View Full Version : If i could make the laws i would......
mr_mike
15-06-2007, 04:30 PM
bit of a bored topic but anyway, If u were in charge "of society" what laws or rules would u bring in.
Serious and Piss take welcome...
For me would have to b - Playboy stickers banned from any fat, ugly or old chicks cars, cos it just aint right!!:slap:
Id just ban fat ugly and old chicks.
INSINR8R
15-06-2007, 04:47 PM
Id just ban fat ugly and old chicks.
then how will we ever get laid outta desperation?
DRKWRX
15-06-2007, 04:52 PM
Hoon law If your car is over 60k worth they dont conviscate it just give you a big fine I think this is fair :lol: pingpingpingpings try to control everything we do, how many 60k plus cars do you see crashing and killing people???
mr_mike
15-06-2007, 04:52 PM
or for Tj just laid!
If there is no ugly or fat chicks doesnt mean there wont be any desperate chicks, just means they wont be ugly.
We would just have to select some to put down until they had no self esteem.
tj where are these desperate good looking chicks? im still yet to find one
Lonewolf
15-06-2007, 05:10 PM
cars fitted with explosives that determine if you've been hogging the right hand lane.
Audible warning goes off, continue to do it.... BOOOM!
tj where are these desperate good looking chicks? im still yet to find one
Read the thread... if I could change the laws...
mr_mike
15-06-2007, 05:40 PM
This was actually a law i came up with a few years ago to make a better and more polite world.
Its called the "Elective Kill law". Basically if some1 pisses u off u can elect to have them killed. This person would then go on a 2 month "Election time" During this time if some1 else nominates to have them killed then its game over. Or if at the end of the 2months "election time" if no1 has nominated them they r spared. But a claus would b written in if ur go onto the Election time list more than 3 times in 1 year then u r killed.
My theory is if ppl now have the power to get rid of some1 who pisses them off others r gonna start bein alot nicer to each other and as such make a nicer and more polite world to live in.
I would just nominate the executor and get my mates to back me up...
Cant get killed if the guy doing the killing is dead.
I'd throw kunts in jail if they fail to merge correctly.
mr_mike
15-06-2007, 06:16 PM
merge properly? thats where u put on ur indicator then slow down to 30kmh under the speed limit, then eventually stop on the feeder lane, then when u successfully block traffic in the lane ur joinin u move forward, yeh?
Joes currently driving to your house to stab you Mike.
ReaperSS
15-06-2007, 06:33 PM
All Chicks must show tits when told!
mr_mike
15-06-2007, 06:37 PM
All Chicks must show tits when told!
This law would have to b implemented after Tj's law or it just wouldnt work
Roobiks
15-06-2007, 10:30 PM
If i could make the laws i would......
Create a sentence... "Peoples disgretion"
Where a rapist or something that had been given this sentence would go into a croud of people and the people punished him how they saw fit.
Think it's better then Americas nice friendly needle.. imo.
Brockas
16-06-2007, 01:28 AM
Id just ban fat ugly and old chicks.
You'd better hope women don't ban fat ugly old guys.
What difference would it make, its not like they accept ugly old fat guys now :D
Blueraven
16-06-2007, 02:46 PM
correction - they currently accept fat ugly old guys who's bank balance reads like a phone number.
Blueraven
16-06-2007, 02:50 PM
You'd better hope women don't ban fat ugly old guys.
since when is TJ old? :slap:
I dont know whether to thank you or to tell you to f*** off haha!
:D
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