F**kin Taxi Drivers !

[Milhouse]

Who else here gets bloody frustrated with taxi drivers on the roads..

1) they seem to enjoy blipping they're highbeams at you when coming the opposite way
2) they refuse to use the indicators
3) On Great Eastern Hwy today i was stuck in a line of cars doing 60kmh, some jackass taxi driver comes screaming up behind me, slams on the brakes and proceeded to honk and flash me with his lights

im sure other people have got worse stories than me tho, just sick to death of them hahah

[Blueraven]

bus drivers - taxi drivers - cvnts with no penis

same same.

[INSINR8R]

you'd hope the kunt doesn't have a penis... worrying times ahead

[Drift_R32]

mate of mine made the mistake of telling one he was in a hurry to get somewhere..

ended with taxi driver rear ending someone badly...

[Cake]

time to go daniel kerr on the cnuts owain! yeah there are some very average cab drivers out there... they like to pull right infont of you in the middle of flowing traffic.

[Slip_]

one of my crappier life experiences that highlights how clueless taxi drivers are...

residential intersection, taxi stopped at stop sign, me going straight through...

the taxi driver, as he's stopped at a stop sign, decides to go through the intersection... as im coming through the intersection. hits me on my rear left wheel whilst im at 50kmh odd... i spin out in a prolonged and dramatic manner due the the wet weather and the impact hitting the rear axle, right where the engine sits above, slide sideways/backwards a good 70metres up a largish kerb and over a good measure of lawn... right up to a very sturdy peppermint tree that i press my door against to get out of the car. overall about 40cm short of some well rooted flora.

car written off. his excuse = "confused"...

cvnt didn't even get out of his taxi to appreciate my save from the tree. let alone even realise how much worse the whole situation would've been if i had'nt been born with such straight up madcvnt driving prowess :p

for a moment i actually thought i wasn't the victim, me standing in the rain... loving the whole concept of being alive... 70metres away from my written off car... telling the person at fault... what they had done and how their actions contributed to the now wrecked... faded yellow POS mr2 sitting on snapped axles snug up against a tree... fucking 70metres down the street... even worse... the motherfuckers native african accent came on hard when he got hysterical...

standing in the rain 'painting the picture' to some ranting african mofo when he's written off your car FTL!

[Roobiks]

bus drivers - taxi drivers - cvnts with no penis

same same.

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[ben351]

ahhhh i love taxi drivers ... so many funny stories ....

Just after 11-09-2001 terrorist attacks ... i came back from bali holiday ... straight from airport home ... got changed went out with boys straight to club ... managed to get a few drinks in ... taxi rocks up and its a arab looking guy ... now my mate scotty after a few drinks has a smart mouth so im already worried ... he jumps in the front me and another mate stiff jump in the back ... half way there stiff drops his guts and stinks cab out ... hahaha arab driver turns around and goes ...

" in my country ... its not polite to do that "

mate scotty looks at him and goes ...

" yeah in my country its not polite to fly a plane into a building but shit happens hey mate "

hahaha everything went silent ... then on the radio Meatloaf 2 out of 3 aint bad came on ... i tap him on the shoulder and say look mate there playing the al-qhida theme song and we all start singing 3 out of 4 aint bad ... hahahahahah he was sooooo heated.

another time i managed to wake up with teh security camera ( red light ) in my pocket ... fuck knows how i stole it.

drunken taxi rides F T W !!!

[Skitzo]

i always enjoy jumping in and seeing if the taxi guy is an aussie.... sadly this has only happened once.. but yeah they r pingpingping's on the road..

[Muppet_Guy]

They stink too!! I once caught a short ride frm CBD to west perth, in January, middle of a hot day, farken hell, I thought I was gonna die, worst BO ever!!!! I bet his goat... I mean wife loves that stink!

[Skitzo]

ladies love the pheramones

[ben351]

another time was at mates place in Nollamara for his going away party ... typical bogan party everyone out in the street on the brake ( 3 cars at one time ) i call a cab to pick me up there all yelling BURNOUT BURNOUT !!! so i go ill try n get him to arc up ... jump in cab and go " mate they wont let you leave till you do a skid ... look over and its a young aussie bloke .... he goes

" pfft its not my car let she what she can do " ... throws it into 1st and jump on the brake and peels out up the road ... best day of my life hahahahah

got about 10 sms's after that " get his number we will call him every weekend for skids "

[JazRad]

Defiantly agree with point 2) they never use indicators!

I was driving home a few weeks back and i saw a taxi driver pulled over on the side of the road throwing rocks at someone?? Maybe the guy attempted a taxi runner or something but they were both going mental at each other lol

[radddavey]

Damn taxi drivers turning right during 'no right turn' times!! Pisses me off!
I wonder sometimes if they think the cat's eyes down the middle of the road are suppose to be ran over. They tend to drive over them for the whole journey if their not viering between lanes.

Who's had the taxi driver with the jack russel and no legs??? He's a bit late brake happy.

Always check your receipt if you pay by eftpos they like to bump the price up hoping you won't notice.

[that_dude]

cabbies, they're like insurance. useless when you dont need them but gold when you do (esp. early mornings when coming home)


and what the f*ck is the go with catching one early mornings, or more like not catching one. gotta line up for hours to get one sucks hard.

[Passage GT]

i was in the taxi when scotty did that shit ben!
funny shit
i couldn't even sing i was laughing so hard
i still think transperth bus drivers are the absolute worst out there
nearly been taken out hardcore on three different times by them
each time when i swerved to the other side of the road to avoid one (twice going around an island..) i was lucky enough to not have cars coming the other way

[ossie_21]

half way there stiff drops his guts and stinks cab out ... hahaha arab driver turns around and goes ...

" in my country ... its not polite to do that "

mate scotty looks at him and goes ...

" yeah in my country its not polite to fly a plane into a building but shit happens hey mate "

:lol:


I don't mind taxi drivers, they usually drive with their windows down even if it's freezing cold which tell me they are up for some gate love :werd:

[Jase]

I do the odd pizza delivery and sure enough every night the stupid fucks drive round with their high beams on blinding everyone. I just chuck mine on and give em a blast... though one night I ended up blinding dome cops. They werent happy.

It must also be a pre requisit for a taxi license to be able to find the worst possible place to park on every road.


.. also when i worked for Coventrys I did runs to taxi depots... some of the absolutely fuct up cars that taxi drivers had pranged were amazing. Some of the most messed up cars I have seen.

[mc68]

worst is those fucking lights that are on the roof, that are there to illuminate the kerbs, pingpingpingpings drive along next to you, and they are pretty bright!

also what the go with changing the radio in the cab? some have got seriously shitty with me changing 'early morning jihad chat' to triplej's usual doof doof without asking....i thought, I'm paying the ride, i choose the tunes!

[BlueSIV]

Also notice how when they have a fare they are slow as fuck but when there out hunting one down they will run you off the road to get to it, or burn you at the lights.