June Birthdays myth busted

[ben351]

hahaha upon recent research ... ie. looking at my calender ... if you go 9 months back from june ... its September ... and whats in September ... Fathers Day :D

Our mums totaly got NAILED on fathers day hahahaha

AWESOME !!!!

[mr_mike]

hahahahahahaha
CSI Antilag starring Ben

[doriae86]

if your not born june, chances are your dad was fucking some1 else or your mum copped anal

[Brockas]

LOL thank fuck im born in June.

[ben351]

i just keep getting this image of the old boy going the spastic eagle on the old lady and a calander in the back ground with a big red circle around fathers day

hahahahaha

me and my sister are born on the same day 5 years apart and my two oldest sisters have birthdays around the same time like 4 days apart ... their birthdays go back 9 months to mothers day ... so my parents only had sex twice a year ... still two times more than tj :D

[Joe]

What if you were physically born slightly early or late? I'm May 30, so that theory works out too!

Early July people should be safe also :D

[TJ]

9 months before my bday is Serbian new year :D

"happi neentin etty too Vera"

[Jase]

september babies = new years "whoopsys"

[Joe]

November babies...Valentines Day accidents.

[TJ]

september babies = new years "whoopsys"

Haha pretty much!

[ben351]

so anyone born inside of June ....

YOUR A FUCKING MISTAKE

[Jase]

I think i was the result of a very merry christmans :S

August 22nd

:boink:

[ben351]

so your old man was santa ...

only came once a year to empty his sack !!

[Kilma]

Bahahahahahahaha.

God you come up with some weird & wild ones Ben. Thoroughly entertaining thoguh. :lol:

[TJ]

How many people are born 9 months after their dads favourite footy/soccer etc team won a championship?

:D

[Fozzy]

Im a june baby.. But I was planned so I guess I dont really count in Bens scheme

[Brockas]

i just keep getting this image of the old boy going the spastic eagle on the old lady and a calander in the back ground with a big red circle around fathers day

hahahahaha

me and my sister are born on the same day 5 years apart and my two oldest sisters have birthdays around the same time like 4 days apart ... their birthdays go back 9 months to mothers day ... so my parents only had sex twice a year ... still two times more than tj :D


wait wait wait....

you've got a sister?


why didn't anyone tell me?

[TJ]

Paul bro, ill introduce you to her husband, then youll know why its better you never think of her again.

:)

[RICEY]

What if you were physically born slightly early or late? I'm May 30, so that theory works out too!

Early July people should be safe also :D

Phew Im early july haha

[Brockas]

/me puts mower away.

[TJ]

hahahahhaha!

Pauls instincts have saved his life :D

[ben351]

lol

120kg Mauori bouncer > Paul Brockbank

ill introduce next weekend at the party

[Joe]

LMAO! Brockas = Pwn3d

[INSINR8R]

september babies = new years "whoopsys"

thanks dude... I know I was an accident...

[ben351]

" hey bens sister im paul brockban..... WHO THE FUCK IS THAT "

" my husband "

http://www.southpacificpictures.com/assets/img/productions/prod_main_broken.jpg

" You got a problem with you eyes boi "

[TJ]

LOL

Game over!

[xr06t]

ahahahahahhaha

june bday here too..

[Jazza]

Hhahaah june bdays FTW

[DISTRBD]

28th june for me n my wifes ready to give birth any day.. not hardto work out what i got for fathers day last yr :idb:

[Miami]

Since when has sex become the preferred option as far as a "present"/celebration goes??? Havent you ppl heard of blowjobs?????!!!!

PS My birthday is end of March :S

[Fryman]

lol @ this whole thread... always had weird and wonderful theorys about stuff....

like coincidentally the girls in the office take pain killers around the same time every month...

[TJ]

LOL Lukian steps it up!

[Slip_]

September babies for the win...

my old boy must've been on amphetamine's or someshit on new years, i think its mirror'd in my genetic makeup... ive got a bullsh!t fast metabolism...

considering he was livin the rock n'roll lifestyle, wouldn't suprise me.

i can eat 6 massive bowls of pasta a day and still look like ive been hitting speed for 12months straight... trying to build some bulk would send me broke with food expenses.

[DISTRBD]

LOL Lukian , is it same time they reject your sexual advances ??



:muff:

[jr]

i was born 28th november, old mans birthday 26th february, you figure it out!

[jEstEr?]

hrmm very early december... happy easter?

[Riggs]

Dads 9th of July, I'm March 17th..... And no I'm not Irish :)

[S_E]

My dads Birthday is in March, My birthday is 24th of Dec, and my brothers is 4th of Jan, 9 months apart...

[wadragracing]

Since when has sex become the preferred option as far as a "present"/celebration goes??? Havent you ppl heard of blowjobs?????!!!!

PS My birthday is end of March :S
So one of your parents must have been celebrating their birthday when they made you, making it June. Meaning one of them was conceived on Father's Day. Freaky....

June birthday here too! :werd:

[Spectral]

me in may and old man in august, happy birthday ya old champ

[mys1]

wow, Mums birthday is 3rd of june. me born 7th of march :S

hapy birthday mum!

[mys1]

i was also concieved in a Hallway aparently!

Tyson

[Syncope]

i was also concieved in a Hallway aparently!

Tyson

Nice dinner table conversation..

[31-EVO]

Oct 30th...fckn milkman

[Evilteddy]

Oct 30th...fckn milkman

Your dad could have been giving your mother an australia day plough.

[31-EVO]

Your dad could have been giving your mother an australia day plough.

Well this is true

[Miami]

Be unAustralian not to, really.

[Brockas]

i was also concieved in a Hallway aparently!

Tyson

How does that even come up in conversation? hahaha

I just don't wanna know!

[Evilteddy]

How does that even come up in conversation? hahaha

I just don't wanna know!

Oh come on Paul...

You cracked a stiffy just considering it.

Slamming a chick against both walls in a hallways...

Hell... even i'm getting a chubby.

[mr_mike]

but that chicks ur mum!!!

[Roobiks]

I'm May?

[ben351]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIMMAH FUCKING .... YOU TOO FOZZY

[Fryman]

i was also concieved in a Hallway aparently!

Tyson


Good ol Ty! putting the edge on the saying "throwing a sausage down a hallway"

haaaaaaha!~

[cplagz]

Good ol Ty! putting the edge on the saying "throwing a sausage down a hallway"

haaaaaaha!~

I believe that quote refers to someone who may also be termed a "cum dumpster", "sperm bucket" or slut. :|

[Muppet_Guy]

June 20th for me...

[wadragracing]

"Handling > Speed"?

WTF Dan you've changed, get some turbos already...

[Muppet_Guy]

"Handling > Speed"?

WTF Dan you've changed, get some turbos already...

Haha! Just my way to make myself feel better about the fact this car goes a lot slower in straight line than the Soarer :( Turbos on the IS.... maybe in a year who knows.

[ben351]

three of junes finest are celebrating our birthdays this Saturday night June the 9th ... Me, BBK, and Dylan.

PM for details

[Roobiks]

Good ol Ty! putting the edge on the saying "throwing a sausage down a hallway"

haaaaaaha!~

throwing a matchstick in a volcano imo