Ali G

[TJ]

you either know him and love him, or you suck... i mean or dont.

Favourite line time guys

mine and alot of other ppls

"my wife... she is dead"

"fuck to you!"


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Syncope]

Jagshemash, I like you!

Probably the best thing on TV. Borat is fucking awesome. Ali G is pretty cool, but he aint got shit on Borat. That Bruno pingpingpingping is a bit of a faggot though, except when he asked that guy "Is fashion more important than health" and the guy said yes. Classic. The British episodes were way better than the American series, but USAIII was still funny as fuck. Cant wait for part II, its just been released in America. AliG movie went off, no doubt the best bit was when he meets Borat at that convention. Too many classic quotes to list, ofcourse, they are much better to actually watch on video/dvd for the full effect.

Can i touch them?

My wife is dead, but it OK, I have a new wife

Is your wife pretty or does she have deformeties?

I have a good shit.

I have sex last night with woman from Gambia.

What Borat looks for in a girl:

1. Blonde
2. No retardment in family
3. Ploughing experience
(preferably one year)
4. Good physique
5. Tight, like a man's anus
6. Nice face
7. Non Jew

[AndrZeJ]

"i like, it is niiicce."

"this one i pay money for, but boy she worth it, WAWAWEEEEWA!!!"

[LNYMRKO]

"When can we have sexy intercourse?"

[TJ]

"that is a sexist way to talk about them bitches"

[Cake]

Ali-G is funny as, but Borat is the man.

Always cracks me up... here's a soundboard with a few classic lines from episodes, mostly usa series. borat soundboard (http://www.webgeordie.co.uk/borat/sounds/borat_soundboard.swf).

Just a few of too many funny lines...
"What it mean, what mean oral? Iiiiii laiiik it, in the mouth, very much!"

"Even though I am big... like a can of pepsi."

"But if she cheat on me, i will... crush her."

"Hey its you let her go! What you take her? She nothing to do with this! Iiii locust! FUCK TO YOU!"

"You have wonderful moustache, mine is nothing compared to your moustache, your moustache is beautiful, i very jealous. May I ask you, are you a man who does with another man?"

Walks into mens showers in a locker room, "You are very strong! you are strong!!! Wahhh! You have a hraghm like my friend! my friend he have the same hraghm as you. Can i touch?"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[TJ]

LOL

[TJ]

Borat explaining that his traveling companion was detained at the US Border because of his history of "sex crimes". He then attempted to get Conan to do a high-five (multiple times) in appreciation of sex crimes.
- He invited Conan to stay at his home in Kazakhstan where he would have free use of Borat's wife. He described his wife as "tight as man's anus".
- In return, he expected an invitation to stay at Conan's house in NY. He asked Conan if his wife was pretty or if she had deformities.


bahahahahahah


http://www.webgeordie.co.uk/borat/

[Abbz]

ahhh, me mate dave...

hahaha

"uhhh....wazznt me"

the one something about dave having drugs or magic mushies and he was "he flew down the shops to get some ciggies for his mum and he was so off his head when he got there that he forgot what he wanted"

or to the cop "and what iz de effex of these drugs"
cop: "you hullicinate and see things that arent there and think your something else"
ALI G "and wot iz de bad effex?"

haha

PEACE OUT

WESPEC
AIIIIIIIIGHT

[TJ]

hahaha abbz is a wigga!

fo shizzle ma shizzle werd out :)

[Syncope]

Driving down the street in the city in that car promoting his campaign and yelling "FUCK ALL YOUR MOTHERFUCKERS FUCKING FUCKERS MOTHERFUCKERS" etc.

[TJ]

In the ali g movie racing the other riced up car

speed limit is 50

they race to the limit hahaha

calling him crazy when he does 52 in 50 zone hahaha

[MissG]

one word..........

'minga'

[mc68]

"and we is gonna talkin bout ladies, now on in two people is a ladie"

"we put and agent inside an middle eastern terrorist organisation.." "aight, asian" "yes agent"........"why do you put only asian's in there? isnt that abit racialist? only putting in asians in dere?"

[Abbz]

haha, racialist. racialist like the American CIA, on the intelligance people iz allowed. thats racialist innit?

[TJ]

me mate dave.... haha so many classics from that one alone.

[Abbz]

oh and in the movie, they are such bad-asses when they pull the finger at the cops, under the window so they cant see.

BORN TO BE BAD EH

WESPEC AIIII

[Shaolin242]

yeah abbz that bit was fukn mad!! hahahha he fully pulls the bird then hides it under the window sil..haha

also like the bit with the hydrolics and the ladies goin down on him...

[Abbz]

haha i dont remember that part.

i brought a DVD in bali, with victoria and becks interview - very funny !!

[TJ]

hahah yeah ive got that lying around somewhere

i rang my mate just then , answers phone call with

"it is nice i like" in borat voice i lost it laughing !

[Lord_Muck]

"Is you ere for da nobbin?"

"dat is what i iz jus said, innit"

"f0r real"

"check it"

"booyakasha"

[mc68]

"let me be the first to say thankyou for your contrebution by purchasing this video" "i wills tell you where all your 15 quid goes to... 4% goes to the packaging, those fancy plastic cases arent for free ya know" "anotha 60% goes to the producers, while 15% goes to the retailer"...."the remaining 85% goes into this bag of skunk, Joe roberts from manchester, thankyou for you' contribution"

[Cake]

Borat's new country hit (MP3)

Borat - In my country there is problem (http://www.antilag.com/tom/borat-in_my_country_there_is_problem.mp3)

yeee har c'mawn

[fane]

ALI G
"it is just short for init, init?" :D

BORAT
"the bears at home, they dance for us. The ground, it is very hot."

and like someone already said

"my wife, she is dead. But it is ok, because i have new one..." :D

[Cake]

http://www.cringehumor.net/borat/season2.html

[TJ]

"my sister was voted number 2 prostitue in country of kazikshtan"

hahahhaahha

[supafly]

hahaha, Borat gets introduced to the rowing team, kisses all of the guys and shakes the chicks hand at the end with the guys watching

[ACTIV3]

lol tru Dat

[Teejays a homo]

my nick is teejay is a homo, but it really should have been, i wish teejay is a homo, cos i am a poof who likes to fucked in the ass.

i was also abused as a child and have no friends

[WRCjosh]

lol coming from someone who signs up on a forum (yes your on a computer asshole) just to give someone shit... Hmmm, get back to school

[OmEg_A7]

"Listen to all u poor kuntz talkin bout Ali G, bet most of u havnt even had a fuck unless it was from each other ya fucken homo's. Get of your computers and go"


What car do you have?

Hell can you even drive or do you still rely on ur mum for lifts?

[MissG]

whats talking about AliG got to do with sex.......?


By the way cool is spelt cool not ''kewl''

[k0nz]

Listen to all u poor kuntz talkin bout Ali G, bet most of u havnt even had a fuck unless it was from each other ya fucken homo's. Get of your computers and go :flipa: :flipa: :asshole: :wgaf: :shake:

Just how does one go and :flipa: :flipa: :asshole: :wgaf: :shake: ?

(haha teejay is a homo)

[SimonR32]

$10 says he is one of the guys that teejay banned yesterday and has just signed up with a new username :)

can we log his ip?

[TJ]

where is that quote coming from, cos his post sure is different.

[k0nz]

Ugh.. yeah that's fucking wierd.. ok I'm impressed that he got rid of the edit bit..
tj is a homo just won +100 intarweb points.