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ReaperSS
06-09-2007, 08:37 PM
Damm Russian girls keep emailing me tryin to get into our country.

Anyone wanna help start up "Russian girlz" Massage retreat:lol:

Got this email today, had to share lol.....

"I live in city Yaransk which is in the Kirov area that from Moscow makes 857 kilometers. You heard about our city? I think that you did not hear about such city as it not big. Here at all it is a lot of inhabitants and our city is small.

Since a birth I lived in Yaranskå in the same place have grown. Father has left from us when was still small, three years ago I had a trouble at me mum has left. Since that moment I have changed became a little closed in myself. When I have left school, and have acted in Yaransk pedagogical institute on a speciality the teacher of elementary grades. There I was taught and began to work from city as the teacher of elementary grades. I very much love children and I am entirely given work, children. And consequently a cash life of time does not remain. And after work I earn additionally the cleaner.

I would like to tell at once to you that I the girl of old principles. I was possible to tell not the modern person. But sometimes I like to descend with girlfriends on a disco, but it happens not so frequently and to like me a family cosiness though I live with the girlfriend more and we rent the apartment together.

I think that you know about men in Russia and about a life here. I started acquaintance to you because I would not like to have more what that close relations with Russian men because they do not watch women here and frequently leave their one with children and the woman then should suffer and bring up children one. I had my loved guys, but each time it left all one and too. All of them want only one - sex, but I always want the greater than sex and it first of all love and very close relations. They do not think of it and at all do not want to understand the woman. Besides here drink also it too very much much forces to suffer the woman as the man when it is drunk here that can beat the woman. Such at us basically of the man. I very much do not want it and I do not get acquainted with anybody. Somehow time to me there has come the girlfriend and has advised to descend in the Internet of cafe, I at first doubted to go, but all the same was solved and have written.

I think that you to me write the my dear friend and I very much wait from you for the answer soon!!!

Yours Alena!!!"


I'D HIT IT!!!!!
see pics below....
http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/875/575408lc8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/9210/802434za5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Hmmmm she shares flat with girlfreind *Thats a nice thought*
I will try get more pics if its really her lol

joshg123
06-09-2007, 08:52 PM
Earliest i can leave, she better be good for 1600


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y220/joshg123/moscow.jpg

S_E
06-09-2007, 08:53 PM
LOL!

ReaperSS
06-09-2007, 09:10 PM
Earliest i can leave, she better be good for 1600


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y220/joshg123/moscow.jpg

:lol: ^^^^:lol:

She would have to do alot of suckin for $1620 even get her g/f involved for that kinda cash ;)

ELUSIV
06-09-2007, 09:17 PM
thats a suicide girl if ive ever seen one! :D

OneJ
06-09-2007, 09:21 PM
She's pretty bottom of the barrel when it comes to some of the eastern european wives. Very sad though for the ones who are legitimately kidnapped by the different organised crime groups of each country. I watched a documentary on something alone those lines where some blokes wife was stolen from him; they had two kids. She was considered lucky to be returned to her family, albeit prostituted out on many occasions over a period of a year or so, sent back pregnant and had aids. Fucken big reality check right there.

RICEY
06-09-2007, 09:22 PM
Russia sure does pump out some gorgeous women, ask for some nude pics lol

ReaperSS
06-09-2007, 09:52 PM
Im workin on that as we speak Ricey ;)

xr06t
07-09-2007, 07:32 AM
just dont end up like that dude who went to south africa to get his end wet and ended up with an ak47 up his clacker and some dudes askin for all his cash!

Riggs
07-09-2007, 08:04 AM
LOL these are funny, My old man has been sent emails from some chick in Russia for a while.

She is a little blondie and in the photos shes a little hottie, and im a fussy prick when it comes to women. I was at his office one day having a beer and a laugh and he was showing me all the emails and photos shes been sending him, hes been playing along writing back asking more questions and for more photos. He gets all thes really long letters in brocken english saying how much she wants to meet him for real and wants intimate companionship for the rest of her life bla bla bla. She sent photos of herself, always clothed and very respectable looking.

After a couple of weeks of that she finaly pipes up and says something along the lines of... "I really want to come visit you Peter but in my country I cannot leave without paying for many fees wich I cannot afford as my life here in Russia is very difficult at this time. I need to pay".... whatever it was and then she asks him if "My sweet you could look into you heart and assist me in this difficult time so that we can be together and share our passion for each other" I lol'd at that bigtime!!

Was good for a laugh but can see why some ugly old lonley man would fall for this thinking through his dick rather than his head...

TJ
07-09-2007, 08:28 AM
She's pretty bottom of the barrel when it comes to some of the eastern european wives. Very sad though for the ones who are legitimately kidnapped by the different organised crime groups of each country. I watched a documentary on something alone those lines where some blokes wife was stolen from him; they had two kids. She was considered lucky to be returned to her family, albeit prostituted out on many occasions over a period of a year or so, sent back pregnant and had aids. Fucken big reality check right there.

Documentary my ass... your Polish, more like home video of the family business :(

Muppet_Guy
07-09-2007, 08:53 AM
Hahaha, I love you long time!!! :D

Anyone seen the "Birthday Girl" with Nicole Kidman?

MaTMaN
07-09-2007, 09:08 AM
FVCK OFF SHE IS BROKE! she owns a turtle neck. She is livin large my friends.

miss_petepie
07-09-2007, 09:55 AM
you guys need to find hobbies.. other than chicks...


marc.... tsk tsk....
she has amazing green eyes.. someone please steal them..

Kaliber
07-09-2007, 10:12 AM
contacts methinks

deeman111
07-09-2007, 10:14 AM
i know a dude who got a Russian mail order bride but sent her back coz the bitch wouldnt shave her legs or armpits. And was rude to all his mates.

LOL... stamp return to sender on her forhead and chuck her on the plane.

James

P.S. yeah those eyes are pretty awesome, almost look fake there so green

RICEY
07-09-2007, 10:17 AM
Prob real, that eye colour is common in russian chicks.

miss_petepie
07-09-2007, 10:18 AM
rudeness.. im half russian.. my dad only passed on his brown eyes... rude!!!

Fryman
07-09-2007, 10:37 AM
i got one going at the moment.. it wasnt a spam it came from an email address rambler.ru (free russian email)
..
EAT THOSE LEAVES!

http://www.charitymods.org/pics/darya2.jpg

Hi my friend Lukian!
Was very glad to see your letter. It was very pleasant to receive again the letter from you.
I hope, that you do not object to my questions which I now I shall set. Because that we continued between us the correspondence very important as far as the person can listen to you and turn to you attention. And so my first question, what I would like to know than you are engaged in general? Your work? Than particularly you are engaged? Your hobbies? What would you like to make in a life? Why I ask on such with a kind simple questions attention. Because when you will start answer them I can to understand about you vital representation as you behave and in the life. I wanted you to inform, that I use services of the translator. And please I very much ask to be patient to me because when you ask any question and I do not answer on it I ask you that you to me about it have asked more particularly.
Now I shall tell to you a little about the work. At once I shall tell, that it very much the tough job and demands the big attention in relation to other people. I work as the doctor. And main my duty is service of the personnel that my patients were under correct supervision of their attending physicians. My fellow workers also are considered with me and with my correct decisions when to me my work is necessary to do. It happens, that from my patients I should accept flowers as that their treatment has passed fruitfully and very successfully when they did not hope at all for such result. I watch that all was carried out in conformity with rules of the schedule from A up to Z. You understand Lukian, that I on the work should be firm with the patients and the personnel but when you are houses simply would like tenderness of love and caress from loved the man.
Frequently when I am I am free on the days off like to read fiction.
At me not so big library of a house and I frequently take books from city library to fill the life the fine moments. I do not like to waste time simply and never I do any acts before I shall not think of it well. Very important value which I adhere " Be dear and respect opinions of others (let even they do not deserve it) ". Now you understand Lukian why I have decided to write only to you? I respect opinion of other person and I think, that the criticism is a good thing which sets the person thinking that you do, and whether correctly you do it. I allow to you small representation about that what I there is actually that have a little understood, that I for the person. I hope, that you write to me and will tell to me more about myself directly. Thanks for your attention. On it I shall stop, and I shall write to you later. Yours faithfully in all sincerity, Darya Mohova!


then this one...

http://www.charitymods.org/pics/darya1.jpg
Hi
How are you doing Lukian? I hope, what at you all is good?

I again and again receive your letter and I am joyful, that I can write to the person who is somewhere very far.Now at us the autumn comes. Not so to like me this season as in the street it is a lot of dirt and often there are rains.
I only called also you there were houses I know why but I could not reach you at home excuse me if that that not so but all that I only could work called to you the ambassador and could not speak with you excuse.
I shall tell to you about myself.
My period of the childhood was very severe, but not rigid as my parents gave me a lot of attention. I was the only child in family and consequently to not have brothers and sisters. My education was not absolutely modern at that time, but my parents of me never beat and tried to give in all to me understanding of world around. My mother Belief until recently worked in a kindergarten where she worked as the cook and prepared for a meal for children. She was considered as the good expert of the class and was very much appreciated. Now my mother Belief works in security agency, until recently. And as work of the woman in Russia is not appreciated (at all female work here is not
appreciated) pay very little. My father Alexander has died when to me there were 8 years. Has died on work when pulled out from fire the little girl, my father worked as the fireman. He has rescued this the girl from fire, but unfortunately itself could not escape. It was very hard to recollect it. When similar things occur to your close people it remains for all life. Probably therefore I have decided to go on such trade as the doctor to help people.
You now know some details of my life and I want to tell to you about myself in more detail and than I like to be engaged. I very much like dialogue with people and consequently from everyone with you letters I try to take something good for myself. Understanding of the person very important for me. I like to dance and on a regular basis I see off gymnastics to watch for the figure. I do not like to use also a lot of cosmetics, I think, that the natural beauty is much better than use of any cosmetics. Sometimes with friends and fellow workers I can afford rest and we go in a wood and there we do shish kebabs or we collect mushrooms and berries. I certainly can dare to go in such days of rest on a disco, but I do not like music. I give in music the preference to such great musicians as Bethoven. I very much like its composition " the Lunar sonata " if you did not hear necessarily listen to it Lukian. I in general like classical and tool music.
This music gains, except for that is pleasant on hearing. In the childhood I even tried to write verses and at me rather not badly it turned out. Probably I shall send you some my products if it to you will be valid interestingly. I already spoke, that I do not like to waste time simply and therefore I occupy time from a decline and till a dawn. I very much like to prepare for such dish (you probably heard about it) as Russian pel'menis. This very tasty dish. I also can cook to you and the Ukrainian borshch, but some products that I was able to do it in domestic conditions are necessary for all these dishes. It is really very tasty when you prepare. My mother speaks, that I would be left by the quite good cook and I could earn good money somewhere at restaurant. But I have chosen for myself absolutely other trade. You know, we do not presume to buy phone or a computer and consequently I write to you from the Internet of cafe which it is a lot of at us in city. I also shall give my address on which I live with my mother.
You can see it:

My full name Darya Mohova

street: Calinina 5
Apartment 69
city Kazan
postal index 420079
Country Russia

Probably at me the address as my mother wants to change an apartment on cheaper for payment will exchange, but I in any case shall inform to you about it.
You know Lukian? I could call to you if knew your phone number. I shall try to receive the salary next week to try to talk to you. If I receive the salary I shall by all means inform to you about it and we can agree when to me to call to you. But I am usual can call only in the evening on time. On it I shall finish the letter and I shall wait tomorrow for your letter. Take care Lukian!
Your friend Darya Mohova!

I replied to her that if she pays her way over here she can stay at my house and eat my girlfriend out 3 times a week for i am at work all the time and there isnt enough crotch attention.

shes got some history! and smokin hawt!

RICEY
07-09-2007, 10:42 AM
farkin bombed

RICEY
07-09-2007, 10:45 AM
http://www.global7russia.com/scam/scam-report.asp?scammer=mohova&firstname=darya&city=kazan&country=RUSSIA

lol !!

Fryman
07-09-2007, 10:47 AM
oh god dammit

i was gonna make her go ass to mouth!! :(

BIGS
07-09-2007, 12:28 PM
i know a dude who got a Russian mail order bride but sent her back coz the bitch wouldnt shave her legs or armpits. And was rude to all his mates.

LOL... stamp return to sender on her forhead and chuck her on the plane.

James

P.S. yeah those eyes are pretty awesome, almost look fake there so green


ROFL I know of a old horny guy who did something similar. To get the bride he had to purchase a cow or bull or something like that. He ended up exchanging her to lol.

TJ
07-09-2007, 01:44 PM
how do they get your email to begin with?

Muppet_Guy
07-09-2007, 01:46 PM
Probably signed up for newsletters at www.buyawife.com :D

kirbo
07-09-2007, 01:56 PM
http://www.global7russia.com/scam/scam-report.asp?scammer=mohova&firstname=darya&city=kazan&country=RUSSIA

lol !!

HAHAHA! Mint!

Niva
07-09-2007, 04:36 PM
OMFG ninja that bitch is smokin, and shes russian!! i wouldnt mind importing one myself, im sure they work hard and play even harder.. were do i sign up?

ReaperSS
07-09-2007, 06:44 PM
***Just got another one****

Sexual gift from Russia
My name is Alena.
I am from Russia. I am 30 years. Recently I with girlfriend have
climbed in the Internet and have seen this site. I was on different
sites,
but it has liked me also I has decided to write. I hope my letter do
not
remain without attention. My profile on this site is already removed,
therefore you cannot find me on the site. I saw your profile, you have
liked me and consequently I have decided to write to you. You please
excuse, that I write to you late. I long thought of you, could not
sleep
easy and consequently I have written to you.
I work nurse in city hospital. I love sports, at leisure I play in
volleyball. I like to walk with girlfriends. I love animals. I had a
cat,
but in one day it has left on street and has not returned. In life I
very sociable, cheerful. I have a lot of friends and familiar with
which I
like to communicate and spend with them time. I like a lot of time to
spend on lake in the summer, to bathe, sunbathe and simply to have a
rest. The favourite season is spring. At this time it becomes warm, it
is
possible to take off superfluous clothes. It is pleasant to look, how
leaflets are dismissed. In general I romantic. I like to dream about
fine. It is pleasant to walk in the warm evening on quay, to look at
small river, than people are occupied, to inhale fresh air. When in
the
street bad weather, I can look something interesting film. Favorite
agenre
- comedy as horror films like. But I prefer to listen to music. My
motto " with music on a life ". In week-end I with girlfriends go to a
disco where we speak about problems. I wanted to get acquainted here,
but
on disco only young men, and I want to get acquainted with more
skilled
man in internet.
I hope my letter does not remain without attention and you can answer
me.

If I have interested you, write me on e-mail: krasavka90@gmail.com

Best wishes
Alena

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/766/alenkawm7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

1JZVL
08-09-2007, 02:19 AM
ffs
wtf is going on i dont understand!

weird. :(

ReaperSS
08-09-2007, 07:28 AM
" In week-end I with girlfriends go to a
disco where we speak about problems."

hahahahahaha

Blueraven
08-09-2007, 08:14 AM
you wounldnt care so much about her english if she was on your knob! ;)

Adr3naL1N
08-09-2007, 08:19 AM
" I wanted to get acquainted here,
but on disco only young men, and I want to get acquainted with more
skilled man in internet."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Lonewolf
08-09-2007, 08:19 AM
yeah, cant speak if theres something else in there anyway...
they're rather amusing
"I wanted to get acquainted here,but on disco only young men, and I want to get acquainted with more skilled man in internet."

nerd > disco dancer

Passage GT
09-09-2007, 06:45 PM
i reckon the first one was hotter!
those eyes are amazing
pretty funny about not shaving armpits n shit though
that'd freak me out lol

McKVNT
09-09-2007, 07:51 PM
their hot

joshg123
09-09-2007, 08:57 PM
I dont get it, do you pay for them to come here? and then they what, hang around you? like a pet? or are u meant to marry them for real....

I dont dig wifes, but i dig that blonde chick!

Niva
10-09-2007, 04:57 PM
married to a russian girl - sex slave, same same

Jase
10-09-2007, 08:19 PM
the russians lock em up and use them for sex, so I dont see why we cant ;)

Niva
11-09-2007, 04:48 PM
no shit, sept we will use fluffy handcuffs and let them out on occasion to do dishes and such.. will seem like heaven to them

RMX
12-09-2007, 11:03 PM
Can you put them on lay-by so I can get an 18 year old for when i'm 60?