep and they are all fuckheads - report em if you can...tho leave out the part about u being on your mobile :P

[RICEY]

Speaking of which ppl who drive and talk on mobiles shit me, well mainly the ones who have trouble doing both. I mean all mobile phones come with a FREE handsfree kit !! Use the fucking thing !!! Not only is it illegal to drive and talk without one, but half the population cant drive straight when talking on the phone without one and you PISS ME OFF!!

[TJ]

i hate yellow stickers

fucking things, i got one.

[stacked]

trucks in the right hand lane makes me want to go muay thai

[RICEY]

Thats when u switch ur cb to ch 40 and tell them to move the fuck over

[POTTER]

SLUT
whats that?

[RICEY]

Something I love.

[Ratus]

transperth - unfortunately stil saving for my car means that they are my onli means of transport. ive never gone without a ticket - today, i onli had my train money, but in 5 and 10 cent pieces, so, i started putting these coins in, 1 by 1, took nearly 5 minutes, group of about 10 ppl had lined up behind me an were getting abusive, then, the machine closed the coin slot and spat all my money in, in of course, the tiny amount of schrapnel that id put in - so, i put it all in my pocket and got on the train. and, the fat pig guard gave me a fine - heh, the pingpingpingping must've bn thinking bout donuts coz he completely fucked up my address on the fine - pplz PM me as to wot i should do? :boink:

OK, im done venting :mad:

[SikS4]

ah the memories, my first car was a big green mercedes (transperth) now i cant stand being on public transport, had to get trains and busses wen my engine was being rebuilt, it did my head in

[MissG]

''yep and they are all fuckheads - report em if you can...tho leave out the part about u being on your mobile :''

i would have done...........but they had no HEADLIGHTS ON!!!!!........bastards
it's kinda hard to see a car that has no headlights on at 1am.........

[RadiuM]

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