My Mates Balls

[chris260]

If your name is on this list then you have a track worthy car but your balls are the size of a pea.

Harden Up Girly Men

Thodd
Balistc
RROB
JAZZA08
Ricey
Magic1
KyeBidz
GTRETA
DETHROW
CERBERA

If these people on the list above post here with an excuse it will be clear that their manhood is never coming back.

To get your name off this embarrassing list get yourself to your local track and throw down some laps.

[SimonR32]

lol, im not bringing the gtr out...

but silvia will be out one day to chop brockspank

[PIGSTi]

hahahahha Todd for PM :D:D:D

[SimonR32]

chris when is ur tarah fot spec gtr going to do some helis

[Brockas]

To add to the list:

b005t
andeh
Uncle_Mick
vy ss ute m6
confuzion
AD4M
miami ;)
apexi_boi
Remix
Scradley
impresiv
Joey89
32gtr2nv

[chris260]

chris when is ur tarah fot spec gtr going to do some helis

When your balls drop I will celebrate with some deep voice circle work.....

[Thodd]

I'm on top. :)

Plus it's all about how you stand by your car I thought?

[gtr_eta]

Ha ha ha my cars been on local tracks in wa,the main one it goes too and was built for is the street and too see if i could do a ten. I had sucess but for wanners it is not built for that,king springs and huge subaru 4 pots
I think you just want some of these sreet creded cars to beat i did hear some chooka knocked you off last night you need some more competitors to beat ha ha ha That same chooka has 132mph up its sleeve just ask mr jones

[confuzion]

lol fak u paul haha

[Thodd]

I'm with Sean, less time posting on forums, more time practicing Chris!

Ps. I have a bag full of exscuses to use :)

[joey89]

Prob add me to the list haha

After retune id be keen for a no limits night :)

[SimonR32]

vote 2 for scradly

[chris260]

Ha ha ha my cars been on local tracks in wa,the main one it goes too and was built for is the street and too see if i could do a ten. I had sucess but for wanners it is not built for that,king springs and huge subaru 4 pots
I think you just want some of these sreet creded cars to beat i did hear some chooka knocked you off last night you need some more competitors to beat ha ha ha That same chooka has 132mph up its sleeve just ask mr jones

Yes the Choke-a did beat my time by less than 2 tenths of a second but that will make me stronger hahahaha. I really dont mind getting beaten bud, its all part of the fun of being out on the racetrack with your mates having a ball.

The idea of this post was to stir the pot in a fun way and show some people that it really does not matter what your skill level is just get out there and have some fun in your car.

[gtr_eta]

Lol but when i do a 68-78 and scratch my car on a wall maybe get it bogged i see no fun in that ha ha ha ha

[SimonR32]

sean drive silvia, dont be weak

[chris260]

Lol but when i do a 68-78 and scratch my car on a wall maybe get it bogged i see no fun in that ha ha ha ha

Let Carly drive it then............(*Ducks for Cover*)

[SimonR32]

oh snap!

[gtr_eta]

Silvia ha ha ok silvia cup .....
Carly would probally beat me,No talent here and my motec didnt come with a wanners button

[SimonR32]

Silvia ha ha ok silvia cup .....

oooo its fucking on :dizzy:

[Thodd]

Brockas, if Kym (impresiv) races, that virtually counts for me racing :)

[Kye]

I would be racing at No Limits..... except I can't concentrate with all the rattling from the engine.

I'll still be on the track before Thodd though ;)

[Brockas]

I'll still be on the track before Thodd though ;)

That sounds like a challenge.


Can Kye get his motor built and car back on the road before Thodd grows some balls?


I'm gonna say yes.

[Miami]

To add to the list:

b005t
andeh
Uncle_Mick
vy ss ute m6
confuzion
AD4M
miami ;)
apexi_boi
Remix
Scradley
impresiv
Joey89

Ohhh, you bastard.

Just when I was starting to get my finances sorted out.

I need new front rotors, and I'm there on street tyres.

[Brockas]

all i hear is "blah blah blah i need balls"

[Joe]

HAHA!

Sean and Rob are playing with my car at the moment, so I can't do anything with it....thats my excuse :)

[Cake]

Brockas, if Kym (impresiv) races, that virtually counts for me racing :)
No Thodd, that counts for TJ driving your car.

[Slip_]

vote 2 for scradly

+1

[JME]

by the time thodd comes on boost he has to brake and turn again....so whats the point :-)

[Thodd]

by the time thodd comes on boost he has to brake and turn again....so whats the point :-)


Plenty of powerband!, I don't need much haha, just need to make sure i'm not smoking a clutch up haha.

Watch out Kye, ill get some Leb from over east to sell you an unseen motor. I hear you like taking risks!

[AD4M]

broken motor is my excuse! hopefully by the end of the year i'll be off the list haha
Anthony aka 32gtr2nv needs to be up there.

[Brockas]

HAHA!

Sean and Rob are playing with my car at the moment, so I can't do anything with it....thats my excuse :)

hahaha you're full of it, your car was track ready for months and only now it's busted :p

[gtr_eta]

I will brake a gear box or a big end DAK DAK DAK

[Joe]

Is that you Rob??

[Brockas]

hahahahaha leaving computer logged in at all-star is a bad idea...

[ben351]

Paul = " big bro everyone is teasing me on antilag "

Chris = " its ok little bro ill make a thread to take the attention off you and your constantly breaking GT-R "

Paul = " thanks big bro "

[REXESS]

:wgaf:

OK some ppl build their cars for street, some for drags, some for track, some for all...seriously quit with the "my balls are bigger than yours" shit and just be happy with YOUR own car

i dont see all the "track warriors" at the plex ever, y, cos there car aint set up for it

sheesh n they say women are bitches :rolleyes:

[RRob]

well me 32 aint good at doin tens or trck work its a shitter
ps i love steve xxoo

[Joe]

AHHHH ME GLORIA!!!!

[SimonR32]

:wgaf:

OK some ppl build their cars for street, some for drags, some for track, some for all...seriously quit with the "my balls are bigger than yours" shit and just be happy with YOUR own car

i dont see all the "track warriors" at the plex ever, y, cos there car aint set up for it

sheesh n they say women are bitches :rolleyes:

carly, just excited to talk about balls :whip:

[Brockas]

Paul = " big bro everyone is teasing me on antilag "

Chris = " its ok little bro ill make a thread to take the attention off you and your constantly breaking GT-R "

Paul = " thanks big bro "

hahahahahahahaha


i hope you die in a fire.

hows the XF coming champ? hahahaha

[Brockas]

:wgaf:

OK some ppl build their cars for street, some for drags, some for track, some for all...seriously quit with the "my balls are bigger than yours" shit and just be happy with YOUR own car

i dont see all the "track warriors" at the plex ever, y, cos there car aint set up for it

sheesh n they say women are bitches :rolleyes:

Way to turn a light-hearted thread into an emo cut session! hahaha

[REXESS]

just over guys whingin like bitches :banana:

[ben351]

hahahahahahahaha


i hope you die in a fire.

hows the XF coming champ? hahahaha

got rid of that last year bro :)

Ford Power !!

C4 = tough as.

[cplagz]

Track, drag racing and burnout king in one = City West carpark no?

[chris260]

just over guys whingin like bitches :banana:

My aim for this fun light hearted thread was to stop them whingin and come have some fun. Once they have a go and see that it is not really that hard to have some great fun on the track in their car that they spend a lot of time and money on there will be no stopping them.

[addicted.to.speed]

While I would love to burn GT-FAIL I actually agree with Chris. The guys who haven't turned up at the track... grow some balls. Not those people going to the plex - at least they do some form of motorsport.

ps. honestly it is much better than any street driving/racing - a million times better.

[Thodd]

Richard, I can't race until I ding 70 on wow. You should know this!

[R32-GTR]

can you do 160k + roll ons at wanners ? I dont think so !

[addicted.to.speed]

can you do 160k + roll ons at wanners ? I dont think so !

can you pedal? I dont think so.

[R32-GTR]

have u seen me pedal ? do you even know me ? i dont think so. And if your such a good pedaller why does steve drive your car ?

[addicted.to.speed]

have u seen me pedal ? do you even know me ? i dont think so. And if your such a good pedaller why does steve drive your car ?

I made the assumption you havent done any motorsport before. If you havent then you cant pedal. Either way, come down to the track and show us - thats what this thread is about.

I drove my evo7 last night, and let steve drive my rx7.

[gtr_eta]

Poo Poo is one lokos finest getaway driver he can pedal

[Cake]

LOL yeah R32-GTR is another newbie who just bought an already modded gtr and has never participated in any motorsport.


I made the assumption you havent done any motorsport before.
What kind of an assumption is that to make on this forum, particularly toward people posting in this section?

[Miami]

Someone remind me again of the entry costs etc involved in doing a NoLimits night?
- entry fee
- cams 2S license/day license
- extinguisher

My main issue is what happens when I break whatever I end up breaking next - its my daily as well :)

[Miami]

To answer my own question, taken straight from nolimitevents.com -

Cost breakup:

$150 - Full payment for No limit car club members
$165 - Full payment + No Limit Car Club Membership payment for non members with current CAMS L2S licenses.
$210 - Full payment + No Limit Car Club Membership + CAMS L2S day license payment.
$260 - Full payment + No Limit Car Club Membership + CAMS L2S year license payment.

Fire extinguisher can be purchased through NoLimits for ~$65.

Am I reading correctly that the L2S day permit is only available to NEW CAMS members, or can you purchase multiple day licenses even if you once had a now expired L2S year license previously?

[Tocchi]

whats the deal with the cars allowed on it?
as in, can they look bunky as fuck and have no rear or front bumpers?

[Brockas]

have u seen me pedal ? do you even know me ? i dont think so. And if your such a good pedaller why does steve drive your car ?

oh snap.

punch it out boys.

[iluv2moan]

whats the deal with the cars allowed on it?
as in, can they look bunky as fuck and have no rear or front bumpers?

and to add to that,

do they have ot be street regod with exhausts??

[Evo Stevo]

have u seen me pedal ? do you even know me ? i dont think so. And if your such a good pedaller why does steve drive your car ?

I know you, and you are the finest gearbox destroyer this side of locko, closely followed by me.

[Evo Stevo]

I made the assumption you havent done any motorsport before. If you havent then you cant pedal. Either way, come down to the track and show us - thats what this thread is about.

I drove my evo7 last night, and let steve drive my rx7.

oi:banana:32gtr is simon aka GTR god Natoloto, you should refer to him as sir Locko gearbox stick swinging 10 second master. a quick education richy:

http://www.antilag.com/100/DSC_0020.JPG
http://www.antilag.com/100/DSC_0002.JPG
some of the women that he has nailed in the car after making 600 at the tyres and telling them about how his paint sparkles(may or may not be true):
http://www.antilag.com/100/DSC_0184.JPG
http://www.antilag.com/100/DSC_0140.JPG
http://www.antilag.com/100/DSC_0026.JPG
chooka's engine more recent when it did 1000 at the tyres(new blow off installed)
http://www.antilag.com/100/DSC_0067.JPG

[Clint]

Let people do their own thing. If they want to go to the track they will. I like the track and agree it's fun and teaches people how to drive better, but I wouldn't go just to please other people. WTF is this high school? Get the fuck over it and let people do what they want, not try to shame and embarrass them into doing things you think they should do.

[redline07]

Haha i think thats missing the point of the thread, was just a bit of a light hearted dig from chris.

[Clint]

It's light hearting but it's still calling people out in a pretty lame way.

[chris260]

It's light hearting but it's still calling people out in a pretty lame way.

So Clint you have never gone and done something that you have enjoyed and asked some of your friends to come and share that experience with you? No one that has ever come and tried it has said that they did not enjoy themselves. Some people just need a little motorvation. I am not going to push anyone to do anything that they reply don't want to do. If one person on this list comes and has good time then its all good. BTW Clint I have nothing to get over, grow up dude.

[Clint]

Chris I agree with what you saying. Just not how your going about doing it.

[chris260]

Chris I agree with what you saying. Just not how your going about doing it.

That is why I used their login names, only their close friends know who they are. If Anyone is offended by what I said I will gladly remove them from the list. If anyone else is offended that is not on the list please stop reading this thread.

[addicted.to.speed]

have u seen me pedal ? do you even know me ? i dont think so.

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee97/richardjh007/chinese.jpg

[ImPreSiV]

my car has been out at AHG, and is going out again next month on the long track...

[JME]

I don't see the point anymore, i'd chop all you pingpingpingpings anyway.

Oi Simone you CAN do 160+ roll on's on long track just have brakes for the end :D

[whitesky]

Geez there's a lot of people taking this thread the wrong way.
When i first starting reading it I had a chuckle at Chris having a dig. I'm glad he does. He has a dig at me all the time, and to be honest my car would prob be parked a lot more if he didnt.
I did my PB on thursday night so I have a big smile.

So I guess if you woke up and found your sense of humour warning light on, dont be offended.

[1JZVL]

vls dont turn.

my handbrake barely even works ffs.

the brakes can hardly hold the car when ur trying to do a fkn standstill.. pieces of shit, my 1992 camry brakes twice as good.. why! :cockblock

[R32-GTR]

goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonggggggggggggg steve you got too much spare time.

[RICEY]

Did I hear correctly, Chris got chopped twice on Thurs? :D

[REXESS]

all i hear is blah blah blah

so i say to put u all back in yuh holes lets hire wanners or ahg all get a hire car (same same no cheatings) then we will see who can pedal and who can only get times in there orsmly setup track cars!!!:wave:

deal, ok done :kiss:

[chris260]

all i hear is blah blah blah

so i say to put u all back in yuh holes lets hire wanners or ahg all get a hire car (same same no cheatings) then we will see who can pedal and who can only get times in there orsmly setup track cars!!!:wave:

deal, ok done :kiss:

Having some trouble understanding what your post is about, can you please let me know who you are directing this to?

[chris260]

Did I hear correctly, Chris got chopped twice on Thurs? :D

No more water coolers for you!

[REXESS]

Having some trouble understanding what your post is about, can you please let me know who you are directing this to?

everyone
u said its all bout fun wot could be more fun than havin a lil stock corolla or somefin (all mates get the same) and having bunky races :)

[chris260]

everyone
u said its all bout fun wot could be more fun than havin a lil stock corolla or somefin (all mates get the same) and having bunky races :)

Your spot on, it is all about fun. I have never mentioned anything about times. The people on the list have modified their cars to make them faster and perform better. My reasoning is why not come to the track with all your friends. Times are irrelevant.

[RICEY]

No more water coolers for you!

Lucky I only need one hahaha

Unless my one breaks in which case Im sorry till you get me another one then Ill laugh at you again :D

[RICEY]

Your spot on, it is all about fun. I have never mentioned anything about times. The people on the list have modified their cars to make them faster and perform better. My reasoning is why not come to the track with all your friends. Times are irrelevant.

Well in my case Id rather have a more competitive car to race because at this stage Id get hosed bigtime with my minor mods :(

[Boza]

those last 3 words in your last post are an absolute crock of shit chris...

seriously, who here that does the no limits isnt out to get near or try to beat either you or steve/richards times, and vice versa with steve/richard going out there to not try beat your/there times ?

i somehow think the times are relevant...

if times werent relevant this wouldnt be a dick comparing contest (ie who can pedal & who cant) and people would be going out there for a bit of fun...

[REXESS]

oi where my crank biatch :hammer:

[Evilteddy]

seriously, who here that does the no limits isnt out to get near or try to beat either you or steve/richards times, and vice versa with steve/richard going out there to not try beat your/there times ?


I shall raise my hand on this one.
I'm out there for the fun, the experience in MY car and to better myself.

I think you'll find the faster boys have a friendly competition, but they are there to try and better themselves as well... the other drivers just give them that incentive to push themselves harder.

[FranZ]

This thread has all kinds of gold in it.

I think Richard hadn't discovered cars when poo poo was out sideways EVERYWHERE in the 31! haha

[RICEY]

oi where my crank biatch :hammer:

Where was my reminder sms biatch?

[RICEY]

Chris: "Im not competitive"

Me: "Im not overweight"

SAME SAME

:D

[chris260]

those last 3 words in your last post are an absolute crock of shit chris...

seriously, who here that does the no limits isnt out to get near or try to beat either you or steve/richards times, and vice versa with steve/richard going out there to not try beat your/there times ?

i somehow think the times are relevant...

if times werent relevant this wouldnt be a dick comparing contest (ie who can pedal & who cant) and people would be going out there for a bit of fun...

WOW, I dont even know you and you think what I say is a crock of shit!!!!

I am talking about the people on the LIST........the times that they do on their first time on the track is irrelevant. And I said nothing about a no limits night. The no limits night is a load of fun and great to see what the best time you can get out of your car. And yes Steve did beat my time and that does not bother me at all, he is a mate of mine and still will be no matter what.

I am not comparing my dick with anyones, this post has nothing to do with me or my driving. If you look at the list I posted It contains MY FRIENDS. If they have a problem with it they can see me personally and I will take them off the list straight away.

This was a poke at a few of my close friends to get out on the track......THAT IS ALL

[Thodd]

This is antilag, hack or be hacked.

Too much emoness for friendly hacks.

I'm on the list and I had a lol.

Although I can see where people look at the thread and think Chris is being a Track Nazi (which he is!). But all for the greater good and a giggle.

[addicted.to.speed]

Rhys doesn't come to the track.. u want to know why? because he is homosexual.... he's the only honest one.

[Brockas]

I'm going to crank out one of my favourite pictures:

http://home.maine.rr.com/mattyg/wambulance.jpg

[ben351]

Beau hit the nail on the head.

[Kye]

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/5527/seriouscatwr9.jpg

[GTRgav]

I got my 54s time, car now gets big doof-doof spec stereo, cheapo super-wide Taiwanese dish, drift wing and locally made body kit.

[SimonR32]

This thread has all kinds of gold in it.

I think Richard hadn't discovered cars when poo poo was out sideways EVERYWHERE in the 31! haha

lol at chooko clutching second and yanking wheel sideways in a straight line for the illusion of power in the r31

[JME]

that 31 was a monster, in the eyes of 16year old simone it was anyway ROFL!!!!!!

[confuzion]

haha come on, back in the day it was a monster to all of us 16y.o's !
that and dylans hachi were the bomb

[gtr_eta]

Also the blue valiant was good runs back in the day even brian's commo injected 5.0 bro [nice] ha ha but that was the 90's lol