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31-EVO
11-01-2008, 11:31 PM
Heck fun if your bored as fack
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php
Here is one I prepared earlier
"I defy you! Come and kneel before Antilag.com!"
Sounds awsome!
how do I access it :P
FFS, stupid computer.... now the link shows up lol
We can't stop here. This is Hi 5 4 Anal country.
buahahahahhahahaha
You want the but sex? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Many Bothans died to bring us this Tj.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world Lawn Mower didn't exist.
A boy's best friend is his rx-7.
How does it know?
31-EVO
11-01-2008, 11:39 PM
It knows all!!!
31-EVO
11-01-2008, 11:42 PM
"Why don't you come up sometime and see TJ ?"
"Show me the TJ !"
"I feel the need - the need for Dak dak !" ( lol )
"Better to be king for a night than ping for a lifetime."
"This is the West, sir. When the same same becomes fact, print the same same ." ( ROFL )
Edit
"Keep your friends close, but your Brockas closer."
The site has epicly failed, I will no longer use it
Macca
11-01-2008, 11:54 PM
We are indeed drifting into the arena of the anus.
You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a drifter.
I am the author. You are the drifter. I outrank you!
Brett_J
12-01-2008, 12:03 AM
I'm looking for the Army of the Twelve Sneeper.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my sneeper, in this life or the next.
There is a sneeper coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?
You had me at 'sneeper'. LMFAO
After all, tomorrow is another chop!
This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old chop.
We are indeed drifting into the arena of the chop.
Brett
Steppo_GT
12-01-2008, 01:01 AM
I ate his dick with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. LMAO!
I am big! It's the faggot that got small.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful pingpingpingping.
Of all the pingpingpingping joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a pingpingpingping lasts forever.
Ray, if someone asks if you are a pingpingpingping, you say, 'yes!' HAHAHA
That'll do, pingpingpingping. That'll do.
Lions and tigers and pussy, oh my!
Show me the pussy!
This site had to be one of the best lol, (except for Antilag.com) :)
Clontarf[X]
12-01-2008, 03:25 AM
Few men ever swapped more than one roffletomato with Sean Regan.
Adr3naL1N
12-01-2008, 08:24 AM
Evo? We ain't got no evo! We don't need no evo! I don't have to show you any stinking evo!
I bet you can squeal like a dak dak
Madness??!! This is Antilag!!!!! (BAHAHAHA)
I'm king of the ANAL!
Remember, you're fighting for this woman's BUTT SEX, which is probably more than she ever did.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the SURPRISE BUTT SEX Room!
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to BUTT SEX (AHAHHAAHAHA)
INSINR8R
12-01-2008, 09:35 AM
Brockas? We ain't got no brockas! We don't need no brockas! I don't have to show you any stinking brockas!
Remember, you're fighting for this woman's antilag, which is probably more than she ever did.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but an antilag lasts forever.
When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my antilag. That's the price she has to pay.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little kunt, too!
They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into quad chassis.
Annie Hall (1977)
(the missing phrase was 'television shows')
addicted.to.speed
12-01-2008, 01:52 PM
We're on a mission from Myspace.
Ray, if someone asks you if you are a TJ, you say, "yes!".
I'll have whats sneeper's having.
You're gonna need bigger STi.
We can't stop here this is keyboard warrior country.
ben351
12-01-2008, 07:16 PM
you dont need this when you hang around Owain
locote
12-01-2008, 07:26 PM
"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my penis."
Pulp Fiction LOL
Tocchi
12-01-2008, 08:38 PM
"I defy you! Come and kneel before Rayp!"
"Say hello to my little ecotec!"
"Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the enchilada."
"You take the blue caffer - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe."
"As God is my Vtec yo!, I'll never be hungry again."
locote
13-01-2008, 01:14 AM
"Pay no attention to that man behind the ford!"
HaHa, wizard of Oz
"Okay, here's the plan. We get the warhead and then hold the world ransom for... one million holdens!"
Austin Powers
"I am not a tird! I am a human being. I am a man."
Elephant man
"I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a tird lasts forever."
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a tird."
Goodfellas (1990)
"It is too late, my smelly fart is in your veins."
The Lost Boys (1987
"Few men ever swapped more than one genital wart with Sean Regan."
The Big Sleep (1946)
Brockas
13-01-2008, 02:13 AM
Brockas? We ain't got no brockas! We don't need no brockas! I don't have to show you any stinking brockas!
hahaha gold.
"Few men ever swapped more than one cum shot to the face with Sean Regan."
"I am big! It's the surpriser that got small."
"It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the 2 in the pink 1 the stink."
"I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this epic fail."
"Bulk Hugs, for lack of a better word, is good."
"All work and no smashing it in makes Jack a dull boy."
"Houston, we have a barracuda."
"Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my sneep sneep, in this life or the next."
Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its antilag.
come to the conclusion after fucking around with it for a bit, that it actually does know... it really does
example, typed god
first one :
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my god.
:eek3:
31-EVO
13-01-2008, 01:42 PM
"ROFLCOPTER! Why did it have to be ROFLCOPTER?"
Better to be king for a night than Brockas for a lifetime.
You've got TJ on you.
I see dead sneeper.
When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my fucking burnout. That's the price she has to pay.
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Drop 2nd' at will to old ladies.
Killing me won't bring back your popped 1JZ.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was ping killed the beast.
I have a head for business and a Brockas' back seat at Kings Park for sin.
All work and no touching time makes Jack a dull boy.
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