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Skitzo
14-11-2007, 10:10 AM
Heard on the news on 92.9 yesterday morning that kids in schools south of the river are playing a new game called space monkey. the game alledgedly involves strangling eachother to restrict blood flow to the brain until just before or when the person passes out. so that they can get a "buzz" when the blood rushes back to the brain...

Tried to find a news article but couldn't. Did anyone else hear bout this. MAkes me wonder what the next generation of kids will be doing on lunch time breaks for fun...

Adr3naL1N
14-11-2007, 10:14 AM
rofl great, prolly destroying brain cells, good to see we are going to have some smart leaders down the track.

haha i remember back in high school days it was barcode we played, the game all the teachers tried to ban, had a few incidents with that, broken arms, few tears here and there, always was good fun at the time, what with the gauntlets n all hahaaha, good times good times.

Mister Two
14-11-2007, 10:22 AM
Sterilise them now. So they dont breed in the future

Jase
14-11-2007, 10:36 AM
...south of the river...


Theres your problem :P
jjks


At my primary school in Vic at one stage they did something similar, kinda. I think they held their breath until it all started going black n shit. But you did it to yourself, not someone else. Spew if u accidentally kill someone

Skitzo
14-11-2007, 10:38 AM
haha i made sure i remembered to put that bit in....

Brockas
14-11-2007, 10:56 AM
haha i remember back in high school days it was barcode we played, the game all the teachers tried to ban, had a few incidents with that, broken arms, few tears here and there, always was good fun at the time, what with the gauntlets n all hahaaha, good times good times.

Barcode ROCKS!


I remember back in high school one of the "fads" was to sit down, hyperventilate, hold your breath and then stand up really quick.
Made you pass out.

I never got the appeal of it...

Blueraven
14-11-2007, 10:57 AM
wtf... what ever happened to spending lunch breaks trying to look up skirts or talking as much shit as possible to mates...now they gotta choke each other?

Muppet_Guy
14-11-2007, 11:04 AM
Give these kids some drugs ffs... they are obviously trying hard ot come up with a povo version of getting high lol!

Jase
14-11-2007, 11:09 AM
Give these kids some drugs ffs... they are obviously trying hard ot come up with a povo version of getting high lol!

bindi's have been banned so they have to resort to this

Skitzo
14-11-2007, 11:40 AM
its also cool to close ur eyes.. and push on ur eyeballs.. results in a kinda cool light show hahah...

RICEY
14-11-2007, 12:09 PM
I once tried to do a Michael Hutchence and strangle myself while I had a wank but i lost coordination and ended up wanking my neck and squeezing my dick.

Still felt alright though...

Brockas
14-11-2007, 12:15 PM
I once tried to do a Michael Hutchence and strangle myself while I had a wank but i lost coordination and ended up wanking my neck and squeezing my dick.

Still felt alright though...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cochee
14-11-2007, 12:27 PM
We use to play "the money game" at school. Same sort of thing as barcode or gauntlet.
Everyone stands in a circle and someone throws money in the middle then you have to get the money. Big crackdown on this after someone got their nose broken

Skitzo
14-11-2007, 12:48 PM
i used to play magic cards....*














*this statement is 100% incorrect

addicted.to.speed
14-11-2007, 03:41 PM
all games at school end in tears...

i remember we used to ditch tennis balls at each other as hard as we could.. until I sconed some stupid bitch in the head.... then it was game over.

Brockas
14-11-2007, 03:42 PM
Soggy biscuit?

flamo_damo
14-11-2007, 03:46 PM
I once tried to do a Michael Hutchence and strangle myself while I had a wank but i lost coordination and ended up wanking my neck and squeezing my dick.

Still felt alright though...

GOLD!!! Im in tears ahahaha

Muppet_Guy
14-11-2007, 03:46 PM
Soggy biscuit?

You gotta be a poof to play that in the first place :coocoo:

addicted.to.speed
14-11-2007, 03:53 PM
wtf is soggy biscuit?

Joe
14-11-2007, 03:57 PM
Barcodes ftmfw. Used to be awesome when there was about 20 of us playing....people got hurt pretty bad :lol:

S133LTR
14-11-2007, 03:57 PM
wtf is soggy biscuit?

what paul seems to be feeding the young girls SOR?

addicted.to.speed
14-11-2007, 04:00 PM
what paul seems to be feeding the young girls SOR?

soggy biscuit = anal sex while watching shrek?

Muppet_Guy
14-11-2007, 04:06 PM
wtf is soggy biscuit?

Bunch of guys in a room wanking themselves, everyone comes on a biscuit, the one that comes last has to eat it.

As I said, only poofs would play that game, wanting to be wanking around other guys wanking themselves is not something I'd consider fun. That's one game you'd feel like a winner in if you suffer from premature ejaculation though hahahha.

wadragracing
14-11-2007, 04:28 PM
WTF Dan what sort of messed up kid invents that game!?
LOL at kids trying to get highs without drugs.
Barcode FTW. Had some classic games...as long as no one went too far (which always ending up happening haha) it was fine.

31-EVO
14-11-2007, 04:36 PM
I once tried to do a Michael Hutchence and strangle myself while I had a wank but i lost coordination and ended up wanking my neck and squeezing my dick.

Still felt alright though...

I didn't bother reading the rest of the thread, hardly seemed worth it after that :lol:

RICEY
14-11-2007, 04:38 PM
lol thankyou, thankyou very much (in Elvis voice who's also dead but not from wanking)

Skitzo
14-11-2007, 04:45 PM
Soggy biscuit?

also known as limp biscuit....

when we played barcode if u ruined the box u got poor karnt... 10 punches from everyone... some poor guy got it twice in a row....

RICEY
14-11-2007, 04:51 PM
Please explian barcode never heard of it

Skitzo
14-11-2007, 04:54 PM
u get on orange juice carton or choc milk... push the top down so its a square/rectangular box. people stand in a circle. u throw it to someone and they hit it up in the air and u have to keep it in the air (like hacky sack but can use any body part). if it lands on teh floor with the barcode facing up. everyone gets to punch u. well thats how we played it...

wadragracing
14-11-2007, 04:55 PM
You use a juice or milk box (one of the bigger ones, or the square ones).
Basically need a small group of people, stand in a circle and you had to hit the box up into the air around the group, if you're the last one to hit it and it lands on the ground barcode side up everyone gets to punch you. You can't avoid it either, that also results in punching.

wadragracing
14-11-2007, 04:56 PM
Beat me to it skitzo haha

RICEY
14-11-2007, 04:59 PM
ahhh cheers

Barcodes hadnt been invented when I was at school.....

Skitzo
14-11-2007, 05:00 PM
i want to know is how it spread from school to school. i went to ocean reef and played it... and people that live near freo played it too.. haah

Roobiks
14-11-2007, 05:52 PM
barcode was great.

being expert at le hacke' sac meant i hardly ever got hit.

RICEY
14-11-2007, 05:55 PM
We used to play hacky sac at work every night during dinner break till some dude launched himself into the roller door and knocked himself out going for a speccie header. The accident report form resulted in a ban on the sport from that day on hahaha.

SSICK
14-11-2007, 06:43 PM
ever heard of ringkong?? u squash the milk carton/juice carton same as barcode style, then u have to kick it round, if its within a metre radius of you u are open to be kicked how ever hard the person thinks is necessary. so u haev to be quik and kick it towards some one else. this game only runs for 10 mins max until teachers squash the carton, never saw a teacher cop the 10 punches tho????

ben351
15-11-2007, 08:05 AM
we used to have this game in high school caleld X-Men ... you would take the insides out of your BIC pen and spit in the then flick it across the guy in fronts back twice in the shape of an X on there back ... hahahaha it was awesome !!!

Adr3naL1N
15-11-2007, 08:05 AM
i want to know is how it spread from school to school. i went to ocean reef and played it... and people that live near freo played it too.. haah

i went to school in bullcreek and we played it :)

Joe
15-11-2007, 08:27 AM
We played it in Balcatta also.

I'd say it spread on the weekends...when cousins or family friends or mates from sporting teams from different schools got together, and decided they were bored, they probably played barcodes.

Then at school on Monday, everyone was introduced to it :)

Brockas
15-11-2007, 08:34 AM
Bunch of guys in a room wanking themselves, everyone comes on a biscuit, the one that comes last has to eat it.

As I said, only poofs would play that game, wanting to be wanking around other guys wanking themselves is not something I'd consider fun. That's one game you'd feel like a winner in if you suffer from premature ejaculation though hahahha.

Cerbera never lost.

Muppet_Guy
15-11-2007, 08:36 AM
ROFL!

adrenalin
15-11-2007, 08:41 AM
Barcode was funny as everyone would just boot the carton at someone they didnt like and hope it deflected off them or if they kicked it everyone would miss on purpose and hope.

CyberNetiC
15-11-2007, 11:06 AM
Balcatta rocked at barcode, had from 20 to 30 people playing it at once, poor sods would get six shades of shit belted out of em.

then they'd fuck the box up and run...

needless to say... running probably made it worse :|

i remember this one kids arm having all the shades of the rainbow in a bruise the size of a football, all down his upper arm... poor kid :(

Jase
15-11-2007, 11:27 AM
We had barcode too.. there was a guy no one like and every one used to throw the carton at his even if he wasnt playing just to get a few punches in

Cochee
15-11-2007, 12:50 PM
Another funny thing was to pull glad wrap really tight on ppl's faces

INSINR8R
15-11-2007, 07:16 PM
we used to have this game in high school caleld X-Men ... you would take the insides out of your BIC pen and spit in the then flick it across the guy in fronts back twice in the shape of an X on there back ... hahahaha it was awesome !!!

that happened to me. I got up, went to the toilet, washed it off my jacket. Walked into the class room, went to sit down but as I did I turned around and punched the pingpingpingping who did it in the face. Hard enough to break his nose.

But yeah, barcode was the shit.