Quote of the day thread...

[Fryman]

I love my quotes of the day, inspiring, a display of wit and retort, even got one in the ol signature of my email.

Since we are in a sharing faze of whats good/bad about us lettuce continue with kind spirits. Knowledge is power blah blah blah.... hell you never know where a smart saying may be of help

heres a starter...

The word for the day is "Legs"
Help spread the word

[ben351]

your not a man till you had a man ... so im ten times the man you'll ever be :D

[boosted180]

a mcflurry is an ice cream

[Niva]

Inches make champions

[T-Diddy]

"surround yourself with clowns, an youll get a circus"

[Milhouse]

my mothers really nosey, she likes to go thru my socks and underwear... i mean sure... it tickles at first :D

[Twe12ve]

sick fu ck!

[Fryman]

"if you only have a hammer every problem tends to be a nail"

[adrenalin]

Im surprised ben hasnt said this one

Up the bum no babies

[ben351]

cos its not a quote ...

its a way of life :)

Unconcious ... consent ... same same :)

[Brockas]

Got this one the other day through SMS in response to the "It's not cheating if..." sayings:


"It's not cheating if your girlfriend is in another state and you haven't been having sex lately anyways because she's unimpressed with the way you look at other women and treat her like an object so you decide to slip a roofie into the receptionists drink at work while shes not looking and take her to a dark secluded place and have sex with her while shes unconcious, is it?"

[ben351]

sh!t that went to your phone ?

whoops

[Fryman]

tallegada...

I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!

Ricky Bobby (http://imdb.com/name/nm0002071/): [running around on the track in his underwear] Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!

Ricky Bobby (http://imdb.com/name/nm0002071/): I've sent in my application to the Real World. So I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting A LOT of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I'm also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, "hey, what's up guys? Want some crack?" I'm just waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out.

[ben351]

Chip: I can't hold my tongue. These kids are my grandchildren and you are raising them wrong. They are *terrible* boys!
Walker: Shut up, Chip, or I'll go ape-shit on your ass!
Texas Ranger: I'm gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Yeah!
Ricky Bobby: Yeah! Now turn up the heat!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Go on and get some, boys!
Ricky Bobby: Come on!
Walker: I'm ten years old, but I'll beat your ass!
Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Like a spider monkey! Go on!
Ricky Bobby: Chip, you brought this on, man.
Walker: Greatest Generation my ass. Tom Brokaw's a punk!
Chip: What is wrong with you?
Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!

[RRob]

Pay peanuts, get monkeys...

[ben351]

that the motto at McGrath Carpenters ?

[Fryman]

"You shot me in both my legs, then set me on fire, piss off"

"Why dont you make like a tree, and get the hell outta here"

[kneedtotinkle]

You haven't scored, TILL YOU SCORE!

[v8tfcorty]

you cannot put brains in statues

[Roobiks]

Guy at work, 39 years old has a few good quotes that I've remembered...


"Camels are just big goats."

"If you have to BEAT something to get the evil spirits out I'm not quite sure you should EAT it."

[Roobiks]

Rohipnol, putting the SENSUAL back in NONCONSENSUAL..

[deeman111]

BULLEMIA - Twice the taste, zero calories!

-James

[Frenchy]

Mates quote in referance to his fat g/f
"dude, its like having a drift pig 180. Its does the job but its pretty bunky, but the longer you keep it and the more money you spend on making it look better....you end up with a awsome looking D1 driftaaaaa"

[kneedtotinkle]

Bahahahhaha

[T-Diddy]

"tell me, does this smell like chroloform"

[magic1]

'do a fucking burnout'

[Sully]

it's not rape, it's surprise sex

[NOJAPCRAP]

only cheap wine comes in 5litres?



im suprised that hasnt been said yet :lol:

[ben351]

she's so hot id use her sh!t as tooth paste

Id crawl on my hands and knees through broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

they see me rolling .... they hating :)

YOUVE CHANGED !!!

YOU USED TO BE COOL !!

[RRob]

Ben the last 2. Take note..

[kneedtotinkle]

"Birds of a same feather, flock together."

"Our days are numbered!"

"One rotten egg, spoils the barrell."

"Two's Company, three's a crowd"

[kneedtotinkle]

This one is only relative to those who watch black movies.

"You aint nothin but a keep a nigga baby!" "Your mumma was nothing but weekend pussy"

[Kilma]

The sig for one of the guys on the bike forums:

As my Father once said whilst sitting on his jolly knee....."Son, if you ever get a girl pregnant, be the BIGGER man and WALK AWAY".

[Niva]

two 10's make a 20

[kneedtotinkle]

"Damed if you do, damed if you dont!"

[Macca]

Its hard to soar like an eagle when you are surrounded by turkeys

[adrenalin]

Sweatier then a priest in a playground

More full then a bishops ballbag

Busier then a one armed brick layer in baghdad - kenny

Sillier then a bumful of smarties - Kenny

[Fryman]

''there are many ways to kill a cat, besides fucking it to death''

[Fryman]

Mr. Burns: You see me as a God, right, Smithers?
Smithers: Absolutely, sir.
Mr. Burns: You'd kneel before me, wouldn't you?
Smithers: Boy, would I.



Man: hi!
Woman: Hello
Man: I have a hypothetical question, would you sleep with me for 10 million dollars?
W: Well yes, thats a LOT of cash!
M: cool, how about 100,000?
W:maybe...
M: how about 100?
W What?! I am not a whore!
M: We have established that already, we are just working on price...

[PT-R]

Kids on the back seat cause accidents
Accidents on the back seat cause kids

[31-EVO]

Sweating like a peadofile on a school bus

[Blueraven]

little boy blew...



Hey...he needed the money.

[Wilko]

"Two's Company, three's a crowd"

In reply:

Three's never a croud when the other two at chicks

[omfg_gate]

To an ugly woman -

"Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle"

[Roobiks]

To an ugly woman -

"Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle"



Face like a dropped pie

[Lonewolf]

"if she was a president, shed be Baberaham Lincoln"

"The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her."

[31-EVO]

C*nt like a bulldog eating porridge

C*nt like a badly packed kebab, with all its meat hanging out

[oops]

"i scratch my mind, think about life and stuff sometimes when shits rough"

"yeah i dont even walk bitch i slide! electric slide in my ass!"

"shit looks like a crack factory n*gger i wish i had some watermellon, u got watermellon?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT3xtXtJarw