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Shauno
19-11-2006, 08:41 PM
BUNNINGS SCAM IN PERTH METRO AREA

DO NOT enter another Bunnings store until you have fully
read and understand the following...

A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be
regular Bunnings customers. Over the last month I became
the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going
out to get hardware supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen
to you.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18
or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading
your stuff into the car.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex,
with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No"
and instead ask you for a ride to another metro area Bunnings
store. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one
of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex
on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet
stolen november 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 13th, 14th, 16th,
three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming
weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

TJ
19-11-2006, 08:45 PM
Hahaha nice.

We have a bunning scam too, something about paintballing one into next year :)

MMM
19-11-2006, 09:15 PM
nice

Big Cam
19-11-2006, 11:52 PM
Hahaha nice.

We have a bunning scam too, something about paintballing one into next year :)

LOL... I know nothing about this.

[PIG GTS]
20-11-2006, 01:28 PM
there new colour scheme is orange i believe

TJ
20-11-2006, 01:33 PM
Dont know what you mean man.

Jazza
20-11-2006, 01:43 PM
hahaha thats funny

180SXTCY
20-11-2006, 04:46 PM
haha are u fo real?

Miggy
20-11-2006, 08:43 PM
haha are u fo real?


yeah man, happend to me too

TJ
20-11-2006, 09:38 PM
Then you woke up ?

Shauno
21-11-2006, 07:18 AM
haha are u fo real?

Yeh mate...jokes on them but no cash in wallet:shake:

Miggy
21-11-2006, 07:59 PM
Then you woke up ?

haha i was taking the piss

TJ
21-11-2006, 11:18 PM
That wasnt piss oozing out...

Gonzola
22-11-2006, 08:30 PM
My wallet is always empty.. so i'd call that a free blowjob.. awesome.

IF it happens make sure you belt the back of her head right down, make em work for the empty wallet